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  • BlueNGold
    Hall Of Fame
    • Aug 2009
    • 21817

    #9751
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    Originally posted by Bighoff
    Having a nurse for a chick is great, she can help you out when you're sick.

    Having a pediatric nurse for a chick is highly questionable at times, she's been treating me like I'm about 6 since last night. I'm so used to taking care of myself I just hate having her doing it. She just texted me to inform me that she's coming home at lunch and she's taking the rest of the day off and says that I better be in bed when she gets here.

    Sorry sweetie but new CoD map is downloading and I got a bucket right next to the couch just in case. I love her place, 55" TV and a couch I can lay down on and play video games.
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    Originally posted by bradtxmale
    I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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    • BlueNGold
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2009
      • 21817

      #9752
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      Originally posted by ubernoob
      Cocaine in a can, baby!

      Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk
      NSFW?

      Spoiler
      Originally posted by bradtxmale
      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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      • Chef Matt
        True.
        • Apr 2008
        • 7832

        #9753
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by Bighoff
        I love her place, 55" TV and a couch I can lay down on and play video games.
        When my wife and I were dating she didn't even have a TV in her apartment.



        My apartment had a game console and a TV in every room. I never really hung out at her place often, unless well ....yeah.
        Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
        The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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        • Gotmadskillzson
          Live your life
          • Apr 2008
          • 23432

          #9754
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Originally posted by Bighoff
          Having a nurse for a chick is great, she can help you out when you're sick.

          Having a pediatric nurse for a chick is highly questionable at times, she's been treating me like I'm about 6 since last night. I'm so used to taking care of myself I just hate having her doing it. She just texted me to inform me that she's coming home at lunch and she's taking the rest of the day off and says that I better be in bed when she gets here.

          Sorry sweetie but new CoD map is downloading and I got a bucket right next to the couch just in case. I love her place, 55" TV and a couch I can lay down on and play video games.
          I never met a woman who had a big screen tv. Every woman I ever dated never had a tv bigger then 27 inches. You sir have a keeper.

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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #9755
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
            I never met a woman who had a big screen tv. Every woman I ever dated never had a tv bigger then 27 inches. You sir have a keeper.
            My mom wants to get rid of the entertainment shelf that we must have had since at least 1995 so we can get bigger than a 47 inch.
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

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            • AUChase
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jul 2008
              • 19403

              #9756
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Last night, a chick asked me out...

              I've had it happen before, but it's sort of a strange feeling when they do the asking.

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              • Blzer
                Resident film pundit
                • Mar 2004
                • 42515

                #9757
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by BlueNGold
                Just came across the best picture ever on Twitter:

                Apparently he not only cuts, but he also shreds.
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                • Boltman
                  L.A. to S.D. to HI
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 18283

                  #9758
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                  Are ya gonna kick 'em?
                  Beat me to it by a mile, well done.

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                  • ryan36
                    7 dirty words...
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 10139

                    #9759
                    Originally posted by Bighoff
                    Wash them hands if you got strep or you could end up with Perianal Streptococcal Cellulitis.
                    Haha that's hilarious.

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                    • Bighoff
                      The Bird is the word
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 5312

                      #9760
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Originally posted by BlueNGold
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                      I'm the 180 of that, just leave me the heck alone. If she does keep up this kind of patient care talking to me and just about treating me like a child I just might have to get her to give me bath later.


                      Originally posted by Chef Matt
                      When my wife and I were dating she didn't even have a TV in her apartment.



                      My apartment had a game console and a TV in every room. I never really hung out at her place often, unless well ....yeah.
                      Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                      I never met a woman who had a big screen tv. Every woman I ever dated never had a tv bigger then 27 inches. You sir have a keeper.
                      Yes she is a keeper. She got the TV from daddy when he up graded to this monstrous 70" job in his basement.
                      Last edited by Bighoff; 02-21-2012, 01:56 PM.
                      I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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                      • AUChase
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 19403

                        #9761
                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        I just broke a sweat, while washing my car..

                        What's up with this weather ?

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                        • Bighoff
                          The Bird is the word
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 5312

                          #9762
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          Originally posted by ryan36
                          Haha that's hilarious.
                          When you get I as a kid, it suuuuucks.
                          I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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                          • ImTellinTim
                            YNWA
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 33028

                            #9763
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Read that closer, hoff.

                            In other news, I hope everyone was able to have the joy of seeing that deleted thread.

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                            • Marino
                              Moderator
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 18113

                              #9764
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                              Read that closer, hoff.

                              In other news, I hope everyone was able to have the joy of seeing that deleted thread.
                              It was something else, butnahhhhhhhhh

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                              • ImTellinTim
                                YNWA
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 33028

                                #9765
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                I would describe it, butnahhhhhhh, some things are best left unsaid.

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