Off Topic 2013

[Dog]

Going through my drawers and I have to say I have a crapload of clothes. Is eBay best way to sell them or is it better to find a thrift shop? Yes I could donate but I ain't rich so money is a need for me.

Sent from my Droid DNA using Tapatalk 2

Just donate it man. You're posting on a smart phone.

[thefakeJTS]

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I need 2-3 guys to join a fantasy baseball league. It's weekly head to head, anybody interested?

[BlueNGold]

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Story time.......This will be short without getting into specifics or graphical nature, alas that is what Twitter is for.

But anyway, majority of my 20s, me and a few friends ran an interracial adult website, a few of them actually. Every other weekend we hosted interracial adult parties, made dozens of movies. Used yahoo chat rooms to get the word out, which amazingly yahoo already had these categories in place. There was never a shortage of blonde women who wanted to come. Most of them were from the deep south, some came from different parts of Canada. Average age of these women were from 32 to 60. Usually these women lived in towns where interracial dating was not accepted, so they had to go way out from where they lived to actually do it. Half of them were married women.

Good times were had by all. To this day I am still friends with 10 of them. About 1/4 of the people who attended these parties are now married to each other. Kind of funny side story, I met 5 of my wife's friends and 1 of her cousins at these parties long before I even met my wife. The world is truly small. What an awkward moment it was the 1st family function she took me to and I see her cousin there and those 5 friends.

Yeah, I'm an addict, addicted to smashing. So while you guys like getting wasted to the point you black out and club hopping, I spent my 20s smashing as many women as I could. But hey, we all have our own vices.

Grandpa's getting creepy.

[Reyes19]

Story time.......This will be short without getting into specifics or graphical nature, alas that is what Twitter is for.

But anyway, majority of my 20s, me and a few friends ran an interracial adult website, a few of them actually. Every other weekend we hosted interracial adult parties, made dozens of movies. Used yahoo chat rooms to get the word out, which amazingly yahoo already had these categories in place. There was never a shortage of blonde women who wanted to come. Most of them were from the deep south, some came from different parts of Canada. Average age of these women were from 32 to 60. Usually these women lived in towns where interracial dating was not accepted, so they had to go way out from where they lived to actually do it. Half of them were married women.

Good times were had by all. To this day I am still friends with 10 of them. About 1/4 of the people who attended these parties are now married to each other. Kind of funny side story, I met 5 of my wife's friends and 1 of her cousins at these parties long before I even met my wife. The world is truly small. What an awkward moment it was the 1st family function she took me to and I see her cousin there and those 5 friends.

Yeah, I'm an addict, addicted to smashing. So while you guys like getting wasted to the point you black out and club hopping, I spent my 20s smashing as many women as I could. But hey, we all have our own vices.

..... "And yeah I like to ****,I got a ****ing problem"

[Bellsprout]

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I'm addicted to Taco Doritos.

#StoriesThatArentAsFun

[AUChase]

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Storms got a lot worse than what I thought.

Wind destroyed the roof on my dad's front porch and my neighbor's garage is destroyed..

Also huge trees uprooted and on houses everywhere.

There were no tornadoes involved, but the straight line winds can do some damage.

[TheShizNo1]

Story time.......This will be short without getting into specifics or graphical nature, alas that is what Twitter is for.

But anyway, majority of my 20s, me and a few friends ran an interracial adult website, a few of them actually. Every other weekend we hosted interracial adult parties, made dozens of movies. Used yahoo chat rooms to get the word out, which amazingly yahoo already had these categories in place. There was never a shortage of blonde women who wanted to come. Most of them were from the deep south, some came from different parts of Canada. Average age of these women were from 32 to 60. Usually these women lived in towns where interracial dating was not accepted, so they had to go way out from where they lived to actually do it. Half of them were married women.

Good times were had by all. To this day I am still friends with 10 of them. About 1/4 of the people who attended these parties are now married to each other. Kind of funny side story, I met 5 of my wife's friends and 1 of her cousins at these parties long before I even met my wife. The world is truly small. What an awkward moment it was the 1st family function she took me to and I see her cousin there and those 5 friends.

Yeah, I'm an addict, addicted to smashing. So while you guys like getting wasted to the point you black out and club hopping, I spent my 20s smashing as many women as I could. But hey, we all have our own vices.

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[wrigleyville33]

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Anyone watching Bates Motel? It seems pretty bad so far.

[AUChase]

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Does anyone else see tapatalk images as an attachment too ?

Spoiler is almost useless.

[BlueNGold]

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Anyone watching Bates Motel? It seems pretty bad so far.

I'm recording it right now. Not expecting much though.

[TheShizNo1]

Does anyone else see tapatalk images as an attachment too ?

Spoiler is almost useless.

Hey, I tried.

[Feared]

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Man by this Wednesday I will have worked 8 out of the last 9 days before I have Thur, Fri off. I'm just ready for a day off, and to just get off my feet for a while.

[BurghFan]

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Does anyone else see tapatalk images as an attachment too ?

Spoiler is almost useless.

Been doing that for months now. Shiz's post is the 1st that I've seen where it really presented a problem though. Wonder if the problem is on tapatalk's end or on OS's end?

[Dog]

Been doing that for months now. Shiz's post is the 1st that I've seen where it really presented a problem though. Wonder if the problem is on tapatalk's end or on OS's end?

I don't know, but it's annoying. I only use Tapatalk and I hate posting pictures that I know are doubles for other people

[Gotmadskillzson]

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You people ask for a story, then you get one and then run to Twitter as usual with your claims of the following:

Hyperbole, internet chest thumping, taking jabs at people, blah blah. I said it before and I will say it again, it isn't what somebody says that get people riled up, it is WHO the person is that says it. Some examples:

Please don't judge me. I lost my virginity in a church after Sunday service. Not the sanctuary, but the women's restroom. I dont know if that makes it better. Over the next few/weeks and months we had sex multiple times in the fellowship hall, which used to be our old church. The girl was the preacher's daughter.

21 likes - If I had wrote the same thing, people would be screaming from the top of twitter Hyperbole !!!

I was sexting my youth group's teacher's daughter, but we never hooked up, instead I ended up hooking up with her friend LMAO, and ended up doing it in the pool with her parents inside. Man I used to be risky back in the day.

The first (and LAST) time I drove drunk was when I was 16 not too much after I got my license, I hit a mailbox and busted out the windshield. It got awkward when I learned it happened right in front of my ex's house at like 3 AM, which made it pretty creepy. Thank God I had a hookup in the body shop and my parents were none the wiser.


One of my HS teachers wants to sleep with me, along with a few other guys. The problem was she was also one of my best friend's mom, and her daughter is one of the greatest person I know, like period. Prom Queen and all that jazz. While she never confirmed it, and we never texted or anything, there were hints dropped allllll the time, outside of school.

...and another one of my female friend's (actually the term "little sister" would be more appropriate, she's only 16) mom DEFINITELY wants to sleep with me. And then she tells her daughter she needs to find a guy like me or she should just start dating me (keep in mind I'm 19).


I'm pretty positive one of the female athletic trainers was able to sneak a pic of me in the locker room and spread it around. Not to the whole school, but to a small group of people. Not that I'm complaining about it.

Ironically nobody questioned how a 16 yr had a hook up at a body shop and managed to get a wind shield replaced so fast. Nor did people scream hyperbole over female athletic trainers took a sneak pic of me in the locker room and spread it around.

The chick I went to prom with and I obviously had our plans for after the party. However, her best friend was involved in some drama and was all drunk/depressed. So she told her friend to come spend the night with us, I wasn't mad about it because we had been dating for a bit so I understood.

One thing lead to another and well:

9 likes....no cries on Twitter of internet chest thumping

I've shared this story on OS before but it's been a while.

Back in like 2001 or 2002 there was a hurricane coming to Louisiana, so out the blue I woke up at like 1 or 2 am and decided to just leave and go somewhere.

I jumped in my car and decided to go see Tennessee. After arriving in Tennessee I didn't know what to do so I stopped at this little hole in wall bar. I walked in, sat at bar and ordered a drink. To my right this big chested blonde chick says where are you from. I guess she could tell my Cajun accent. So I tell her and we get to talking why I am in Tennessee. So i tell her I'm going to be driving back after this. Out of no where she says "can I come?", "can you bring me back next weekend?". So I tell her sure. But also kind of thrown off a little cause I've only met this girl for 15mins.

So we jump in our cars and I follow her to her house so she can get clothes. She jumps in my car and we take off back for Louisiana. Around Mississippi she starts going down on me, so I'm thinking this week is about to get crazy!

Long story short it was a week full of never leaving bed room and then I brought her back the following weekend had one last go in her car and left.

Never seen her since and only talked to her one other time when out the blue like 2 years later she called me and said she and her friend were coming to Baton Rouge and wanted to see if I was down for a three some. Which didn't happen sadly.

Wild crazy times


Sent from da lil phone.

No cries of hyperbole or internet chest thumping either....

So I am beyond gone, when everyone starts heading to bed, she motions for me and my friend to just come sleep with her. This is weird, because my friend's a dude. I really am not a fan of tag teaming, so were in there, she just makes it easy and we get to work, it's awkward as ****, she's got ****ing candles lit, as if she's been planning this the whole time.

She wants us to hit it at the same time, I'm like nope not happening. You kinky little.... Anyway apparently I'm so drunk I'm just like mezmorized by her tats, I'm like tracing them with my finger, and saying to my friend, Dude look at her tats. This is just ridiculous now, My friend tries to get out of here, and just leave me with the girl, Thank God, then she runs out there as he's leaving to go to the bathroom, and tells him, Where are you going? He's like I was gonna let yall just do your thing, she grabs him and says this is not how this works!!

LOL so he's back, I'm a shell of myself now, and she attempts to go skiing, and I just black out with my hands n her pants. And I ruined the night for her. LMAO

9 likes......

$1,000 says I could have posted any one of the above quotes, WORD FOR WORD and some you would have a problem with it. Run to twitter, scream hyperbole, internet chest thumping, oh that didn't happen. Hell it could be any topic.

But thanks OS for proving my point of how bias you people are, you won me $200. I told some people on Twitter before I posted the story on OT that watch before midnight hits, you will see the same usual people run to Twitter and post their comments there and maybe 1 or 2 will actually say something on OS itself and everybody will hop on the bandwagon and like that post. Guaranteeing it will be at least 1 person post some sort of meme or gif response to the story.

Even more funny was I gave him the list of names of people who were going to do it too from OS. Low and behold, those people named lived up to their predictable pattern.

So with that said, pizza rolls and cookies are on me for everybody !

Also:

Spoiler

Even though I love you all, get off my lawn !!!!