Off Topic 2012

[LetThatBoyCook]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Would I be banned for wishing everyone a Merry Chr*stmas?

[TripleCrown9]

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Would I be banned for wishing everyone a Merry Chr*stmas?

You mean Christmas?

[SPTO]

Re: Off Topic 2012

I mentioned this on Twitter last week, but I'll do it here too so all of OT can laugh at me.


I was in Colorado for the last week as the GF is a big Broncos fan and she hadn't made it to a game this year. She's from Colorado so we decided to stay with her parents for a few days as I hadn't met any of her family yet.

Last Monday we flew into Colorado Springs and her parents were picking us up in the airport. Get off the plane, go get our (her) luggage, and as we can't find her mom yet, the GF goes to the bathroom. So I'm standing there by myself waiting for her to get out, and I see this great ***. Stare at it a little bit, GF comes out and sees me and starts moving towards the woman. We get there, and the GF goes "Mom, I think Mike likes your ***."

Majorly awkward, but it only went upwards from there.

Well if you go by the old saying....That means your GF is gonna be hot when she's her mother's age

That IS pretty awkward though LOL

[Cusefan]

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Happened literally a mile or two away from where I was working today. Drove past and saw all the smoke. Absolutely disgusting. 7 houses burned down, 2 men dead, a couple more in the hospital.

The killer's mom had died two months ago and in her obituary, he requested that everyone donate to that fire department rather than giving money to him. Just eery.

It took them 3 or 4 hours to find him too. I've never been so scared to be working as I was today. When I was talking to people through the drive-through part of the bank, all I could hear was sirens blaring. I thought the guy was going to show up in our plaza.

I met one of the Firefighters killed a handful of times, he lived across the hall from my buddy in college. Can't say I knew him but people say he was a great guy. Firefighters have a dangerous job as it is...

[Watson]

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They way I see it, I bought my dad every season of Ren And Stimpy, so I bought the right to be a cynical ******* tomorrow.

[OSUFan_88]

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Just saw my best friend and his first child. My first thought:

"I cannot believe this guy is a father. Scary."

My second thought:

"OH MY GOD HE MARRIED SHAMU!"

[Dog]

Just saw my best friend and his first child. My first thought:

"I cannot believe this guy is a father. Scary."

My second thought:

"OH MY GOD HE MARRIED SHAMU!"

I'm pretty sure sex/marriage with a killer whale is illegal bro. Probably shouldn't be posting about illegal activities


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[OSUFan_88]

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I'm pretty sure sex/marriage with a killer whale is illegal bro. Probably shouldn't be posting about illegal activities


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FALSE!

I have photographic evidence:

[BurghFan]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Would I be banned for wishing everyone a Merry Chr*stmas?

Eh, just play it safe and wish everyone a happy non-denominational winter holiday.

I'm pretty sure sex/marriage with a killer whale is illegal bro. Probably shouldn't be posting about illegal activities


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Not to metion the fact that it is entirely impossible for a human and orca to produce offspring together.

[TripleCrown9]

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Eh, just play it safe and wish everyone a happy non-denominational winter holiday.



Not to mention the fact that it is entirely impossible for a human and orca to produce offspring together.

False.

[l3ulvl]

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lmfao Chaos

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merty chrsimap 2 al n 2 all a GOOD NUGGET


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[redsrule]

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Merry Christmas everyone.

[ubernoob]

Its still the eve, but Merry Christmas. I wish you all the best of days no matter your situation.

[oneamongthefence]

Its still the eve, but Merry Christmas. I wish you all the best of days no matter your situation.

Speak for yourself. Christmas is over half over here...

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