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  • l3ulvl
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    • Dec 2009
    • 17230

    #14941
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Originally posted by AUChase
    Hopefully the Barons don't get stomped too bad tonight. They lost 2-13 last night.
    Reminds me of a stat I saw from the Mud Hens game the other night. Lost in 20 innings. Top prospects Nick Castellanos & Avi Garcia, along with AAA all-star Jeff Lennerton, combined to go 0-24 with 10 Ks in the game
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    • BlueNGold
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      • Aug 2009
      • 21817

      #14942
      Re: Off Topic 2013

      This should be a fun night at work. I already want to punch one of my new managers in the ****ing head.
      Originally posted by bradtxmale
      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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      • AUChase
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2008
        • 19403

        #14943
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        Took a shower this morning and my nose can still smell black and mild, strippers, and fireworks from after the ball game last night.

        Got home around 4, back at work at 9.. I found a vendor who would sell me 16oz Blue Moons for the price of a domestic beer. That's where it all started. My friends are all bad influences on me.

        I also don't typically spend much money in a "gentleman's club", but I formed a serious crush on this girl last night. Her dark skin and that bright pink thong... .

        I did turn down her offer for the VIP though. She said $150.00 and I laughed a little too much. Just like a typical stripper, I didn't see her again after that..

        Anyways, Happy Saturday to you lucky M-F guys..
        Last edited by AUChase; 07-27-2013, 10:52 AM.

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        • jeremym480
          Speak it into existence
          • Oct 2008
          • 18198

          #14944
          $150 seems like a small price to pay for love.

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          • AUChase
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            • Jul 2008
            • 19403

            #14945
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Originally posted by jeremym480
            $150 seems like a small price to pay for love.

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            I almost asked her to marry me. Our babies would have been cute too.

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            • ubernoob
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              • Jul 2004
              • 15522

              #14946
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              Originally posted by AUChase
              I found a vendor who would sell me 16oz Blue Moons for the price of a domestic beer.
              Blue moon is a domestic beer...
              bad

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              • slickdtc
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                • Aug 2004
                • 17125

                #14947
                Working that 11 hour day before my usual Sunday day off... I typically try to work only one job on Saturday to ease into my off day but its been a fun summer.
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                And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                • JazzMan
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                  • Feb 2012
                  • 13547

                  #14948
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Holy 80s; I bought Daft Punk's Random Access Memories and it's awesome.
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                  • AUChase
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                    • Jul 2008
                    • 19403

                    #14949
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Gold Cup action or a wedding tomorrow... tough decision.

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                    • Redacted01
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                      • Aug 2007
                      • 10316

                      #14950
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      Originally posted by AUChase
                      Gold Cup action or a wedding tomorrow... tough decision.
                      Well this is how you make your decision. What you should be asking yourself is, does one provide free alcohol or not? If one is yes and the other is no, done.

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                      • Phobia
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 11623

                        #14951
                        Originally posted by dochalladay32
                        Well this is how you make your decision. What you should be asking yourself is, does one provide free alcohol or not? If one is yes and the other is no, done.
                        I second this!

                        Chase this is a easy call 9/10 times. Booze, women who wish they were married so they willing to drown their sorrows with guys at a wedding, and best of all a free party and excuse to get drunk!


                        Sent from da lil phone.

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                        • Bellsprout
                          Hard Times.
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 25652

                          #14952
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          Originally posted by AUChase
                          Gold Cup action or a wedding tomorrow... tough decision.
                          That is not a tough decision.

                          You'll fail to meet your weekly quota of freedom if you choose the wedding. Can't have that.
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                          A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                          • AUChase
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                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19403

                            #14953
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            While this guy is a friend. He's also an elected official (Mayor of a City) so I don't think its going to be a big party. Only thing he mentioned was the keg of snakehandler IPA.

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                            • jeremym480
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                              • Oct 2008
                              • 18198

                              #14954
                              For those of you keeping score at home in Alabama "Keg of Snakehandler" means short, fat girls who like to handle *insert term that is against TOS here

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                              • LucasWVU
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                                • Jul 2011
                                • 732

                                #14955
                                Originally posted by jeremym480
                                For those of you keeping score at home in Alabama "Keg of Snakehandler" means short, fat girls who like to handle *insert term that is against TOS here

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