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[Fresh Tendrils]

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Ha, thought you guys would like a good morning wake-up call.

I was taking Gemma outside and I see that Fat Albert just chilling on the kitchen floor. Immediately I was at an impasse. The dog had to go outside for reasons. I needed to stay inside so I could keep an eye on this thing so I wouldn't have to firebomb the house and flee like I was Coach in Poltergeist. The spider won out. I opened the door and let the dog out. Tip-toed over the behemoth to acquire a paper towel. Folded it in half and put the hand-hammer down on that bitch. One of its legs popped off and shot about 2 feet away. It crunched, but I never did pop the belly.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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Ha, thought you guys would like a good morning wake-up call.

I was taking Gemma outside and I see that Fat Albert just chilling on the kitchen floor. Immediately I was at an impasse. The dog had to go outside for reasons. I needed to stay inside so I could keep an eye on this thing so I wouldn't have to firebomb the house and flee like I was Coach in Poltergeist. The spider won out. I opened the door and let the dog out. Tip-toed over the behemoth to acquire a paper towel. Folded it in half and put the hand-hammer down on that bitch. One of its legs popped off and shot about 2 feet away. It crunched, but I never did pop the belly.

Ewwwwww, dude. Graphic...jeez. Yuck. LOL

Should have just picked him up in your hands and taken him outside when you let the dog out :P

j/k....I let out a schoolgirl scream when I saw that picture.

[dickey1331]

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Ew all you used is a paper towel? I would have thrown half my house at that thing if I didn't run out screaming first. I can't handle spiders that big.

[jeremym480]

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I talk to my mom about once a month. Sometimes more sometimes less.

I talk to my dad about once or twice a year.

Oh and cool spider pic Fresh. Keep them coming.

[areobee401]

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Looks like be making the 6 PM SportsCenter on Thursday a must watch for the first time in years. Ron Burgundy will be hosting.

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Loved that show. Was overlooked because The Simpsons were in their prime at the time.

[dickey1331]

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My pre screening for Lasik is next Friday. I hope I get approved. Ive had glasses since the 2nd grade and Im not a fan of contacts.

[TracerBullet]

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If anybody wants something interesting to read today:

Air Force Informant Program: Honor and Deception aka

Spoiler

[PadresFan]

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I am convinced See's Candy is the best chocolate of all time. Second best chocolate is Lindor Truffles.

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[kehlis]

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Looks like be making the 6 PM SportsCenter on Thursday a must watch for the first time in years. Ron Burgundy will be hosting.

He'll also be on the Dan Patrick show Thursday morning, I have my DVR set.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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[ProfessaPackMan]

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I had no idea there was "A Christmas Story 2" already out.

[l3ulvl]

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I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't played Zelda before. I've had most consoles since NES but never played Zelda before.

Never played it, didn't look interesting, mostly because:

I haven't. Looks like too much reading and too tedious. I had a ex who played a couple on her old 64. I watched for like 15 minutes and started to fall asleep.

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What he said.

Roommate in college had (i think) Ocarina of Time on Gamecube, he was obsessed. I didn't really get it.

[jeremym480]

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I feel like I'm the only one who hasn't played Zelda before. I've had most consoles since NES but never played Zelda before.

I've only really played the original on NES. It is one of the greatest games of all time. That's not opinion, it's a fact.

[l3ulvl]

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I've only really played the original on NES. It is one of the greatest games of all time. That's not opinion, it's a fact.

You're thinking of Duck Hunt.

[jeremym480]

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^ That's a great one too.

I remember Christmas of '86. My parents got my brother, sister and I an NES as our present. Of course the Mario/Duck Hunt game came with it and the only other game they got was Legend of Zelda. As soon as my parents started playing it, us kids never got to touch the game again. They didn't want us to lose their 'hearts'. Instead they made us go outside and play. Bastards.