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  • Dog
    aka jnes12/JNes__
    • Aug 2008
    • 11846

    #10036
    Originally posted by Dayman
    I don't know when I went over 20,000 posts but I would like to now take the time to apologize to all of you who have wasted your valuable time reading 20,000 of my posts. I'm sorry I wasn't funnier despite trying real hard.

    You are all saints. Heroes. Captains of industry. Aurors, even. Well, one of you is an Auror.

    Here's to 20,000 more and only having 18,000 of them be TV show references this time.
    At least you didn't come into OT to post a picture of the number 20,000 and nothing else like it was some amazing feat that we should all clap for


    #fiftyfive
    Eagles | Phillies | Sixers | Flyers
    PSN: JNes__

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    • TracerBullet
      One Last Job
      • Jun 2009
      • 22119

      #10037
      Re: Off Topic 2013

      Originally posted by Dayman
      I don't know when I went over 20,000 posts but I would like to now take the time to apologize to all of you who have wasted your valuable time reading 20,000 of my posts. I'm sorry I wasn't funnier despite trying real hard.

      You are all saints. Heroes. Captains of industry. Aurors, even. Well, one of you is an Auror.

      Here's to 20,000 more and only having 18,000 of them be TV show references this time.
      Looks like this was your 20,000th post:

      Originally posted by Dayman
      I don't think the management there seems like the type to allow it. They're like Green Bay West over there.
      Originally posted by BlueNGold
      I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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      • TheShizNo1
        Asst 2 the Comm Manager
        • Mar 2007
        • 26341

        #10038
        Starting the civil rights movement today. I hate starting new units on Fridays. Like I actually wanna do work. Showing the kids an episode of The Boondocks.
        Originally posted by Mo
        Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
        Originally posted by Mo
        You underestimate my laziness
        Originally posted by Mo
        **** ya


        ...

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        • Fresh Tendrils
          Strike Hard and Fade Away
          • Jul 2002
          • 36131

          #10039
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Originally posted by TheShizNo1
          Starting the civil rights movement today. I hate starting new units on Fridays. Like I actually wanna do work. Showing the kids an episode of The Boondocks.
          Is there a way you can work Black Dynamite in there?



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          • VTPack919
            We Go Again
            • Jun 2003
            • 9708

            #10040
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Originally posted by TheShizNo1
            Starting the civil rights movement today. I hate starting new units on Fridays. Like I actually wanna do work. Showing the kids an episode of The Boondocks.
            The Chapelle show has a couple good segments.
            YNWA

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            • TheShizNo1
              Asst 2 the Comm Manager
              • Mar 2007
              • 26341

              #10041
              Originally posted by VTPack919
              The Chapelle show has a couple good segments.
              I don't think I can get away w/ Clayton Bigsby.
              Originally posted by Mo
              Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
              Originally posted by Mo
              You underestimate my laziness
              Originally posted by Mo
              **** ya


              ...

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              • VTPack919
                We Go Again
                • Jun 2003
                • 9708

                #10042
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                I don't think I can get away w/ Clayton Bigsby.
                You could out Mr. Ed for the bigot horse he was.
                YNWA

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                • TheShizNo1
                  Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 26341

                  #10043
                  How I've spent my morning at school:

                  Originally posted by Mo
                  Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
                  Originally posted by Mo
                  You underestimate my laziness
                  Originally posted by Mo
                  **** ya


                  ...

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                  • ubernoob
                    ****
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 15522

                    #10044
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                    I don't think I can get away w/ Clayton Bigsby.
                    What about the racial pixies? One of my favorite sketches.

                    It's leopard, mang... leoparrrrrrrrrrrd.
                    bad

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                    • mb625
                      DJ2K
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 5016

                      #10045
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



                      you think there's more jobs there. That's cute. Oh to be young and naive.
                      Not necessarily. I just hate writing. Which is why it's not worth it.
                      MLB: Minnesota Twins
                      NFL: Philadelphia Eagles
                      NBA: Chicago Bulls, Minnesota Timberwolves
                      European Football: Manchester United, Brighton & Hove Albion
                      NCAA: UNI Panthers, Iowa Hawkeyes

                      Twitter: @mbless625

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                      • Curahee
                        100 Miles To Go
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 4009

                        #10046
                        MLB The Show

                        Last night my wife came home and wanted to talk to me. I was about to play MLBTS, editing the lineup for that night's game.
                        She said, "I'll wait til your done". I said, "No you can talk, Im just editing the lineup, Im not playing yet."
                        She asked what I meant.
                        I began to tell her that every night I log on to MLB.com or MLB At Bat and get the correct lineup for the game I am playing.
                        She said, "You do that for every game?"....
                        "Yep!"....
                        "Why?"...
                        "Because I want it to be as real as possible."....
                        "Real as possible? Its just a video game!"....
                        "No its not dear. No its not. Its THE SHOW!"

                        She rolled her eyes and went to bed without telling me what she wanted to say.

                        The Show For The Win!

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                        • 8
                          MVP
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 2412

                          #10047
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          ^^. When I'm creating a player my wife always tells me it's like I'm playing barbie dolls.

                          On another note my 2 year old girl will come over to me while playing The Show and grab her controller (one that has no charge) and hop up on my knee and pretend like she's playing. She even points out that "It's daddy" when she see's my CAP on screen. Good times.
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                          RAVENS/ORIOLES

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #10048
                            Re: MLB The Show

                            So, an antenna counts towards official building height?



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                            • TracerBullet
                              One Last Job
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 22119

                              #10049
                              There's a dog on my bus this morning. I believe that it just tried to sniff my foot from under the seat. Also, I believe the guy who brought the dog on smells worse than the dog.
                              Originally posted by BlueNGold
                              I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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                              • C the Lyte
                                Left side, strong side
                                • May 2009
                                • 2253

                                #10050
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Can't remember if I posted this or not, but **** dogs.

                                I'm mowing my grass a couple weeks ago and notice these 2 stray dogs in my yard. They were friendly so no harm. I let them hang out with out running them off. Kick my shoes off on the front porch to go in for a while. I come back a few minutes later, dogs are gone... along with one of my ****ing shoes.
                                EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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