Off Topic 2013

[l3ulvl]

Re: Off Topic 2013

lol you guys should be more welcoming to new participants of OT

[ubernoob]

Re: Off Topic 2013

lol you guys should be more welcoming to new participants of OT

We are, if they come in with legitimate off topics.

We aren't, if they think OT is The View.

[Dog]

Or if they give us pizza and cookies.

[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Or if they give us pizza and cookies.

YOU CAN'T HAVE CHOCOLATE YOU'LL DIE.

I'm assuming we're getting chocolate chip cookies.

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Story time OS bros.

So there are 3 guys in an apartment. Two are really chill and nice, and one...well you have to get to know him. Chillbro #1 ("Stephen") has a girlfriend and #2 ("Tyler") has a girl he's been talking to since I **** you not they were 15 and still are not dating. Aggrobro ("Ethan") has a girl he's interested in. Anyway one night they went out to the bar and Stephen's gf did nothing but bitch the whole time. The bar wasn't good enough, the guys didn't want to dance, blah blah blah. They were all back at the apartment by 11:30. Tyler and his girl ("Lacey") snuck off to Tyler's room after Ethan went to drop off his girl. Stephen's girl ("Brooke") gets jealous and starts leading him on. Stephen sees that she's jealous and decides it's funny to toy with her and tease her. Brooke gets PISSED and leaves, slamming the door and ****. Ethan gets home and the first thing he noticed was some video games were knocked off the book shelve by the wall and on the floor. Stephen says they must have fell when Brooke stormed out, and apparently Ethan went on a rant about her.

A few days pass and Ethan notices the 360 isn't working. He does some trouble shooting, and lo and behold, the adapter isn't plugged in. Not only that, they can't find it. Tyler isn't big on video games and Stephen didn't move it. Ethan is a big gamer, and this is a big problem. He goes off to workout and on the way out of the gym he sees Brooke. He jokingly asks if she dicked with it, and she says the absolute worst thing you can say: Yes. Apparently Stephen had a big test coming up (mind you, this is taking place in early February, not even a full month after school started) and she took it upon herself to make sure he didn't have any distractions. Instead of going off on her then and there, he tells her to bring it back and goes back to talk to Stephen. He asks when the next time he'll see Brooke is and to ask for the adapter back. Stephen says he's going out with her tonight.

Wait, what? Yeah, Stephen didn't have a test at all. Brooke was looking for ways to make him spend time with her. **** you not. Stephen retrieved the cord and had a pow wow with Brooke.

Tyler and his girl became official on Valentine's day (I KNOW RIGHT) and she spends every day after class at the apartment, pretty much living there except on the weekends. She cleans and buys/eats her own food instead of paying rent. Ethan has no problem with it and Stephen has no problem with it, but Brooke does. Brooke starts to move herself in slowly, kinda like Elliot from Scrubs. Thing is, Brooke doesn't do a got damn thing and blames it on her studies because she's a nursing major, even though she studies the least out of everybody in the apartment.

One night, Brooke wanted to watch Pretty Little Liars with Steve. On the big screen. Not the 30 inch in Stephen's room, where there's a bed and privacy. In the living room, where Tyler was studying and Ethan was gaming (with headphones). Brooke comes out and makes a bigass commotion, distracting Tyler and just being obnoxious. Ethan finally submits with light pressure from Stephen and goes to workout. By the time Ethan comes back, Brooke is gone and Ethan can't find his own controller, but no biggy, they have two. Ethan once again asks where his XBOX **** is, and Stephen says he went to the library with Tyler during PLL to study and Brooke stayed for the rest of it. Three days later, they FINALLY find the controller, buried in Stephen's suitcases. Ethan does nothing about, stays cool.


Fast forward a few weeks to today.


It should be noted that Lacey is very pretty and small. She is a cheerleader for SLU and she's the stunt cheerleader, aka the one that gets thrown in the air and all that. So she's small. And not to say Brooke is unattractive, but she's not Maxim-worthy. And she's not small. Don't get me wrong, she's big in the right places, but the wrong places as well.

Lacey is done with cheer for the year and is going to spending a bit more time at the apartment, which is cool with everybody since she picks up her part. So she more or less has some of her clothes in Tyler's room. Anyway, today there were all at the apartment after class and Tyler, Lacey, Ethan, and his lady friend all went to Chic Fil A while Brooke and Stephen cuddled. Apparently Ethan's girl is a lot like Lacey and ole Bessie felt like the odd one out and rifled through Lacey's clothes.

Backstory: In middle school our cheer team won the national championships at Finals. Like, the best in the entire nation and they came in 2nd twice in HS. For winning they get this bomb *** white jacket with "national champions" on the back. Lacey still fits in hers and wears it every now and then, and wore it to the apartment. Keep in mind she got the jacket in middle school and wore it a bit.

So, yep, Brooke put on the jacket and yep, damned if it didn't rip right under the armpit. When they got back at the apartment, Brooke was looking at it going feverishly while still wearing Lacey's jeans halfway up her *** because she couldn't get them all the way on. Lacey snatched it and immediately surveyed the damage, not saying a word. Ethan went right to Stephen's room, locked the door and came out 5 minutes later. Stephen took Brooke outside and a few minutes later there was a loud bang on the door. Tyler opened it and there was Brooke, crying doubled over, clutching her bloody fist.

Right now, as I type, she's either getting her **** out of the apartment or on her phone asking mommy for money to pay for Lacey's jacket.

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Oatmeal raisin cookies.......not that BS subway cookies.

[Bellsprout]

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Story time OS bros.

So there are 3 guys in an apartment.

OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! THERE'S A PRIEST, A RABBI, AND.... I forget. Damn.

I didn't read the rest.

[mb625]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Uh-oh... you know a story is going to be crazy and convoluted when you're using fake names to differentiate people.

[Chaos81]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Snip

TL;DR version: Chicks be crazy

[ubernoob]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Anything over one real paragraph needs to have a tl;dr version.

[Watson]

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OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! THERE'S A PRIEST, A RABBI, AND.... I forget. Damn.

I didn't read the rest.

but there's tacos.

[kingkilla56]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Yeah after I read 3 guys in the apartment I just skimmed for the word "girl". Let me guess, someone ****ed up, someone got pissed off, and someone got screwed (in more ways than one) amirite?

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Pics of "Lacey" or none of that actually happened.

[Watson]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Anything over one real paragraph needs to have a tl;dr version.

Okay then.


The Great Gatsby

Rich people are snobs.


Oedipus

You came out of your mother and should not try to get back in.


Agamemnon

A lot of people fought and more people ****ed.


The Metamorphosis

Being a bug ****ing sucks.


Maniac Magee

He's mildly autistic, except for counting he unties knots.


Great Expectations

Pocket is a gold digger


Perks of Being a Wallflower

an unpopular kid has a lot a friends and goes to a lot of parties but it still unpopular.


Moneyball

lol oakland lol

[BunnyHardaway]

Re: Off Topic 2013

Story time OS bros.

Video footage of girl fight or GTFO