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  • Cabke
    MVP
    • Mar 2006
    • 2607

    #25111
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    Originally posted by Don475
    How dare you steal Watson's thunder!
    Does anyone else see the irony in this?
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    • BlueNGold
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2009
      • 21817

      #25112
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      Originally posted by VandyRedskins21
      So I'm just sitting in the lobby of my dorm on my laptop and this random dude I've never talked to walks over and asked, "Do you want kids when you are older?"

      My response: "Well yea when I'm married and all that good stuff."

      Him: "Well if you keep your laptop on your nuts like it is right now then the laptop can affect you in a way that will stop you from being able to have kids."

      Me: "Uhhh seriously?" *slowly moves laptop towards my knees* "So I should keep the laptop around here?..."

      Him: "Yea like that. I know it sounds weird but it's true." *walks away*

      Spoiler



      EDIT: After further research... I'm pretty sure he was right.........
      Preeeetty sure he just wanted to see your dick.
      Originally posted by bradtxmale
      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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      • VandyRedskins21
        MVP
        • Dec 2010
        • 1898

        #25113
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
        By that logic.......

        Don't stand in front of the microwave when it is on.

        Don't keep your cell phone in your pocket either.
        Apparently heat around that area reduces sperm count. Not sure how true it is but it was really weird when he walked up to me and said all that.

        Maybe it was like the whole theory back in the middle school days that "Yellow 5" in sodas and stuff reduced sperm count?
        “If you’re true to yourself, you’re going to be true to everyone else.”

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        • OSUFan_88
          Outback Jesus
          • Jul 2004
          • 25642

          #25114
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Since we are on Gangnam Style, found out last night that song is Shin Soo Choo's walk up song.

          It's just as awesome as it sounds.
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          Urban Meyer is lol.

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          • kingkilla56
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jun 2009
            • 19395

            #25115
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            lol at worrying about your sperm count WHEN YOU DONT WANT KIDS
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            • Buckeyes_Doc
              In Dalton I Trust
              • Jan 2009
              • 11918

              #25116
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Don't you have like hundreds of thousands of sperm? Who cares if you lose 10 or 15 of the little guys.
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              • DukeC
                Banned
                • Jul 2011
                • 5751

                #25117
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc
                Don't you have like hundreds of thousands of sperm? Who cares if you lose 10 or 15 of the little guys.
                And knowing darn well you lose a litter of kids while you're on your laptop at night....

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                • Watson
                  Burrow Club
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 27013

                  #25118
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by Buckeyes_Doc
                  Don't you have like hundreds of thousands of sperm? Who cares if you lose 10 or 15 of the little guys.
                  It's like buying a Maserati and worrying about gas prices.
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                  • Brandwin
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 30621

                    #25119
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Weird - I've always hated tattoos, thought they were kind of stupid and I never, ever wanted one, until recently. For some odd reason I want one, and not a small one. I want it on my shoulder down to like a quarter sleeve, and with color. Not sure why all of a sudden I want one, but I do.

                    I dunno too much!

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                    • The GIGGAS
                      Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 28474

                      #25120
                      My fiancée starts class today. You hear that, Xbox 360? Daddy's gonna have a lot of time to play with you! :-)
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                      • BlueNGold
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 21817

                        #25121
                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                        My fiancée starts class today. You hear that, Xbox 360? Daddy's gonna have a lot of time to play with you! :-)
                        I'm slightly disturbed you refer to yourself as "Daddy" to your Xbox.
                        Originally posted by bradtxmale
                        I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                        • ImTellinTim
                          YNWA
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 33028

                          #25122
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                          My fiancée starts class today. You hear that, Xbox 360? Daddy's gonna have a lot of time to play with you! :-)
                          Speaking of that, I was cooped up sick the past couple of days. I had just gotten MLB12 on Saturday, so I played RTTS for about 16 hours in the two days combined. It. Was. Awesome. (Other than the vomiting and feeling like general ****.) Then I came back to work this morning, had to read through about 150 emails, and got bombarded with questions the second I walked in my office. Sigh.

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                          • gerg1234
                            BOOM!
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 2911

                            #25123
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Originally posted by The GIGGAS
                            My fiancée starts class today. You hear that, Xbox 360? Daddy's gonna have a lot of time to play with you! :-)
                            That's awesome. Friday is going to be like that for me. FIFA 13 comes out on Season Ticket, 95% of the office will be closed, and my girlfriend works until 10 PM. Oh yes, it's going to be amazing.
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                            • The GIGGAS
                              Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 28474

                              #25124
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by BlueNGold
                              I'm slightly disturbed you refer to yourself as "Daddy" to your Xbox.
                              The thing is, any way I talk directly to my Xbox is going to sound disturbing, so I went full disturbing.

                              I know, you never go full disturbing, but that's never stopped me.
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                              • Ermolli
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 3315

                                #25125
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                Today has been a bad day so far. Woke up early to go to classes, when I went outside I realized how terrible the weather was. It was (still is) freezing, with heavy rain and strong winds; waiting for the bus felt like I was in a washer. I even almost got hit by a tree branch that felt one second after I walked through that tree., there were several trees that have felt around the city. At class we were only 6, I guess many saw how it was outside and prefered to say, maybe I'd have done the same. When I got home I barely could take a bath because there was almost no water, some branch must have broken some pipe. Things will get worse because meteorology announced code red that there will be wind around 120 and 150 km/h where I live, today's going to be a long day.

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