Off Topic 2012

**Watson** · 03-09-2012, 12:02 AM

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Is it weird that I've never been to Chili's? We've had one in Denham for...idk how many years now...but all of a sudden my friends are "OH MY GOD CHILIS!!!!"

**canes21** · 03-09-2012, 12:03 AM

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Today I took my friend to Taco Bell. He got in and as we were driving down the road, start flipping out. Turns out a spider was crawling on the door beside him. He grabbed my water bottle and tried to smash the thing, but it disappeared. Then later on when I was going to the bank to get cash for my coins, I picked up my bag and the dang spider was right there on the bag. I immediately flipped out, grabbed a role of nickels and smashed that thing to bits.

The thing was the size of my finger nail and had us acting like little girls.

**l3ulvl** · 03-09-2012, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by Ermolli

Now after watching the Magic-Bulls game I'm going to have dinner at almost 2 am. Now that I began college I return home at 5:00 pm (classes are from 11:30 to 16:00) and devour my lunch around that time when normal people have merienda (isn't there an english term for it?). Then I don't eat anything around 11 pm because if I eat early then I feel bad. I don't have time between clases to even eat some cookie or something and if I eat something during breakfast I would have stomach ache for the rest of the day. Maybe I should eat well during the evening and then don't eat something heavy at night (maybe yogurt with cereal and a toast) but I'm used to eat well during midday and night so I don't know if that experiment would last long.

Lupper? Linner? (I swear the latter isn't another Jeremy Lin pun)

**Boltman** · 03-09-2012, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by canes21

Today I took my friend to Taco Bell. He got in and as we were driving down the road, start flipping out. Turns out a spider was crawling on the door beside him. He grabbed my water bottle and tried to smash the thing, but it disappeared. Then later on when I was going to the bank to get cash for my coins, I picked up my bag and the dang spider was right there on the bag. I immediately flipped out, grabbed a role of nickels and smashed that thing to bits.

The thing was the size of my finger nail and had us acting like little girls.

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, I was driving down a side street with my buddy and I had the windows down. Well, a damn bee (a carpenter Bee, the huge black ones) comes flying in the car and its so big you can hear it buzzing while its flying around in my cab.

Me and him freak the **** out and we're wailing away like little bitches trying to do something about it. I lose control of my car and cut hard towards the curb and smash into a parked car.

Messed up **** man, screw that damn Bee! Yes, in hindsight there are a million things I could've done better, but I was young and an inexperienced driver, I freaked out lol.

Good times.

**canes21** · 03-09-2012, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by Boltman

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, I was driving down a side street with my buddy and I had the windows down. Well, a damn bee (a carpenter Bee, the huge black ones) comes flying in the car and its so big you can hear it buzzing while its flying around in my cab.

Me and him freak the **** out and we're wailing away like little bitches trying to do something about it. I lose control of my car and cut hard towards the curb and smash into a parked car.

Messed up **** man, screw that damn Bee! Yes, in hindsight there are a million things I could've done better, but I was young and an inexperienced driver, I freaked out lol.

Good times.

Haha, I had a nice tan colored spider crawl on my side of the car once when driving and ended up trying to remain as calm as possible. Once I hit a relight, I freaked the **** out.

**Dog** · 03-09-2012, 12:18 AM

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If I see a spider at any location, no matter the size,

**Ermolli** · 03-09-2012, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by l3ulvl

Lupper? Linner? (I swear the former isn't another Jeremy Lin pun)

This is what wikipedia calls it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merienda

**AUChase** · 03-09-2012, 12:21 AM

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When I lived in Chicago, they had bees the size of dogs, when one of those jumped in your car, you would suffer severe stings and would have to get taken to the E.R. The good news is. The nurses look pretty good, but not as good as the women I saw every day on the street.

Spoiler

**Dog** · 03-09-2012, 12:24 AM

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Pfft, back in my day, dogs WERE bees and they had stingers all over their body like a porcupine. And if you got stung by one you were basically paralyzed for a year while they keep you in the hospital. If you talk to anyone that grew up in my area, ask them if they remember the BeeDogs and that year in the hospital. It was like a coming of age to get stung.

**Boltman** · 03-09-2012, 12:33 AM

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This is like the damn Carpenter Bee that invaded my car while driving...

More like the second one because it was all black. They are actually harmless come to find out much later but their size plus the sound they make, makes them very intimidating.

They burrow in old homes' exposed wood.

I'll never forget that damn Bee for making me wreck my car, so long ago but something I'll never forget.

**canes21** · 03-09-2012, 12:35 AM

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I don't know why, but bees have never scared me. I think it's because I've only been stung one time in my life and that's because I pretty much squished the bee between my stomach and wall, so he really didn't attack me, I basically killed him and he got off a final hit, but I didn't mean to kill him.

**l3ulvl** · 03-09-2012, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Ermolli

This is what wikipedia calls it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merienda

Ohh brunch, I was thinking you meant between lunch and dinner, not lunch and breakfast

Originally posted by canes21

I don't know why, but bees have never scared me. I think it's because I've only been stung one time in my life and that's because I pretty much squished the bee between my stomach and wall, so he really didn't attack me, I basically killed him and he got off a final hit, but I didn't mean to kill him.

Yeah I'm terrified of bees. Spiders don't really bother me, but I see a bee and I'm out of sight within 3 seconds.

**ImTellinTim** · 03-09-2012, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Dog

If I see a spider at any location, no matter the size,

There's been a little spider chilling on my living room ceiling for 3 days now. He's still alive because he has moved. I'm looking at him now. He's welcome to stay as long as he wants.

**AUChase** · 03-09-2012, 12:46 AM

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I've been stung by a bee, yellow jacket, red wasp, and Hornet

They all suck..

**l3ulvl** · 03-09-2012, 12:52 AM

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So it turns out neither It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia nor Dexter are on Netflix. What a wasted month

Spoiler

Originally posted by ImTellinTim

There's been a little spider chilling on my living room ceiling for 3 days now. He's still alive because he has moved. I'm looking at him now. He's welcome to stay as long as he wants.

I used to have a basement bedroom, and I let the spiders live in the corners as long as they held up their end of the bargain and ate a few bugs. Just don't be pulling that "drop down from the ceiling right in front of your face" crap or you're gone.

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