Off Topic 2012

[TheMatrix31]

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Drinking until you can't control yourself like that is incredibly stupid.

I've been DEVASTATINGLY drunk before and never, not ONCE, have I ever done ANYTHING like pull my junk out and start pissing on computers or people.

What in the hell.

[TracerBullet]

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Yeah, well, I once knew this guy who pissed in a hallway.

[BunnyHardaway]

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I did piss on my old computer one time. My girl asked what I was doing, just gave her the thumbs up and kept the flow going. I was blacked out, don't remember any of it.

My one boy pissed himself all the time. We talked **** on him accordingly

My one friend has ruined 3 iPhones due to getting drunk and peeing on them. Now every time he drinks he has to put his phone in a plastic bag

I've never peed myself, but I do have the documented incident at PSU. Blackout problems, indeed.

[Boltman]

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My one friend has ruined 3 iPhones due to getting drunk and peeing on them. Now every time he drinks he has to put his phone in a plastic bag

I've never peed myself, but I do have the documented incident at PSU. Blackout problems, indeed.

He needs to be sent off to Guantanamo Bay, or some prison somewhere because... 3?

That's just criminally stupid.

[slickdtc]

It amazes me how many people absolutely wreck their phones, drunk or not. I guard this phone with my life.

[kingkilla56]

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Once my roommate fell asleep drunk under his bed looking for the remote to the TV in our dorm room. It took me an hour to realize he never came back up when I told him where it fell to.

[Chef Matt]

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It amazes me how many people absolutely wreck their phones, drunk or not. I guard this phone with my life.

If I didn't have a big bulky otterbox on my phone it'd be a heaping pile. As it is though, it's in perfect condition.

[Champion8877]

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Yeah some people just become ridiculous and cannot control themselves. I have some friends who just turn into a whole other person when they drink, lose all common sense they previously had and just become uncontrollable.

Personally I don't change at all when I drink other than I feel great, tell way better stories, have great conversations, and walk a little funny. I've been insanely drunk on multiple occasions, but never have I lost enough common sense to start pissing on everything.

[mb625]

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Yeah, well, I once knew this guy who pissed in a hallway.

I knew a guy who got absolutely obliterated and he was getting a little angry, so my friend had him go into his room to cool down... he thanked him by opening the closet door and peeing all over his clothes.

[MrChainsaw]

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Yeah some people just become ridiculous and cannot control themselves.

I am that person.

[DamnYanks2]

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The worst I've come to pissing somewhere when I'm drunk is off the balcony, both bathrooms were filled, I had to go. Hope nobody got a golden shower.

I can't understand people pissing on the floor or in closets though, my friend pissed on his 360 when he was drunk, you do that to my ps3, you will die.

Oh, but I had a chick who threw up in my closet, thinking it was the bathroom. That was lovely, I got up and said, "yea that's the closet", she just laughed like a drunk idiot and ruined all my hangers on the floor.

[Bellsprout]

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I pee in toilets.

Only toilets.

Sober or drunk.

My bladder is much too shy to pee anywhere else.

[Fresh Tendrils]

I pee in toilets.

Only toilets.

Sober or drunk.

My bladder is much too shy to pee anywhere else.

Sometimes I'll use a bush or tree, but I've never gone past the point where it appears acceptable to urinate on myself, inside other than the bathroom, or on somebody else in a non sexual way.

[TracerBullet]

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Sometimes I'll use a bush or tree, but I've never gone past the point where it appears acceptable to urinate on myself, inside other than the bathroom, or on somebody else in a non sexual way.

So it's... nevermind.

[BurghFan]

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The worst I've come to pissing somewhere when I'm drunk is off the balcony, both bathrooms were filled, I had to go. Hope nobody got a golden shower.

I can't understand people pissing on the floor or in closets though, my friend pissed on his 360 when he was drunk, you do that to my ps3, you will die.

Oh, but I had a chick who threw up in my closet, thinking it was the bathroom. That was lovely, I got up and said, "yea that's the closet", she just laughed like a drunk idiot and ruined all my hangers on the floor.

Yeah, hopefully noone got a golden shower. There was actually a story in the news a couple weeks ago where these 2 guys were playing dominos and drinking on a balcony and one of the guys decided he had to pee and went peed over the balcony. Unfortunately someone did get a golden shower and that someone had a gun and shot the guy peeing over the balcony dead.

I pee in toilets.

Only toilets.

Sober or drunk.

My bladder is much too shy to pee anywhere else.

The only time I remember peeing somewhere other than a toilet/urinal/stadium trough was once when I peed into a bathroom drain when all the other toilets were occupied. I was 4 years old and in preschool at the time. I remember the teacher asking me what I was doing or something to that effect and responding with something like "Peeing in the hole". I have no idea why I still remember that. I have a habit of remembering the most ridiculous and insignificant things.