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  • Dirty Turtles
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    • Feb 2010
    • 1721

    #91
    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

    I personally love mayo, but I can side with you anti-mayo people in being angry that places would place mayo on your sandwiches without asking. Mayo is boss with honey mustard added to it though.
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    • jeremym480
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      • Oct 2008
      • 18198

      #92
      Originally posted by SidVish
      I absolutely love mayo. A sandwich is not complete without it especially a fried egg sandwich.
      Fried egg, fried bologna, BLT, tuna/chicken salad are all awesome with mayo. However, let's not forget the all time classic, that you can only have 5-6 months out of the year, the fresh garden tomato, cheese and mayo on white bread with a fresh cucumber on the side. So simple, yet so amazing. Mmm mmm mmm my tummy is rumbling just thinking about such a delicious treat.

      Also I lived in Alabama for 25 years and never once saw anyone put mayo on ribs or pizza. Ranch on pizza, I see that a lot and do it myself on occasions, but only on pepperoni pizza

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      • slickdtc
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        • Aug 2004
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        #93
        There are two types of mayo topping: all of it, or none of it.

        So I don't really dislike mayo. I'm not gonna buy it or put it on my sandwich. But if it's part of the sandwich, whatever. The problem lies in the fact you get the globs of it on your sandwich, spilling out the sides and back, all over you.

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        • ImTellinTim
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          • Sep 2006
          • 33028

          #94
          Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

          I will say that mayo-drenched "salads" such as tuna, chicken, potato, etc. are all gross. Too much mayo is definitely not good.

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          • rspencer86
            MIB Crew
            • Sep 2004
            • 8807

            #95
            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

            I'll join the mayo haters, but would at least be willing to try Fancy Sauce.

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            • C the Lyte
              Left side, strong side
              • May 2009
              • 2253

              #96
              Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

              Originally posted by CMH
              Why does every place you can order a sandwich just assume you want mayonnaise on your sandwich?

              No matter how many times you tell them not to put any mayonnaise on it, they still slab some on.

              Why did this absolutely disgusting tasting paste become a staple of sandwiches that sandwich makers behave as robots automatically destroying the taste buds of every person that dislikes the chalk white blob of ruination by slobbering the fine bread with mayonnaise?!

              And sure some or most may love this additive (or damnation!) but I find it gross and it wrecks all sandwiches.

              I just want to sit down and enjoy my sandwich without the surprise that a million wraths could never plot themselves for fear they would face my banshee screams.

              I hate mayonnaise. Please stop assuming I want some on my sandwich.


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              Never have I wanted to fight somebody in all my life. How dare you talk about mayo like that.

              Not only is it delicious, you can do these fine and wonderful things with it:

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              So, in conclusion...




              **** you.
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              • 24
                Forever A Legend
                • Sep 2008
                • 2809

                #97
                Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                My Reaction to Mayo

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                • Lieutenant Dan
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                  • Sep 2007
                  • 5679

                  #98
                  Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                  LOL, great thread.

                  I like mayo in moderation, I like it on home made burgers but not from restaurants for some reason. I do like it on sandwiches....love me some tuna sandwiches w/sea salt and vinegar kettle chips on the side.

                  Also...been living in TN since 2003. NEVER seen anyone even APPROACH ribs (or any BBQ) or pizza with mayo. BBQ sauce only on BBQ meats.

                  Miracle Whip, lima beans, sweet potatoes, okra all make me gag.
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                  • CMH
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                    • Oct 2002
                    • 26203

                    #99
                    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                    Originally posted by C the Lyte
                    Never have I wanted to fight somebody in all my life. How dare you talk about mayo like that.

                    Not only is it delicious, you can do these fine and wonderful things with it:

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                    So, in conclusion...




                    **** you.
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                    • C the Lyte
                      Left side, strong side
                      • May 2009
                      • 2253

                      #100
                      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                      Sometimes, I'll make toast, add mayo and pepper to the toast, and make a mayonaise sandwich.

                      And sometimes, for ****s and giggles, I top off my Neopolitan ice cream with a table spoon of Dukes mayo.

                      That's ryte, Dukes, as in, Duke, as in, # 1 in the country.

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                      • JODYE
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                        • May 2012
                        • 4834

                        #101
                        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                        I LOVE mayonnaise. #TeamHellmans

                        If you haven't eaten Campfire sauce (BBQ, Mayo, Chipotle Powder), you haven't lived.

                        Turkey Sausage, mayo and mustard is also a solid combo.

                        I could go on and on. That said, I get the same kind of pissed when other crap comes on my burger I didn't want, that wasn't said to be included. I.e Onions, Lettuce.
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                        • jeremym480
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                          • Oct 2008
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                          #102
                          I don't think I can be a part of this site anymore.


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                          • ProfessaPackMan
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                            • Mar 2008
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                            #103
                            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                            You people and YOUR Mayonnaise SMH. What kind of American are you????

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                            • LionsFanNJ
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                              • Apr 2006
                              • 9464

                              #104
                              Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                              All you pro mayo people coming out the woodwork needs to be shown the door. To never to return.
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                              • dickey1331
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                                • Sep 2009
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                                #105
                                Mayonnaise is nasty.


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