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I would pay money to be able to fall asleep right away. It takes me an hour, hour and a half minimum.
I would pay money to be able to fall asleep right away. It takes me an hour, hour and a half minimum.
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Someone should tell the deer to get off my lawn. They're always there in the morning eating off the trees and shrubs and ****. It's not safe for the deer to just be in the city limits. They should like live in the woods or something.Comment
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Dang you were the same size as your Dad at 14?
Early puberty? To this day I still feel like my Dad could toss me over his shoulder and throw me across a room, and I'm 23 now.
Sometimes it takes me 3 hours to fall asleep, and then I have to be up for work in another 2 hours.
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GMSS, can we get another Big Rob story?
6"4, 270 pounds in the 7th grade? I think you found Bigfoot dude.Comment
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Color me surprised that GMSS is only 33 because by his posts, I would've thought for sure he was like.....45.#RespectTheCultureComment
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The next time there's photos of Alex Morgan in a leotard, the internet needs to make a bigger deal out of it. That's all.Comment
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To us at the time he was. Now mind you my high school had 7th and 8th grade in the same school. So the high school football coach recruited him since 7th grade, they were like you staying here right ? You not going to a different high school, we need you on our team.
So for 7th and 8th grade they had him in the weight room. Came high school, he was the varsity team all 4 years. He ended up getting a scholarship to some school that I can't remember their name, got injured near the end of his junior year, which forced him miss half of his senior season. Because of that injury however no NFL wanted to take the risk, so ended up playing semi pro for about 8 or 9 years.
But anyway on to some stories. Big Rob was naturally overly strong, like a freak of nature. Even though he was 270, he didn't have a stomach at all, he was just naturally all muscle with a thick neck and broad shoulders. His voice was super deep and he had a beard. He also always rocked a bald head in high school, even today he still does.
I remember when were juniors, it was this pregnant sophmore that liked him. Nothing new, all the damn girls in school liked him. Doing our lunch break we crashing at one of our friends house who lived on the northside. Pregnant chick was there, don't know who car she rode up in, but she was there.
She was sweating Big Rob and was like come into the bed room with me. Big Rob was like bitch you pregnant, what am I going to do with you, she said me. At that point I was like this chick trippin, nobody wants to do a pregnant chick and I go out to where the rest of friends were. Sitting up there chilling watching a bootleg.
Time goes by and we said oh wow, time for us to roll out and go back to school. Friends looked at me and say hey go get Big Rob and tell him we about to roll, meet us outside. Go looking for him, open up the 3rd bed room and all I seen was the back of Big Rob banging the pregnant chick, butt naked standing up but yet he still was wearing his timberland boots.
I run outside and say Big Rob banging that bitch in his Timberland boots. They said you lying, ran back into the house and they seen him and said oh hell naw, he banging her with the timbs on.
That story circulated around the high school like wild fire. That was most of the dudes instant pick up line from that day on in high school, "hey girl I do you with my timbs on, just freak nasty like that".
But yet females still hollered at Big Rob and he banged them all, didn't date none of them. Near the end of junior year and throughout senior year, Big Rob was pulling women in their late 20s and early 30s. He looked like a grown man in his 30s, so women naturally assumed he was.
Big Rob was the stud when I was in high school. Not only did he have a group of females doing his homework for him, he was banging females left and right. And he talked to and treated them all like sluts. They didn't even care.
Nobody messed with Big Rob, he was the biggest far as strength and broadness goes kid in high school. Sure it was some 6'10 and 6'6 guys in high school, but they were all skinny.
Hell Big Rob was the dude that made me realize that dating older women on a regular basis was a possibility. That it wasn't a fluke, you can do this on the regular. He use to tell me man don't be afraid of these grown women. Age ain't nothing but a number, give them that foot long D, bang bang. Another one of his sayings was, "I'm going to choke slam a bitch" every time he was getting angry or impatient.Comment
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Big Rob sounds like Bill Brasky.
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Bill Brasky?
I know him, he's a big fella... Goes about 7'6" 450 pounds.
Came over the house one weekend in October a few years back, ate our family dinner all to himself then went upstairs and bedded down my sister.
Gave her 3 kids that night no questions asked... Helluva man indeed.Comment
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Bill Brasky, the father of every kid in this town.
You know, Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.
Bill Brasky was a son of a bitch.badComment
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During GMSS story time, it's better if you play this in the background.
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