Off Topic 2012

[Chef Matt]

This generations Def Leopard.

Enjoy.

[TracerBullet]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Lucky me, I'm getting dragged to the Nickleback concert by my chick and roommate. Things aren't looking good for me if they start ganging up on me.

I don't know whether to point and laugh, or pour one out for you.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2012

I don't know whether to point and laugh, or pour one out for you.

The correct answer is:

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[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Lucky me, I'm getting dragged to the Nickleback concert by my chick and roommate. Things aren't looking good for me if they start ganging up on me.

You need to break up with her. A Nickleback fan? That's unforgivable. She'll probably want to play Photograph at your wedding. You poor bastard.

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2012

Lucky me, I'm getting dragged to the Nickleback concert by my chick and roommate. Things aren't looking good for me if they start ganging up on me.

So umm.......when the baby is born.....

It is going to be you, the GF, the baby and the roommate all living in the same apartment ?

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2012

http://www.watchitbackwards.com/

If you watch Pimp My Ride backwards, you will see that Xzibit removes things from cars to make them more normal looking and socially acceptable, while minimizing weight.

If you watch the Aladdin trilogy backwards, it’s about a prince who divorces his wife, loses his father, then resurrects an evil genie only to turn him into a mortal, further distancing himself from his ex. He then captures another genie and wishes himself destitute before trapping the second genie in the Cave of Wonders, only to realize that he regrets everything and wants to go back to the way things were at the very beginning. Meanwhile, a merchant is still trying to sell you the damn lamp.

If you watch (500) Days of Summer backwards, the couple still breaks up at the end. How depressing is that?

[BlueNGold]

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So what happens if you watch Scarface backwards?

EDIT: I have my answer....

If you watch Scarface backwards, Tony Montana gets deported.

[Bellsprout]

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Toy Story:

If you watch Toy Story Backwards, it’s about a boy who grows to hate his Buzz Lightyear toy so much that at his birthday he tricks all of his friends in taking away all of his Buzz memorabilia away in wrapped boxes.

[Watson]

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If you watch Facebook backwards, it is a website that automatically updates with text and photos of peoples’ lives. Horrified by the vanity of this, people spend many hours deleting it all. When it is all gone, they go outside and resume their lives.

If you watch Anchorman backwards, a national news team couple get demoted to San Diego where they’re immediately tossed into a bear pit. The man hits hard times but redeems himself after insulting San Diego and months later breaks things off with the girl at a wild party. He then does a cannonball.

[Bellsprout]

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There may not be one better than this...

If you watch 127 Hours backwards, it’s about a heartwarming story of a disabled man who finds a new arm in the desert.

[BlueNGold]

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I love this one:

Dexter - If you watch Dexter backwards, then it’s about a man who goes into the ocean, pulls out body parts and put’s them back together.

[Watson]

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If you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it’s about a midget that gets a ring from a volcano and spends 9 hours walking home.

If you watch Hoarders backwards, people that work for A&E come and fill a random persons home with a massive amount of garbage.

If you watch The Wizard of Oz backwards, you are watching Inception.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: Off Topic 2012

This generations Def Leopard.

Enjoy.

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Re: Off Topic 2012

If you watched the story of me having McDonald's for lunch backwards it would start with me sitting on the toilet for half an hour.

Spoiler

You're welcome.

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Off Topic 2012

E.T.

If you watch E.T. backwards, its about an alien who comes to earth, throws a bunch of reese’s pieces on the ground and then leaves.

I found this to be hilarious. Maybe because I've been watching a lot of American Dad, and this made me think of Roger.