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My mom had a 6 PM doctor appointment...she's still waiting and there's 4 people ahead of her in line. And she wonders why I switched my primary care to another doctor.Comment
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You need to watch the episode of Frasier entitled, "Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz"Comment
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Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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Overland Park police soon located it and arrested Stewart after a chase that reached 20 mph.Comment
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It's still incredible how Cranston has gone from Seinfeld side-character, to goofball Malcolm parent, to the badass he's become on Breaking Bad. I really underrated his acting skills.Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika ChristensenComment
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A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
Royce da 5'9"
Originally posted by DCAllAmericanHow many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........Comment
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Story time..
I went out with a few friends and one of their cousins, which I have never met.
So, we're at Hooters watching UFC and a few ball games and my friend's cousin is about as backwoods as it comes. He keeps hitting on the waitress and acting like he's a ladies man and the rest of us just keep laughing at him.
So, he finally comes out and says, "You're pretty sweet, how's about you and me go on a date sometime?" She says, "I don't know, you're nice, but I just broke up with my boyfriend and it's too soon".
I could tell she was trying to be nice to him, but I continued on not saying much to defend him, outside of us cracking on how bad he was at asking her for the number. I did admire his courage, though.
She came around and brought another pitcher of beer and he asked her again. I look at her (she's standing on my side) and say, "You know when you move to another house or apartment and you can't bring your dog with you ? The dog that's lookin' at you with the "don't tell me no" eyes ?". She laughs and says "Yeah, here's my number". So, she passed him a number on a napkin.
Anyways, we continue on and he's talking about showing us how it's done.. yada yada yada. I thought I had inadvertently helped him get her number, but man was I wrong. My friend and his cousin went outside to smoke a cigarette, while myself and my other friend finish our beer. I pay for the food and drinks and leave a tip and she brings me a receipt with a phone number on it and a note that says "Here's my real number, call me".
I just sort of laughed and showed my friend and he started laughing too.
I've never had anything like that happen before and I really didn't even try getting her number. I'll probably wait 'til after the Holidays and then hit it up and see if there's anything there. I don't have the heart to tell the guy what she did and I don't even know him..Comment
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MS points cards, not XBox Live cards. Finding real good deals on XBL cards is a tough bargain. Best I really ever could find is $10-15 off a 12 month card.[NYK|DAL|VT]
A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
Royce da 5'9"
Originally posted by DCAllAmericanHow many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........Comment
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Story time..
I went out with a few friends and one of their cousins, which I have never met.
So, we're at Hooters watching UFC and a few ball games and my friend's cousin is about as backwoods as it comes. He keeps hitting on the waitress and acting like he's a ladies man and the rest of us just keep laughing at him.
So, he finally comes out and says, "You're pretty sweet, how's about you and me go on a date sometime?" She says, "I don't know, you're nice, but I just broke up with my boyfriend and it's too soon".
I could tell she was trying to be nice to him, but I continued on not saying much to defend him, outside of us cracking on how bad he was at asking her for the number. I did admire his courage, though.
She came around and brought another pitcher of beer and he asked her again. I look at her (she's standing on my side) and say, "You know when you move to another house or apartment and you can't bring your dog with you ? The dog that's lookin' at you with the "don't tell me no" eyes ?". She laughs and says "Yeah, here's my number". So, she passed him a number on a napkin.
Anyways, we continue on and he's talking about showing us how it's done.. yada yada yada. I thought I had inadvertently helped him get her number, but man was I wrong. My friend and his cousin went outside to smoke a cigarette, while myself and my other friend finish our beer. I pay for the food and drinks and leave a tip and she brings me a receipt with a phone number on it and a note that says "Here's my real number, call me".
I just sort of laughed and showed my friend and he started laughing too.
I've never had anything like that happen before and I really didn't even try getting her number. I'll probably wait 'til after the Holidays and then hit it up and see if there's anything there. I don't have the heart to tell the guy what she did and I don't even know him..
Friend: "hey, you like sleeping?"
Girl: "uh, sure yeah"
Friend: "that's cool, we should do it together sometime"
Girl: blank stare, walks away
I laughed my *** off.Comment
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