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[AUChase]

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I used to annihilate the war heads hard candies when I was a kid.

My taste buds are strange.. love hot and sour foods.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I always put a lemon in my tea at restaurants.

My mom apparently had lemon cravings when she was pregnant with me. I used to eat them at the house whenever they were available. Fruit with a kick.

[Bellsprout]

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Warheads Power Rankings:

1. Blueberry (It's the best tasting one once you get past the sour phase)
2. Black Cherry
3. Apple
4. Watermelon
5. Lemon

I expect this line of discussion to last all weekend. Now go.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I'm entering in K-1's for one our clients who's family owns a pretty big regional auto parts business. The family holds all the business properties in holding companies with FAP as the initials. I've got 6 K-1s that begin with FAP.

[psychraider32]

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So a couple of family related things

- My uncle lives in Colorado and his wife works at CU and she couldn't get home because of the flooding. I don't know if she eventually got home last night or not but that's pretty crazy stuff. Apparently there's never been flooding like that in Colorado before.

- A lot closer to home, my mother has been having health issues the past few days and it turns out she has vertigo. I hope that she'll be ok overall with all this.

Hope everything is ok man

[TracerBullet]

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Warheads Power Rankings:

1. Blueberry (It's the best tasting one once you get past the sour phase)
2. Black Cherry
3. Apple
4. Watermelon
5. Lemon

I expect this line of discussion to last all weekend. Now go.

I'd probably rank Watermelon and Lemon as tied for worst, but otherwise, solid list.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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I'm entering in K-1's for one our clients who's family owns a pretty big regional auto parts business. The family holds all the business properties in holding companies with FAP as the initials. I've got 6 K-1s that begin with FAP.

FAPpin' yourself silly today. Well, it's Friday!

[slickdtc]

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Yeah, used to eat lemons by themselves. Such delicious torture.

Warheads are one of the few candies I can think of that is legitimately sour (if only for a few seconds).

Some of my other favorites are ShockTarts (I think discontinued) and Zours (sour Mike n Ike's).

All flavors of Warheads are good. Black Cherry at the top, lemon or apple at the bottom.

[JazzMan]

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For tomorrow's game against UCLA, Nebraska is wearing a #36 sticker on their helmets to honor UCLA player Nick Pasquale, who died last Sunday.

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[VTPack919]

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Warheads Power Rankings:

1. Blueberry (It's the best tasting one once you get past the sour phase)
2. Black Cherry
3. Apple
4. Watermelon
5. Lemon

I expect this line of discussion to last all weekend. Now go.

I am quite offended by your power rankings. Let me dissect them and tell you why you are wrong.

1. Blueberry? Sorry. The flavor on this one is middle of the pack and it leaves a blue streak, A BLUE STREAK, on your tongue. I always keep a sack of Warheads when I am in the clubs because women like men who salivate uncontrollably. The blue tongue absolutely kills my game.

My Choice: Watermelon.

2. Black Cherry? Okay you made a good call here, black cherry would be my #2. Cherry is always #2, never favorite. This transcends all foods as well. Cherry pie? #2 Cherry popsicle? #2 Cherry starburst? #2. Cherry will forever be Jan Brady. Cherry is Vice President in the Executive Branch of artificial flavors.

My Choice: Black Cherry (We agree)

3. Green Apple? No. No No No No. Green apple is the worst flavor of anything always. It's like some inorganic flavor that tastes nothing like apple. It is a chemistry accident. It is the bane of Bane's existence. This is also the case for all apple flavored candies. Green apple jolly ranchers don't even get fed to animals. There is no such thing as rabies. Rabies is what happens when you leave a green apple flavored candy on the ground and an animal eats them. The foaming at the mouth is a symptom of being repulsed and poisoned. I would bite people too if I accidentally ingested those nuggets from hell. UN Weapons teams search for green apple flavored candies because they are on their list of chemical weapons. I would rather eat a handful of buttered popcorn jelly belly's than one green apple jolly rancher.

My choice: Lemon

4. Watermelon? What? Watermelon is the complete opposite of Green Apple flavored candies. Have you ever eaten a watermelon candy and had a bad time. No! You haven't. Even watermelon jelly bellies are green on the outside and red on the inside like a real watermelon. THAT'S CUTE. They are like little watermelons. THAT'S IMMERSIVE. When's the last time your beloved green apple candies took it to that level. Never, that's when. I remember my first watermelon experience. It was a ring pop and I was 3. It got a little play ground sand stuck to it but that never stopped me and it wouldn't stop you either, because if it's watermelon YOU SUCK THROUGH THE SAND.

My choice: Blueberry

5: Lemon? Okay Lemon. I can understand this to some extent. It's almost redundant. Lemon is already sour and now you are going to make it a warhead which raises the sour level to tongue peeling proportions. That's the beauty of it though. A lemon warhead is the Imperial Stout of the of the Warhead world. You don't just eat a lemon warhead, it's an experience. Lemon Warhead is a substance banned from baseball. Lemon Warhead's are edible experience points. When my father saw me eat my first lemon warhead he filed himself as a dependent on MY tax return; I was 8 years old. Lemon Warheads = Serious Business.




Power through the pain princess. You got this.

My Choice = Green Apple.

[Bellsprout]

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[Fresh Tendrils]

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[C the Lyte]

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Wow Pack, that was impressive!

Although, I strongly disagree with your assessment of green apple.

[BurghFan]

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I guess if the same thing happened to me my first concern would be all the crap I have on my phone....would probably call my provider immediately and see if they can lock it/wipe it...do something to it remotely so it doesn't work or give up info? Not sure if they can do that short of cancelling the number.

NEVER chase thugs. Ever. Your life isn't worth a phone.

Also, if you give chase like that, you become an agressor, in the eyes of the law. You lose any legal advantage of being the victim.

Yeah, there was a local story a few months ago about this guy who gave chase to some guy who had robbed a bank and tried to stop him from driving away. Unfortunately the robber had a gun and the would-be hero ended up getting shot to death. Unless I missed it, I don't think they've caught the robber/shooter yet either.

Anyone eat lemons by themselves ? I do it from time to time. Just sliced up a few at work and everyone I work with thinks I'm insane.. haha.

Apparently I did when I was little. My mom tells me that I guess when we were at restaurants and my aunts had lemon wedges in their iced tea or water they would give them to me and I would eat them or at least suck on them.

[slickdtc]

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That was a hell of a post VTP.

"THAT'S IMMERSIVE!" had me rollin'.