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  • CMH
    Making you famous
    • Oct 2002
    • 26203
    #1

    I HATE MAYONNAISE!

    Why does every place you can order a sandwich just assume you want mayonnaise on your sandwich?

    No matter how many times you tell them not to put any mayonnaise on it, they still slab some on.

    Why did this absolutely disgusting tasting paste become a staple of sandwiches that sandwich makers behave as robots automatically destroying the taste buds of every person that dislikes the chalk white blob of ruination by slobbering the fine bread with mayonnaise?!

    And sure some or most may love this additive (or damnation!) but I find it gross and it wrecks all sandwiches.

    I just want to sit down and enjoy my sandwich without the surprise that a million wraths could never plot themselves for fear they would face my banshee screams.

    I hate mayonnaise. Please stop assuming I want some on my sandwich.


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    • The GIGGAS
      Timbers - Jags - Hokies
      • Mar 2003
      • 28474
      #2
      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

      Agreed. Mayo is the Britta of condiments.
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        • bcruise
          Hall Of Fame
          • Mar 2004
          • 23274
          #3
          Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

          #TeamMiracleWhip reporting in.

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            • mtoo22
              Hail West Virginia
              • Dec 2005
              • 1077
              #4
              They both suck. Its lube for bread.

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                • MavsManiac4Life
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2011
                  • 1601
                  #5
                  Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                  I have never have been able to understand why people hate mayo so much. I mean I don't like getting slobs of it on my sandwiches/burgers, but I find one nice little coating of it on subs/chicken sandwiches/burgers to taste great.

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                    • Hassan Darkside
                      We Here
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 7561
                      #6
                      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                      I hate it too. I always have to tell places no mayo. Worst is when I tell them no mayo and I still get a sandwich or burger with mayo. Then I have to take my napkin and wipe the mayo off the bun. smh.

                      I also don't understand how people use it as a dipping sauce. I've seen folks dip their fries in it. Gross.
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                        • BattleBornLV
                          MVP
                          • Nov 2012
                          • 1719
                          #7
                          I can't stand mayo either. Everyone I know thinks it's the greatest thing ever and that I'm crazy for not liking it. I'm going to just walk into eating establishments with this bad boy on...
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                            • Cusefan
                              Earlwolfx on XBL
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 9820
                              #8
                              Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                              The only time mayo touches my sandwhich is if it is roast beef sandwich. I remember watching some eating show on Fox(big suprise there) were people were eating Mayo by the handful, i damn near vomitted.
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                                • Gotmadskillzson
                                  Live your life
                                  • Apr 2008
                                  • 23442
                                  #9
                                  Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                  I was called unamerican for not liking mayo......

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                                    • BattleBornLV
                                      MVP
                                      • Nov 2012
                                      • 1719
                                      #10
                                      This is the only mayonnaise I ever liked
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                                        • CMH
                                          Making you famous
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 26203
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                                          I was called unamerican for not liking mayo......
                                          Then be a proud one!


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                                          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                                            • bcruise
                                              Hall Of Fame
                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 23274
                                              #12
                                              Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                              Originally posted by Ruff Ryder
                                              I've seen folks dip their fries in it. Gross.
                                              Okay, now that sounds disgusting. That's the "it's all going to the same place anyway" mentality from someone probably eating a hamburger with it.

                                              But with ham, turkey, or chicken (in sandwich form) I do like the taste.

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                                                • justblaze09
                                                  Swaggy Poole
                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                  • 3523
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                                  Amen CMH, A-****ing-men.
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                                                    • Happy29
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                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 5501
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                                      I hate it too. The only condiment that should go on burgers or hot dogs is ketchup and maybe some A1 on the burger as well.
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                                                        • BattleBornLV
                                                          MVP
                                                          • Nov 2012
                                                          • 1719
                                                          #15
                                                          My wife always tells me I'm so difficult because I always say no mayo. She thinks its funny how it bugs me when they still put it on my food when I clearly said no mayo. I just don't get it its like I'm saving them a step in the prep process by asking for no mayo! So they should be thanking me lol.
                                                          Last edited by BattleBornLV; 01-03-2013, 10:42 PM.

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