Off Topic 2013

[Candyman5]

I just seen a advertisement for Robot Combat League.....

[TheShizNo1]

Nothing better than getting a phone call at 5am telling you school's cancelled. Three day weekend FTW!

[BlueNGold]

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That's like a normal Tuesday in Winnipeg.

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It totally is too!

[Mo]

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Dog name- Bender Barking Rodriguez.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Nothing better than getting a phone call at 5am telling you school's cancelled. Three day weekend FTW!

I was hoping for more awkward urinal stories today. Damn.

[TheShizNo1]

I was hoping for more awkward urinal stories today. Damn.

Hm....couple weeks ago a kid was pouring chocolate milk in the men's restroom toilet tanks. Then he switched his game up w/ food dye.

I sat w/ him outside the office on the bench and asked him why, he said he thought it'd be funny. Then he asked me to hold the dye for him before he talked to the principle. I said, dude, I'm not holding your evidence.

[AntiBandwagoner]

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Hm....couple weeks ago a kid was pouring chocolate milk in the men's restroom toilet tanks. Then he switched his game up w/ food dye.

I sat w/ him outside the office on the bench and asked him why, he said he thought it'd be funny. Then he asked me to hold the dye for him before he talked to the principle. I said, dude, I'm not holding your evidence.

Had something like that happen to me a while back, some kid FILLED all of the urinals with ketchup.

[Dog]

The only prank I remember from high school was when this one kid pooped in another kid's backpack

[TheShizNo1]

The only prank I remember from high school was when this one kid pooped in another kid's backpack

He wasn't doing it for a prank. He legitimately thought it would be a funny. I work at a charter school w/ kids mainly for ADD, ADHD, ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder), and the emotional disturbed (fancy way of saying bad *** kid for the most part). We have some "regular" kids and high functioning kids, but there's definitely the low ones too.

I have no desire to work w/ "normal" kids. These kids are funny as hell and I find myself laughing everyday. I've now taught the kids how to remember the 19th amendment. I say "This is the worst amendment ever to happen to men" and they all in unison say, "The 19th amendment".




During student council elections, a girl was running for president. I told her women weren't fit to make decisions of the majority. She asked why. I explained to her women were the ones that led the charge of prohibition. In that time crime and death rose and to this day, it's the only amendment to be repealed. These kids are learning history b/c of my sexist jokes lol.

#WhatEverItTakes
#RaceToTheTop
#IStillHaveAJob?

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Our pranks were tame. Chained the doors shut. Parked on the front lawn. Etc. The best "prank" I remember from school was my friend basically walked up on a girl in math class with an erection. I did not know about this until college.

[8]

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In 4th grade I told this kid to poke a girl in the rear end with a safety pin, thinking there was no way he would do it......... He did it. I got in trouble for it too.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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1) We moved when I was in the third grade. At my old school I apparently thought I was a young casanova as I would hit on girls, but they were too young to play the game and would run and tell. I was up to two strikes. Another one and the parents would have been called. Then we moved and slate = clean and I lost whatever confidence I had.

2) After we moved my brother was in 2nd grade and one of his friends, a girl, said something about pulling her pants down. So he did. He got sent to the office. The girl didn't lie which is probably why he only got a warning and a friendly call to our mother.

[kingkilla56]

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I once took a fart bomb pack, that was conveniently sold across the street from my elementary school, and let it off in a full gym after school. Me and my two friends booked it out of there asap, but one of them got compromised when the *liquid of the fart bomb* got in his eye and we had to take him to the nurse. We came clean and I got suspended for a week... something about kids with asthma and causing a fire hazard.

[TracerBullet]

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Registering for classes is bull****.

[Watson]

My JR year they put peanut butter all in the main hallway. And I don't mean they dropped it in clumps, rather got a knife and spread it out all over the hall, locker to locker.

Needless to say, my class didn't do anything for a prank besides senior skip day (which, BTW i couldn't partake in because it was during football season). The reign of fury was legendary.