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[Feared]

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So that was his twisted way of hitting on you?

[BlueNGold]

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So that was his twisted way of hitting on you?

**** no.

He was just being overly friendly because he was hammered. I smell like beer now just from being around him, lol.

[Feared]

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**** no.

He was just being overly friendly because he was hammered. I smell like beer now just from being around him, lol.

Aight good. The "Bro, I wouldn't even be talking to you if I was straight right now!". and "Never be too shy to show your true colors!" lines kind of threw me off as I was reading your post making me think he was batting for the wrong team or something.

But yeah I remember back when I was younger and I had to take the Bus to get to work, definitely not enjoyable experiences... Saw some crazy, coked up people. Don't miss it one bit.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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That was an awesome story........made me laugh.

[SPTO]

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Gotta admit that was a good story there.

Never know what weirdos you're going to meet.

[Dog]

Man I had a crazy night tonight. I went to Canada, got drunk, started talking and singing and yelling in this Canadian's face on a bus. The ladies loved it. The Canadian dude had this weird look on his face like he was holding in a fart, though.

[Dog]

In Atlantic City, I was walking with my girlfriend to the Nike Outlet store, which is off the boardwalk, after going to this huge candy store. She had this giant sugar straw thing.

Out of nowhere, this crackhead comes up to us in our face and asks: "Is that SUGAR?! I love SUGAR!" And we were just like "yeah, it's sugar..." while trying to get away from him.

Needless to say we went out of our way to get away from him.

He looked like Tyrone Biggums' twin.

[BlueNGold]

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Aight good. The "Bro, I wouldn't even be talking to you if I was straight right now!". and "Never be too shy to show your true colors!" lines kind of threw me off as I was reading your post making me think he was batting for the wrong team or something.

But yeah I remember back when I was younger and I had to take the Bus to get to work, definitely not enjoyable experiences... Saw some crazy, coked up people. Don't miss it one bit.

No, no. He meant straight like if he wasn't drunk, not straight as in whether he was gay or not.

And I'm guessing the true colors thing was because I actually talked to him instead of trying to avoid him or telling him to **** off. He kept telling me I was a G and a good guy because of that, lol. Actually, one of the songs he started singing went something like "Sitting on the bus, I haven't been this drunk in awhile, my white friend, he smiles".

[slickdtc]

What a nice crack head

[TracerBullet]

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No, no. He meant straight like if he wasn't drunk, not straight as in whether he was gay or not.

And I'm guessing the true colors thing was because I actually talked to him instead of trying to avoid him or telling him to **** off. He kept telling me I was a G and a good guy because of that, lol. Actually, one of the songs he started singing went something like "Sitting on the bus, I haven't been this drunk in awhile, my white friend, he smiles".

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[kingkilla56]

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That reminds me of some crazy times on the bus lines in brooklyn.

[Dog]

My iPhone's music is slowly becoming just CDs of stand up comedy

[Chrisksaint]

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I have so many games to play, but I can't help but look at new stuff play.

Really interested in trying out God of War, however I still have all 3 Mass Effects, Borderlands 2, FF13 and 2,etc to beat. Sadly i'm looking forward to being home for spring break and trying to catch up after a busy semester so far

[AUChase]

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I can't find time to play the games I do have, but I'm going to buy a VITA today.

I figure I'll need it in the future when I can't get to my 360 or PS3.

Also, I haven't had any caffeine in three days. It's been a struggle, especially on earlier days like today.

[jeremym480]

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BnG's bus story kind of reminds me of a story from my past..

About 11-12 years ago when I first moved to Birmingham my roommate's sister, brother in-law and a couple of their friends took us out for a night on the town. It was my first time out in B'Ham and I really didn't know my way around at all. They lived in Pinson, AL and we followed them to the Senor Frogs in Hoover (which was probably about 30-40 minutes away). They were about 10 years older than us so after a couple of hours, they were ready to go, but I wasn't having it. I was told afterwards that my exact words were "You guys can go ahead and go. Imma big boy, I'll find my way home."

Well, once I got in the car the night I drove out of the clubs parking lot, looked both ways and realized I had no idea which way to go. So I just chose a direction and started driving *I should say now that I do not condone drinking and driving. I was stupid for doing it back then and none of you should do it now.

So after driving around aimlessly for God knows I long I noticed that my car was running on fumes. I pull over at the next gas station and pull up to the pump. I get out and grab the pump and attempt to pump gas. This was back in the day, where you had to go in the gas stations. There weren't any debit cards at the pump yet..

As I start to pump a bum comes over.

Bum: Hey, man you got to pay before you pump
Me: I know. * continues to try and pump*
Bum: If you give me the money I can go in and pay for you
Me: That's okay
Bum: *starts looking in my car because I left the door open while attempting
to pump* Hey, can I have some of that change? *I had a collection of change in my cup holder*
Me: alright, here you go. *grabs a hand full of change hoping he will go away*
Bum: Thanks, man. Hey, those are some nice shoes you've got there *those were my work shoes. I didn't have the money to buy work boots at the time, so I had to work construction in my tennis shoes. You couldn't even tell what brand they were because they were covered in mud*
Bum: Can I have those shoes?
Me: No man, those are my work shoes. I need them
Bum: Do you want me to bring your money in?
Me: Nah
Bum: You seem like a really nice guy. I've got a couple of girls up in my hotel room *points to hotel*
Me: Really? That's sounds good and all, but I'm just trying to get home
Bum: You sure? One of those bitches looks like Pamela Anderson
Me: No, I gotta go... *drives off without getting gas*

Luckily I eventually recognized where I was and able to get home in one piece, however after living there for more than a year I never did figure out which gas station that I stopped at that night.