I personally love mayo, but I can side with you anti-mayo people in being angry that places would place mayo on your sandwiches without asking. Mayo is boss with honey mustard added to it though.
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I personally love mayo, but I can side with you anti-mayo people in being angry that places would place mayo on your sandwiches without asking. Mayo is boss with honey mustard added to it though.NFL: Green Bay Packers
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Fried egg, fried bologna, BLT, tuna/chicken salad are all awesome with mayo. However, let's not forget the all time classic, that you can only have 5-6 months out of the year, the fresh garden tomato, cheese and mayo on white bread with a fresh cucumber on the side. So simple, yet so amazing. Mmm mmm mmm my tummy is rumbling just thinking about such a delicious treat.
Also I lived in Alabama for 25 years and never once saw anyone put mayo on ribs or pizza. Ranch on pizza, I see that a lot and do it myself on occasions, but only on pepperoni pizza
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There are two types of mayo topping: all of it, or none of it.
So I don't really dislike mayo. I'm not gonna buy it or put it on my sandwich. But if it's part of the sandwich, whatever. The problem lies in the fact you get the globs of it on your sandwich, spilling out the sides and back, all over you.
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I will say that mayo-drenched "salads" such as tuna, chicken, potato, etc. are all gross. Too much mayo is definitely not good.Comment
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I'll join the mayo haters, but would at least be willing to try Fancy Sauce.
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Why does every place you can order a sandwich just assume you want mayonnaise on your sandwich?
No matter how many times you tell them not to put any mayonnaise on it, they still slab some on.
Why did this absolutely disgusting tasting paste become a staple of sandwiches that sandwich makers behave as robots automatically destroying the taste buds of every person that dislikes the chalk white blob of ruination by slobbering the fine bread with mayonnaise?!
And sure some or most may love this additive (or damnation!) but I find it gross and it wrecks all sandwiches.
I just want to sit down and enjoy my sandwich without the surprise that a million wraths could never plot themselves for fear they would face my banshee screams.
I hate mayonnaise. Please stop assuming I want some on my sandwich.
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Never have I wanted to fight somebody in all my life. How dare you talk about mayo like that.
Not only is it delicious, you can do these fine and wonderful things with it:
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<li class="step ">1Make a soothing facial with a handful of mayonnaise. Spread a thin layer over the face, avoiding the eye area, and leave on for 20 minutes. Rinse with cool water and pat dry.
<li class="step ">2Strengthen fingernails with a weekly mayo
bath. Soak nails in mayonnaise for five minutes, then wash hands in warm water.
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Exfoliate with mayo. Run mayonnaise over rough, dry skin
on elbows, knees and feet. Leave on for ten minutes then buff off with a wet washcloth. Follow with a good moisturizer.
<li class="step ">4Eliminate crayon marks from wood furniture. Rub a little mayonnaise on the crayon mark and let it soak in for five to ten minutes, then wipe it away with a damp cloth.
<li class="step ">5Buff dull piano keys. Apply a little mayo to yellowing ivories, wait five minutes and wipe clean. Buff with a soft cloth to reveal like-new keys.
<li class="step ">6Cut road tar and pine sap on the car. Coat the sticky stuff with mayonnaise, wait several minutes and then wipe it off with a soft cloth.
<li class="step ">7Soothe sunburn pain and moisturize skin. Slather the sunburned area with a generous layer of cooling mayonnaise.
So, in conclusion...
**** you.EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALLComment
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LOL, great thread.
I like mayo in moderation, I like it on home made burgers but not from restaurants for some reason. I do like it on sandwiches....love me some tuna sandwiches w/sea salt and vinegar kettle chips on the side.
Also...been living in TN since 2003. NEVER seen anyone even APPROACH ribs (or any BBQ) or pizza with mayo. BBQ sauce only on BBQ meats.
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Because all I want in life is to eat soothing sunburn lotion that can clean the dust off pianos and correct my outside the line crayon mistakes while having the best looking face known to man.Never have I wanted to fight somebody in all my life. How dare you talk about mayo like that.
Not only is it delicious, you can do these fine and wonderful things with it:
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<li class="step ">1Make a soothing facial with a handful of mayonnaise. Spread a thin layer over the face, avoiding the eye area, and leave on for 20 minutes. Rinse with cool water and pat dry.
<li class="step ">2Strengthen fingernails with a weekly mayo
bath. Soak nails in mayonnaise for five minutes, then wash hands in warm water.
3
Exfoliate with mayo. Run mayonnaise over rough, dry skin
on elbows, knees and feet. Leave on for ten minutes then buff off with a wet washcloth. Follow with a good moisturizer.
<li class="step ">4Eliminate crayon marks from wood furniture. Rub a little mayonnaise on the crayon mark and let it soak in for five to ten minutes, then wipe it away with a damp cloth.
<li class="step ">5Buff dull piano keys. Apply a little mayo to yellowing ivories, wait five minutes and wipe clean. Buff with a soft cloth to reveal like-new keys.
<li class="step ">6Cut road tar and pine sap on the car. Coat the sticky stuff with mayonnaise, wait several minutes and then wipe it off with a soft cloth.
<li class="step ">7Soothe sunburn pain and moisturize skin. Slather the sunburned area with a generous layer of cooling mayonnaise.
So, in conclusion...
**** you.
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Sometimes, I'll make toast, add mayo and pepper to the toast, and make a mayonaise sandwich.
And sometimes, for ****s and giggles, I top off my Neopolitan ice cream with a table spoon of Dukes mayo.
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If you haven't eaten Campfire sauce (BBQ, Mayo, Chipotle Powder), you haven't lived.
Turkey Sausage, mayo and mustard is also a solid combo.
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You people and YOUR Mayonnaise SMH. What kind of American are you????
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All you pro mayo people coming out the woodwork needs to be shown the door. To never to return.HELLO BROOKYLN.
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Mayonnaise is nasty.
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