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  • #30061
    Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    Re: Off Topic 2012


    You're not even allowed to wear hats in any of the strip clubs up here that I've gone to. They'll take them from you at the front desk or you're not getting in.

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    • #30062
      slickdtc
      Grayscale
      • Aug 2004
      • 17128

      Re: Off Topic 2012


      Originally posted by mKoz26
      Snip.
      Damn. That's crazy. Someone was having a bad day. He basically baited you into this by speeding up and slowing down. And I believe you're allowed over the speed limit briefly to pass in the left lane. The kicker is that's not even the reason why he pulled you over. Or at least not why you were ticketed.

      I say fight this to the bitter end. You may end up in a roadside ditch, but it's your civic duty.
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      Originally posted by Money99
      And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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      • #30063
        jmood88
        Sean Payton: Retribution
        • Jul 2003
        • 34637

        Re: Off Topic 2012


        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
        Which would you rather have:

        No fights and not getting some ?

        OR

        Fights and getting some ?

        Don't need a body guard.......I don't care if you get your *** kicked, get it kicked and go home with a chick.
        It's not like you have to get in fights to get girls anyway.
        Originally posted by Blzer
        Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

        If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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        • #30064
          Bellsprout
          Hard Times.
          • Oct 2009
          • 25652

          Re: Off Topic 2012


          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by AUChase
          A purple LA Lakers hat turned backwards sure does look offensive
          My guess is that the bouncer was positioned at the door behind you and he didn't want to stare at a ****ing Lakers logo all night.
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          Originally posted by l3ulvl
          A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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          • #30065
            WDOgF0reL1fe
            MVP
            • Apr 2005
            • 3427

            Re: Off Topic 2012


            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Went on a date with another girl I met on okcupid last night.

            Let's just say it went really well
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            • #30066
              mKoz26
              In case you forgot...
              • Jan 2009
              • 4685

              Re: Off Topic 2012


              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Originally posted by slickdtc
              Damn. That's crazy. Someone was having a bad day. He basically baited you into this by speeding up and slowing down. And I believe you're allowed over the speed limit briefly to pass in the left lane. The kicker is that's not even the reason why he pulled you over. Or at least not why you were ticketed.

              I say fight this to the bitter end. You may end up in a roadside ditch, but it's your civic duty.
              He said he pulled me over for not wearing a seatbelt. I only sped up and slowed down to get him out of my blind spot and allow others to pass if necessary. It's just ridiculous that this guy really thought he could see a seatbelt through another person, in the dark at 2AM.

              Whatever. I'd rather be arrested than pay the damn ticket.
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              @CDonkey26

              Originally posted by baumy300
              Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...

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              • #30067
                BunnyHardaway
                Banned
                • Nov 2004
                • 15195

                Re: Off Topic 2012


                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by mKoz26
                He said he pulled me over for not wearing a seatbelt. I only sped up and slowed down to get him out of my blind spot and allow others to pass if necessary. It's just ridiculous that this guy really thought he could see a seatbelt through another person, in the dark at 2AM.

                Whatever. I'd rather be arrested than pay the damn ticket.
                Stories like this make me happy that I know/am related to a cop.

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                • #30068
                  Gotmadskillzson
                  Live your life
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 23450

                  Re: Off Topic 2012


                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Ummm yeah.......a good number of clubs and strip clubs that I been to up north don't allow hats, timberland boots or ANY athletic apparel at all. They had that rule in place ever since 2000.

                  It is all in place to keep gang fights from breaking out.

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                  • #30069
                    mKoz26
                    In case you forgot...
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 4685

                    Re: Off Topic 2012


                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Originally posted by JJLinn
                    Stories like this make me happy that I know/am related to a cop.
                    My stepdad knows all the cops in my town but I was driving in a different one.

                    (Orland Park is the town for the people from around here. They have a bad reputation in the suburbs.)
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                    @CDonkey26

                    Originally posted by baumy300
                    Yeah, she may be a bit of a beotch, but you get back to me when you find out a way to motorboat personality...

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                    • #30070
                      slickdtc
                      Grayscale
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 17128

                      Re: Off Topic 2012


                      I'm done with getting lunch meat from the supermarket deli. Half expired, smelly, nasty bull****. Friggin' ridiculous I've spent ~$20 on lunch meat that was bad when I got it in the past month.

                      Screw this I'm going to the farmer's market for my honey ham needs. I know I'm gonna get fresh stuff instead of this crap.

                      I'm salty. Happened at two different stores too, my go-to spots. I'm highly disappointed. But I'm a stickler for my lunch meat... If I'm gonna be eating it multiple meals throughout the week, I at least want it to be good. I do a good job of sealing things up so they stay fresh so to have it already smelly and off-tasting pisses me off.

                      Frig!
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                      Originally posted by Money99
                      And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                      • #30071
                        Gotmadskillzson
                        Live your life
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 23450

                        Re: Off Topic 2012


                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        Here are the weekend estimates via Rentrak:

                        The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 $141.3 million
                        Skyfall $41.5 million
                        Lincoln $21 million
                        Wreck-It Ralph $18.3 million
                        Flight $8.6 million
                        Argo $4.1 million
                        Taken 2 $2.1 million
                        Pitch Perfect $1.3 million
                        Jab Tak Hai Jaan $1.3 million
                        Here Comes the Boom $1.2 million


                        Wow......no wonder nobody was online on my friends list last night, they all got dragged to see Twilight apparently.

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                        • #30072
                          Mabster
                          Crunchy
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 7659

                          Re: Off Topic 2012


                          Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                          Wow......no wonder nobody was online on my friends list last night, they all got dragged to see Twilight apparently.
                          Don't females have other females to go to this crap with? Why would you drag the one you love to this garbage when you know it'd be torture for them.

                          My gf watched twilight last night. She called me, told me she was going, I told her to have fun. So easy, no drama, no pain.
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                          • #30073
                            Chaos81
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 17150

                            Re: Off Topic 2012


                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Originally posted by Mabster
                            Why would you drag the one you love to this garbage when you know it'd be torture for them.
                            Because they hope that one day the man will change his opinion and love going to Twilight movies.

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                            • #30074
                              ubernoob
                              ****
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 15522

                              Re: Off Topic 2012


                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by Chaos81
                              Because they hope that one day the man will change his opinion and love going to Twilight movies.
                              And then he will have no interest in her sexually anymore.
                              bad

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                              • #30075
                                Gotmadskillzson
                                Live your life
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 23450

                                Re: Off Topic 2012


                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                I am amazed how vastly different everybody ages. Some people age good and others, holy crap they age terrible. So the saying of how you lived your life between 18 to 30 is going to determine how you look in your mid 30s and beyond is so true.

                                All that heavy clubbin, drinking and smoking got some of my friends looking crypt keeper.

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