Off Topic 2012

[Marino]

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I hope you wash your hands before making the lemonade.

[BunnyHardaway]

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NWS advice -

Spoiler

So many of you guys are letting the standard female craziness suck the life out of you. Placing the ***** on a pedestal so to speak.

Like Marino was saying, try not to try so hard. It is easy to spot and if a female sees it they will tear you up.

Whenever I feel I'm lacking some female companionship I scour the streets for prostitutes.

I obviously do not intend to fornicate with these women, but I do inquire about the going rate of a handjob.

Upon hearing the price, I smugly walk away and remind myself how much money I'm saving by being alone.

You have to make lemonade out of lemons sometimes boys, and it's the small victories in life that keep you going.

[ubernoob]

baumy is on fire as of late.

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[Gotmadskillzson]

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Baumy you kind of crazy.....

[Marino]

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GIFSoup

[Chrisksaint]

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My new life motto, WWBD

What Would Baumy Do

[Mo]

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Pizza Rolls. How about those pizza rolls?

Spoiler

You guys are bumming me out.

They are good. I also like brisket, how about you all?

[BunnyHardaway]

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They are good. I also like brisket, how about you all?

I don't think I've had it. I need to go to KC or Memphis ASAP.

[mb625]

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I know ya'll are trying to get away from the girl conversation, but I do have one thing that I'd like to say:
I'm in the same boat as Feared, except it's only been 19 years for me, and to me, I feel as though I would much rather talk to a girl for a while and form a friendship first before trying to make the jump to a relationship, which, obviously, pretty much ruins any shot I may have. For me, I don't want to come across as a jerk... to anyone. I'm always hyper-aware of what others may think of me, I can't stand that about myself, but I am. But, one thing that I have kind of started to think, and maybe it's just me, but I have time, so, honestly, I currently value friendships over relationships as far as females go... perhaps that makes me even more of a jerk, but that's the way I operate. If, for whatever reason, the chips all fall in place, awesome. If they don't and I end up with a friend out of the deal, that's great too. I don't know, maybe that makes me weak, whatever. But it's been working for me, and lately I've been putting a lot less pressure on myself to find a relationship... which, honestly, I was my own biggest critic when it came to that sort of thing.

[mb625]

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They are good. I also like brisket, how about you all?

In less depressing news... brisket is absolutely awesome.

[Marino]

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I know ya'll are trying to get away from the girl conversation, but I do have one thing that I'd like to say:
I'm in the same boat as Feared, except it's only been 19 years for me, and to me, I feel as though I would much rather talk to a girl for a while and form a friendship first before trying to make the jump to a relationship, which, obviously, pretty much ruins any shot I may have. For me, I don't want to come across as a jerk... to anyone. I'm always hyper-aware of what others may think of me, I can't stand that about myself, but I am. But, one thing that I have kind of started to think, and maybe it's just me, but I have time, so, honestly, I currently value friendships over relationships as far as females go... perhaps that makes me even more of a jerk, but that's the way I operate. If, for whatever reason, the chips all fall in place, awesome. If they don't and I end up with a friend out of the deal, that's great too. I don't know, maybe that makes me weak, whatever. But it's been working for me, and lately I've been putting a lot less pressure on myself to find a relationship... which, honestly, I was my own biggest critic when it came to that sort of thing.

I feel like you have a mindset with the white picket fence and the 2.5 kids and dog. You need to first realize that you will not please everyone. No matter how hard you try, so I would say not worry about it. Now, I know that is not easier said than done, but instead of making sure that everyone around is cool with you and what not, first make sure that you are happy.

I think the most important factor is to become mentally independent. Become comfortable with yourself, for better or worse. It makes life a lot easier. Second, don't care what people think about you. That is much more difficult for some rather than others, but trust me, it is important.

And then make standards for yourself, instead of focusing on what you can do to get a female to notice you, make them have to hit come to you.

And the whole, becoming friends with them, then building a relationship, may sound great in theory. But you will be put in the friend zone so many times that it becomes an uphill battle. Basically, what I am saying is, look out for you, love yourself and let whatever happens, happen.

[Mabster]

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In less depressing news... brisket is absolutely awesome.

If done right, yes. It's my go to meat to buy at a proper BBQ place. unfortunately, it can be ruined pretty badly/easily too.

[OSUFan_88]

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baumy is on fire as of late.

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I must say that his sex advice above replacement is rapidly approaching 5.5.

#Saberdatrix

[Hassan Darkside]

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[Candyman5]

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Yeah that's me, I'm 23 and still haven't ever had a girlfriend. Pretty amazingly pathetic huh? Not even like a high school fling or anything.

Just overall terrible with females. I lay back, be myself and they don't approach me. I've taken a little bit more aggressive approach and go out and try to talk, meet women, and I either get friend zoned or they just aren't really that interested.

I've come really close with girls that I thought I had great chemistry with but then I found out they had boyfriends, they were super serious about. Wham. So I mean I'm literally **** out of luck, if I ever get a Girl it's going to be out of sheer dumb luck. She's literally going to have to fall into my lap.

Dude I was going to say the same thing but I know how brutal the OS community can be at times but I am in the same freaking boat. No GF in my whole life and im 23 as well. Also got another serious problem that I have at 23 that if OS found out I would be more ruined than my Halo Pic and Stupid 360 thread.....

I try so hard to be likable and a gentlemen however the girls your interested in go for the *** holes....Just annoys the hell out of me and I know im not the only one that feels this way.

EDIT: Sry for some of my spelling mistakes, Jeger and Vodkas fault. Trying to edit mistakes.