Off Topic 2013

[AUChase]

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Just send me 20 bones from time to time and I'll save it for you. Chase, Manhattan Bank at your service.

[Bellsprout]

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Just send me 20 bones from time to time and I'll save it for you. Chase, Manhattan Bank at your service.

Sloppy, sir. Sloppy. Your name is already a bank.

[Bmore Irish]

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Don't listen to all this piss poor advice, what you need to do is head to your nearest casino and play blackjack until you have enough to buy a ps4. then gamble with that money until you have enough to buy 3.

[Chaos81]

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then gamble with that money until you have enough to buy 3 for everyone on OS.

Fixed.

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[kingkilla56]

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We need a "thats the joke" pic in here.

[kingkilla56]

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I dont know who she is, but I love this skit.

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[ubernoob]

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Hahaha. So stupid.

Her beanie made me

Her name is Stevie Ryan by the way. Some of her other skits are pretty funny as well.

[jmood88]

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Because everyone was asking for it, here is my ranking of fights in the 4 major sports in terms of usefulness and brutality:

4- NBA
3.9- MLB
Fights in these two leagues are as brutal as 2 bunnies farting on each other, and just as worthwhile to the people involved. The only reason MLB is slightly higher is because their "fights" result in 100 people running onto the field but it also results in 100 people staring at each other and yelling, with the occasional, extremely manly, open-hand slap. NBA fights are similarly structured, only with a lot less people and a lot more hopping in place, a vain attempt at convincing the audience that they will eventually throw a bunch of two without looking like their wrists are broken.

3- NFL
Many NFL players can fight but they are encased in body armor so any attempt to engage in fisticuffs is ultimately pointless.

1- NHL
Now these fights can be pretty brutal and because there are people who's sole skill is to be able to take a punch while figure skating (although not as much as in years past), they can be an entertaining display of stamina. The issue I have is that they can get pretty boring since the fights consist of two guys holding each other's shirts and hitting each other so that sucks but you do get to see a a guy get knocked the **** out every now and then so I can't complain too much.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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My girlfriend started a Christmas list yesterday. Linked me to two Xbox games. Splinter Cell: Blacklist and Dark Souls 2.

[deaduck]

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Because everyone was asking for it, here is my ranking of fights in the 4 major sports in terms of usefulness and brutality:

4- NBA
3.9- MLB
Fights in these two leagues are as brutal as 2 bunnies farting on each other, and just as worthwhile to the people involved. The only reason MLB is slightly higher is because their "fights" result in 100 people running onto the field but it also results in 100 people staring at each other and yelling, with the occasional, extremely manly, open-hand slap. NBA fights are similarly structured, only with a lot less people and a lot more hopping in place, a vain attempt at convincing the audience that they will eventually throw a bunch of two without looking like their wrists are broken.

3- NFL
Many NFL players can fight but they are encased in body armor so any attempt to engage in fisticuffs is ultimately pointless.

1- NHL
Now these fights can be pretty brutal and because there are people who's sole skill is to be able to take a punch while figure skating (although not as much as in years past), they can be an entertaining display of stamina. The issue I have is that they can get pretty boring since the fights consist of two guys holding each other's shirts and hitting each other so that sucks but you do get to see a a guy get knocked the **** out every now and then so I can't complain too much.

While I greatly respect your thinking process on this....

I think it should be noted that nobody asks UFC fighters to hit a couple of threes in the middle of a match.

[jmood88]

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Yeah but you also don't see a UFC fighter set up a hoop during a fight and try to make shots.

[deaduck]

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Yeah but you also don't see a UFC fighter set up a hoop during a fight and try to make shots.

Not sure we're on the same page.

You got NBA players low on fight ratings and hockey high....but fighting is damn near mandatory in hockey where in basketball you risk screwing up your shooting hand.

If fighting was a key part of basketball...they'd be better at it and more prepared to do it.

Shooting a basketball during a UFC match is symbolic of how out of place the activity would feel in a NBA game....

Hockey not so much.

[TMagic]

Just so that we are clear, the consensus here is that NOT tipping on an order you make at a restaurant to go is cool right?

Because I just did it for the first time and felt bad about it.

[jmood88]

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Not sure we're on the same page.

You got NBA players low on fight ratings and hockey high....but fighting is damn near mandatory in hockey where in basketball you risk screwing up your shooting hand.

If fighting was a key part of basketball...they'd be better at it and more prepared to do it.

Shooting a basketball during a UFC match is symbolic of how out of place the activity would feel in a NBA game....

Hockey not so much.

You're taking my post way too seriously and even though I'm not a hockey fan, I do know that fighting is only legal in American hockey and the NHL has done a lot to take the "goons" out of the game. My original point still stands: basketball players can't fight and look like they're participating Dave Chappelle's Friday Night Sissy Fights when they try.

[deaduck]

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You're taking my post way too seriously and .....

Well how am I suppose to know? You didn't use any animated emoticons or nothing.

Damn man.