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  • AUChase
    Hall Of Fame
    • Jul 2008
    • 19411
    #46
    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

    I just made a bologna and cheese sandwich on wheat with some mayo.

    Suck it!

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      • Burns11
        Greatness Has Arrived
        • Mar 2007
        • 7406
        #47
        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

        Mayo is the top selling condiment in the country, you people are weird.

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          • CMH
            Making you famous
            • Oct 2002
            • 26203
            #48
            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

            Originally posted by Burns11
            Mayo is the top selling condiment in the country, you people are weird.
            Ban yourself!
            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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              • Happy29
                All Star
                • Jan 2006
                • 5501
                #49
                Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                Dang I thought I had heard it before

                <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iz4gU6sVUv4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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                  • bigeastbumrush
                    My Momma's Son
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 19245
                    #50
                    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                    Originally posted by CMH
                    Why does every place you can order a sandwich just assume you want mayonnaise on your sandwich?

                    No matter how many times you tell them not to put any mayonnaise on it, they still slab some on.

                    Why did this absolutely disgusting tasting paste become a staple of sandwiches that sandwich makers behave as robots automatically destroying the taste buds of every person that dislikes the chalk white blob of ruination by slobbering the fine bread with mayonnaise?!

                    And sure some or most may love this additive (or damnation!) but I find it gross and it wrecks all sandwiches.

                    I just want to sit down and enjoy my sandwich without the surprise that a million wraths could never plot themselves for fear they would face my banshee screams.

                    I hate mayonnaise. Please stop assuming I want some on my sandwich.


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                    Seems like you've been traumatized from your youth. I wonder why.


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                      • dingleberryfinn
                        Banned
                        • May 2010
                        • 1736
                        #51
                        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                        Originally posted by Burns11
                        Mayo is the top selling condiment in the country, you people are weird.
                        It's salsa! George Costanza said so, lmao

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                          • DukeC
                            Banned
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 5751
                            #52
                            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                            Originally posted by bigeastbumrush
                            Seems like you've been traumatized from your youth. I wonder why.


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                              • BurghFan
                                #BurghProud
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 10051
                                #53
                                Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                Originally posted by CMH
                                Ban yourself!
                                Wait, Blue names can ban people now? 'Goes to ban Yankees and Patriots fans"

                                Also . . .

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                                  • OSUFan_88
                                    Outback Jesus
                                    • Jul 2004
                                    • 25642
                                    #54
                                    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                    WAIT A *** **** MINUTE!

                                    I just went to look in my fridge for something to drink...and I saw a jar of Hellmann's next to me.

                                    Which one of you bastards broke in and planted this in my fridge?
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                                    Urban Meyer is lol.

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                                      • jvalverde88
                                        Moderator
                                        • Jun 2008
                                        • 11787
                                        #55
                                        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                        Originally posted by jeremym480
                                        I like to dip my fries/tots in a mixture that consist of approximately 85% ketchup and 15% mayo.

                                        Also you guys would really dislike some of my favorite sandwiches. Banana with mayo and pineapple with mayo. Those are some of the all time greats!

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                                        Originally posted by AUChase
                                        I like mayo and I'll leave it at that.
                                        So does that make us pro-mayo people the Confederacy? We might have a OS Civil War.
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                                          • CMH
                                            Making you famous
                                            • Oct 2002
                                            • 26203
                                            #56
                                            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                            Originally posted by Happy29
                                            Dang I thought I had heard it before

                                            <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iz4gU6sVUv4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                                            I have never seen this movie, but now I want to watch it. That was me about 30 minutes before making this thread. Well, with less furniture being thrown and just as much yelling.
                                            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                                              • jvalverde88
                                                Moderator
                                                • Jun 2008
                                                • 11787
                                                #57
                                                Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                                Originally posted by OSUFan_88
                                                WAIT A *** **** MINUTE!

                                                I just went to look in my fridge for something to drink...and I saw a jar of Hellmann's next to me.

                                                Which one of you bastards broke in and planted this in my fridge?
                                                Mets/Giants/Knicks/Rangers/Manchester United/Notre Dame Football

                                                Never let fear determine who you are. Never let where you came from determine where you are going.

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                                                  • BattleBornLV
                                                    MVP
                                                    • Nov 2012
                                                    • 1719
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by DukeC
                                                    They do that same **** at McDonald's when I order my gotdamn HotNSpicy.

                                                    Like, bitch, I ordered a PLAIN HotNSpicy. What part of PLAIN do you not understand?

                                                    Then MY OWN family members have the nerve to tell me I'm picky when they get my order wrong?

                                                    What kind of....

                                                    How picky is it to ask for the damn sandwhich with nothing on it? I don't...I don't understand
                                                    Lol yes I'm not the only angry one when they can't get my order right!

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                                                      • snepp
                                                        We'll waste him too.
                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                        • 10007
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                                        I like mayo, but only in a very, very thin layer. It never gets used that way in restaurants though, regardless of how explicit the instructions are, it always gets slathered on in disgusting quantities, so I usually just go without.
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                                                          • NYJets
                                                            Hall Of Fame
                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                            • 18637
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                                                            It's ****ing disgusting. Good thread.
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