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  • Fresh Tendrils
    Strike Hard and Fade Away
    • Jul 2002
    • 36131

    #30166
    Re: Off Topic 2012

    Starland Vocal Band – Afternoon Delight

    Mmm, yeah. *taps foot* Glorious.



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    • BunnyHardaway
      Banned
      • Nov 2004
      • 15195

      #30167
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      My mom had a 6 PM doctor appointment...she's still waiting and there's 4 people ahead of her in line. And she wonders why I switched my primary care to another doctor.

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      • TheMatrix31
        RF
        • Jul 2002
        • 52908

        #30168
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by Dayman
        Co-workers now under the impression that I'm Jewish after a sarcastic answer to "What are you doing for Christmas?" that I didn't bother to clarify because I thought it was funnier that way.

        Mazel tov.
        You need to watch the episode of Frasier entitled, "Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz"

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        • Fresh Tendrils
          Strike Hard and Fade Away
          • Jul 2002
          • 36131

          #30169
          Whats a good deal on microsoft points for xbox live?



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          • Bellsprout
            Hard Times.
            • Oct 2009
            • 25652

            #30170
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            Originally posted by TheMatrix31
            You need to watch the episode of Frasier entitled, "Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz"
            Not the reference I was expecting.

            I'm only fake Jewish for the jokes, after all.
            Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
            Originally posted by l3ulvl
            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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            • Chaos81
              Hall Of Fame
              • Mar 2004
              • 17150

              #30171
              Re: Off Topic 2012



              Overland Park police soon located it and arrested Stewart after a chase that reached 20 mph.
              Cops need be careful going so fast. Might hurt someone.

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              • l3ulvl
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2009
                • 17234

                #30172
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Originally posted by Dayman
                Not the reference I was expecting.

                I'm only fake Jewish for the jokes, after all.


                It's still incredible how Cranston has gone from Seinfeld side-character, to goofball Malcolm parent, to the badass he's become on Breaking Bad. I really underrated his acting skills.
                Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

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                • Hassan Darkside
                  We Here
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 7561

                  #30173
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                  Whats a good deal on microsoft points for xbox live?
                  I think I saw a black friday Target deal that was $10 for 1600 points.
                  [NYK|DAL|VT]
                  A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
                  You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
                  Royce da 5'9"


                  Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                  How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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                  • AUChase
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 19403

                    #30174
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Story time..

                    I went out with a few friends and one of their cousins, which I have never met.

                    So, we're at Hooters watching UFC and a few ball games and my friend's cousin is about as backwoods as it comes. He keeps hitting on the waitress and acting like he's a ladies man and the rest of us just keep laughing at him.

                    So, he finally comes out and says, "You're pretty sweet, how's about you and me go on a date sometime?" She says, "I don't know, you're nice, but I just broke up with my boyfriend and it's too soon".

                    I could tell she was trying to be nice to him, but I continued on not saying much to defend him, outside of us cracking on how bad he was at asking her for the number. I did admire his courage, though.

                    She came around and brought another pitcher of beer and he asked her again. I look at her (she's standing on my side) and say, "You know when you move to another house or apartment and you can't bring your dog with you ? The dog that's lookin' at you with the "don't tell me no" eyes ?". She laughs and says "Yeah, here's my number". So, she passed him a number on a napkin.

                    Anyways, we continue on and he's talking about showing us how it's done.. yada yada yada. I thought I had inadvertently helped him get her number, but man was I wrong. My friend and his cousin went outside to smoke a cigarette, while myself and my other friend finish our beer. I pay for the food and drinks and leave a tip and she brings me a receipt with a phone number on it and a note that says "Here's my real number, call me".

                    I just sort of laughed and showed my friend and he started laughing too.

                    I've never had anything like that happen before and I really didn't even try getting her number. I'll probably wait 'til after the Holidays and then hit it up and see if there's anything there. I don't have the heart to tell the guy what she did and I don't even know him..

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                    • Blue
                      On the road again
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 838

                      #30175
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
                      I think I saw a black friday Target deal that was $10 for 1600 points.
                      I just looked for it, I only found 3 month cards for $10, still a nice deal though, it is possible that is a local deal.
                      Native Georgian. Adopted Texan.

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                      • Gotmadskillzson
                        Live your life
                        • Apr 2008
                        • 23433

                        #30176
                        Re: Off Topic 2012

                        so.......was she hot ?

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                        • Hassan Darkside
                          We Here
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 7561

                          #30177
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          Originally posted by Blue
                          I just looked for it, I only found 3 month cards for $10, still a nice deal though, it is possible that is a local deal.
                          MS points cards, not XBox Live cards. Finding real good deals on XBL cards is a tough bargain. Best I really ever could find is $10-15 off a 12 month card.
                          [NYK|DAL|VT]
                          A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
                          You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
                          Royce da 5'9"


                          Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                          How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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                          • AUChase
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19403

                            #30178
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                            so.......was she hot ?
                            She wasn't knock your socks off hot, but she was still hot.

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                            • Gotmadskillzson
                              Live your life
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 23433

                              #30179
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Well if she can't knock my timbs off, I don't want her. (BigRob)

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                              • BunnyHardaway
                                Banned
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 15195

                                #30180
                                Re: Off Topic 2012

                                Originally posted by AUChase
                                Story time..

                                I went out with a few friends and one of their cousins, which I have never met.

                                So, we're at Hooters watching UFC and a few ball games and my friend's cousin is about as backwoods as it comes. He keeps hitting on the waitress and acting like he's a ladies man and the rest of us just keep laughing at him.

                                So, he finally comes out and says, "You're pretty sweet, how's about you and me go on a date sometime?" She says, "I don't know, you're nice, but I just broke up with my boyfriend and it's too soon".

                                I could tell she was trying to be nice to him, but I continued on not saying much to defend him, outside of us cracking on how bad he was at asking her for the number. I did admire his courage, though.

                                She came around and brought another pitcher of beer and he asked her again. I look at her (she's standing on my side) and say, "You know when you move to another house or apartment and you can't bring your dog with you ? The dog that's lookin' at you with the "don't tell me no" eyes ?". She laughs and says "Yeah, here's my number". So, she passed him a number on a napkin.

                                Anyways, we continue on and he's talking about showing us how it's done.. yada yada yada. I thought I had inadvertently helped him get her number, but man was I wrong. My friend and his cousin went outside to smoke a cigarette, while myself and my other friend finish our beer. I pay for the food and drinks and leave a tip and she brings me a receipt with a phone number on it and a note that says "Here's my real number, call me".

                                I just sort of laughed and showed my friend and he started laughing too.

                                I've never had anything like that happen before and I really didn't even try getting her number. I'll probably wait 'til after the Holidays and then hit it up and see if there's anything there. I don't have the heart to tell the guy what she did and I don't even know him..
                                Reminds me of my friend this past weekend. He was drunk as hell...we go to this party and he sees a girl he thinks is attractive...leans over to me and says "be right back, watch this"

                                Friend: "hey, you like sleeping?"
                                Girl: "uh, sure yeah"
                                Friend: "that's cool, we should do it together sometime"
                                Girl: blank stare, walks away

                                I laughed my *** off.

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