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  • BlueNGold
    Hall Of Fame
    • Aug 2009
    • 21817

    #11941
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
    Went to Kohl's and I get to the register to check-out. After we exchange the usual hello BS this happens:

    Cashier-Girl: Do you watch Dexter?
    Me (not knowing where this going): Uh, yeah I have.
    CG: You look like him.
    Me (stifle a chuckle cause this girl is apparently crazy): Really?
    CG: Its the jawline
    Me: Hmm. So you're calling me a murderer pretty much?
    CG: Well, I'm just saying you look like one (half giggle)
    Me: I guess I'll let you off on a technicality.


    In all my time of watching Michael C. Hall the thought has never once entered my realm of thinking that I look anything remotely like him. I already got my celebrity doppleganger on lock-down.
    Should have asked her if she wanted to come back to your house and see your blood slide collection.

    Or you could have said, "This would usually be the part where I put a needle in your neck".
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    I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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    • TracerBullet
      One Last Job
      • Jun 2009
      • 22119

      #11942
      Re: Off Topic 2013

      I am not my avatar!
      Originally posted by BlueNGold
      I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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      • Bellsprout
        Hard Times.
        • Oct 2009
        • 25652

        #11943
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        I am my avatar.

        I ****ing love myself.

        Make any dirty joke you want with that middle line.
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        A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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        • Chrisksaint
          $$$
          • Apr 2010
          • 19127

          #11944
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Who am I you ask?

          Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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          • gopher_guy
            The Kaptain
            • Jul 2011
            • 7389

            #11945
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
            Went to Kohl's and I get to the register to check-out. After we exchange the usual hello BS this happens:

            Cashier-Girl: Do you watch Dexter?
            Me (not knowing where this going): Uh, yeah I have.
            CG: You look like him.
            Me (stifle a chuckle cause this girl is apparently crazy): Really?
            CG: Its the jawline
            Me: Hmm. So you're calling me a murderer pretty much?
            CG: Well, I'm just saying you look like one (half giggle)
            Me: I guess I'll let you off on a technicality.


            In all my time of watching Michael C. Hall the thought has never once entered my realm of thinking that I look anything remotely like him. I already got my celebrity doppleganger on lock-down.
            She clearly wants the D
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            • AUChase
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jul 2008
              • 19403

              #11946
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              I love a good late night Totino's frozen pizza.

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              • JazzMan
                SOLDIER, First Class...
                • Feb 2012
                • 13547

                #11947
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                Originally posted by AUChase
                I love a good late night Totino's frozen pizza.
                About the only frozen pizza brand I dislike.

                Doesn't mean I won't eat 'em haha
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                • deaduck
                  MVP
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 2389

                  #11948
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Originally posted by gopher_guy
                  She clearly wants the D
                  I thought it was cold in the D?

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                  • Yeah...THAT Guy
                    Once in a Lifetime Memory
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 17294

                    #11949
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Originally posted by JazzMan
                    About the only frozen pizza brand I dislike.

                    Doesn't mean I won't eat 'em haha
                    It's DiGorno's or Tony's for me.
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                    • 8
                      MVP
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 2412

                      #11950
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

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                      • Beantown
                        #DoYourJob
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 31523

                        #11951
                        Anyone have a good recipe for Stuffed Peppers? Looking to use ground turkey, but I've never made them before.

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                        • slickdtc
                          Grayscale
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 17125

                          #11952
                          So mass storms here, power went out at work. Been chilling on the clock for 2 hours now. Literally sitting on our couches.

                          I'll get off early at worst. I already RPS'ed with this other girl to see who got to go first. Win-win though, free money or the afternoon off until 4. Might as well get paid, NAHMEAN?
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                          Originally posted by Money99
                          And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                          • AUChase
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19403

                            #11953
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            It's going to storm here this evening.

                            Wind gusts above 60 and some hail.

                            Typical Summer thunderstorms in Alabama, right ?

                            84 degrees, but feels like 94 since about 9:30 this morning.

                            Humidity and the sun sucks. I don't mind it when I'm not working.


                            edit: That video just makes me want a pet tiger.
                            Last edited by AUChase; 06-13-2013, 11:48 AM.

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                            • Fresh Tendrils
                              Strike Hard and Fade Away
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 36131

                              #11954
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              QOTD: When is the "right time" to move in with your significant other?



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                              • Lieutenant Dan
                                All Star
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 5679

                                #11955
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                                QOTD: When is the "right time" to move in with your significant other?
                                When there's a solid 'plan B' in place in case you guys melt-down and you need to live elsewhere.

                                Sorry...just being pragmatic LOL. Best of luck to you Fresh!
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