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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #17656
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    I will send you 100 dollars if you yell across the office "Hey, thanks for the sex toy advice!" at her.

    You have to yell it. And she has to be on the complete other side of the office. And you must videotape it for proof.

    GO!
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    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • areobee401
      Hall Of Fame
      • Apr 2006
      • 16771

      #17657
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      You should have asked her for to suggest something.
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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #17658
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Go back and ask her for a list of recommendations. Then post it on here.



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        • Bellsprout
          Hard Times.
          • Oct 2009
          • 25652

          #17659
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          I don't know why, but this story reminds me of this...

          <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Ytqb6sO_OE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

          "Black."
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          Originally posted by l3ulvl
          A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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          • jeremym480
            Speak it into existence
            • Oct 2008
            • 18198

            #17660
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            She just walked back in and said

            Her: Hey, I talked to your woman. She told me that you already had lot's of surprises for her, so just wait and get they toy next time.

            Me: Well, I guess I could stop at Wal Mart before we leave and get her some Transformers or something

            Her: No, not that. For the bedroom. You've got to keep things interesting.

            Me: Oh

            Her: *walks out
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            • jvalverde88
              Moderator
              • Jun 2008
              • 11787

              #17661
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Originally posted by BlueNGold
              So one of my friends was throwing out old clothes and things like that and was on the verge of ditching a retro Jordan jersey. I quickly stopped him and gave him $10 for it. The only issue is this:



              Those stains are a few years old. Any chance in hell I'd be able to get them out? And if so, how?

              I'll still keep it with those awful stains but it'd be really nice if I could remove them.
              *Angry Jordan fan* Kill him, kill him right now!
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              • Bellsprout
                Hard Times.
                • Oct 2009
                • 25652

                #17662
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                **** Transformers. Get her a slinky. Bitches love slinkies.
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                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                • Chrisksaint
                  $$$
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 19127

                  #17663
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by jeremym480
                  She just walked back in and said

                  Her: Hey, I talked to your woman. She told me that you already had lot's of surprises for her, so just wait and get they toy next time.

                  Me: Well, I guess I could stop at Wal Mart before we leave and get her some Transformers or something

                  Her: No, not that. For the bedroom. You've got to keep things interesting.

                  Me: Oh

                  Her: *walks out
                  This is too awkward/hilarious, almost can't be real lmao
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                  • Fresh Tendrils
                    Strike Hard and Fade Away
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 36131

                    #17664
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Originally posted by jeremym480
                    She just walked back in and said

                    Her: Hey, I talked to your woman. She told me that you already had lot's of surprises for her, so just wait and get they toy next time.

                    Me: Well, I guess I could stop at Wal Mart before we leave and get her some Transformers or something

                    Her: No, not that. For the bedroom. You've got to keep things interesting.

                    Me: Oh

                    Her: *walks out
                    Who *is* this woman? Does she really know your girl?



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                    • jvalverde88
                      Moderator
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 11787

                      #17665
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Originally posted by jeremym480
                      She just walked back in and said

                      Her: Hey, I talked to your woman. She told me that you already had lot's of surprises for her, so just wait and get they toy next time.

                      Me: Well, I guess I could stop at Wal Mart before we leave and get her some Transformers or something

                      Her: No, not that. For the bedroom. You've got to keep things interesting.

                      Me: Oh

                      Her: *walks out


                      Edit: Get her a He-Man toy.
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                      • Chrisksaint
                        $$$
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 19127

                        #17666
                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        Idk what you guys are talking about, there is only one answer: Hulk Hands
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                        • jeremym480
                          Speak it into existence
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 18198

                          #17667
                          Originally posted by Chrisksaint
                          This is too awkward/hilarious, almost can't be real lmao
                          I assure you it is real.





                          Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                          Who *is* this woman? Does she really know your girl.
                          Yes. Me and my girlfriend work at the same place.

                          This lady is kind of the crazy woman at work. Most people here shun her and/or make fun of her a lot. But she's always been nice to me. This is certainly the first she brought up this topic. I just hope it doesnt happen again. Knowing my luck she will bring it up again, then I'll jokingly ask her for suggestions and get fired for sexual harrasment.

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                          • AUChase
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19403

                            #17668
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Looks like I'm finally going to try the Draw Something app.

                            Any Android users play ? I'm on AT&T (don't know if it makes a diff.)

                            I probably suck at it + my phone's screen is cracked, but If someone wants to play.. SN is AUChase

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                            • Gotmadskillzson
                              Live your life
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 23432

                              #17669
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Wow........Jeremy's co-worker is a cougar freak. No shame in her game at all. Better watch out Jeremy, if she sees you unhappy she is going to use her toys with you. LOL

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                              • mb625
                                DJ2K
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 5016

                                #17670
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                Originally posted by TracerBullet
                                Playing Sonic the Hedgehog 2 between classes on my phone is one of the simple joys of life.
                                That game is litterally the only thing keeping me from getting rid of my old Sega Genesis... never gets old.
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