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  • ubernoob
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    • Jul 2004
    • 15522

    #346
    Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

    Originally posted by AUChase
    Yeah, If you use a gallon of ketchup.
    Any condiment.

    Properly seasoned and cooked food without condiments > any food with condiments.
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    • Redacted01
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2007
      • 10316

      #347
      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

      Originally posted by ubernoob
      Any condiment.

      Properly seasoned and cooked food without condiments > any food with condiments.
      this only applies to steak. Eating chicken tenders without honey mustard is just flat out wrong.

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      • AUChase
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2008
        • 19411

        #348
        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

        Originally posted by ubernoob
        Any condiment.

        Properly seasoned and cooked food without condiments > any food with condiments.
        I find this particularly true with steaks, but I always like to put at least a little bit of ketchup on my burger.

        I grilled some burgers with cheddar cheese and bacon mixed in the with ground chuck a few days ago. They were delicious in their own right, but a little ketchup went well with an all ready juicy burger. It wasn't coming close to overwhelming the taste of the actual burger.

        I imagine Watson probably used a bottle of ketchup on his dry *** hamburgers, though

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        • Chef Matt
          True.
          • Apr 2008
          • 7832

          #349
          Originally posted by ubernoob
          Condiments are only there to mask the taste of poorly cooked food.
          The funny thing is is that there is some truth to this.

          Culinary history; sauces were created to help hide the taste of tainted or rotten food. Condiments are considered sauces bottled for convenience. Chefs today now use condiments as starters for many classic sauces.

          /lesson
          Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
          The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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          • kingkilla56
            Hall Of Fame
            • Jun 2009
            • 19395

            #350
            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

            Originally posted by ubernoob
            Condiments are only there to mask the taste of poorly cooked food.
            I need ketchup on my eggs man. It is just the way things are.

            But I admit sometimes food is so dry or boring that you just need something to save the damn thing. Thus sugar filled ketchup does the trick most of the time.

            I have recently given up condiments as part of my diet changes though. But when I make plane jane eggs on the go, ketchup does resurface!
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            • slickdtc
              Grayscale
              • Aug 2004
              • 17125

              #351
              That's the one thing I always use ketchup on. Eggs. Salt & pepper (mostly pepper), maybe Tabasco if I'm feeling it that day, but always dipped in ketchup. Salsa is super good mixed with eggs too, in that case no ketchup necessary.

              Otherwise, I like stuff the way it is. I did eat a hot dog recently with sweet relish which I haven't had in a long time and wanted to see if my taste buds liked it because as I recall I didn't before. It was good though.
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              • CMH
                Making you famous
                • Oct 2002
                • 26203

                #352
                I'm gonna start the no condiment diet plan.

                First rule: don't eat mayonnaise.


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                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

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                • Redacted01
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 10316

                  #353
                  Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                  Originally posted by CMH
                  I'm gonna start the no condiment diet plan.

                  First rule: don't eat mayonnaise.


                  Sent from my mobile device.
                  You at least eat Miracle Whip, right?

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                  • ubernoob
                    ****
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 15522

                    #354
                    Originally posted by CMH
                    I'm gonna start the no condiment diet plan.

                    First rule: don't eat mayonnaise.


                    Sent from my mobile device.
                    I've been on this my whole life, and I love it.

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                    • Phobia
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 11623

                      #355
                      Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                      Mayo I have recently moved away the last several months.

                      Ketchup, I rarely use. Not on burgers, sandwiches, hotdogs, hell not even on fries. About the only thing I use ketchup on is eggs.

                      Mustard, I use this on pretty much on anything with bread and meat. So hamburgers, sandwiches, hotdogs, subs, etc all feature mustard.

                      Horseradish, I use this on certain sandwiches like Roastbeef.

                      Ranch, I use this on a bunch of different things. French fries, pizza, etc. I love me some ranch, just try and limit how much I eat cause its fat content.

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                      • VTPack919
                        We Go Again
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 9708

                        #356
                        Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                        Hot sauce on fried eggs is heavenly.
                        YNWA

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                        • AussieChiefsFan
                          MVP
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 1393

                          #357
                          Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                          I could not agree more, there's few things that annoy me more than getting a burger or sandwich, only to have it drenched in mayo. I've just gotten into the habit of asking for no may on burgers, even if it doesn't mention mayo on the menu.
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                          • AUChase
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 19411

                            #358
                            Re: I HATE MAYONNAISE!

                            I don't want to live in a world without condiments.

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                            • CMH
                              Making you famous
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 26203

                              #359
                              Originally posted by ubernoob
                              I've been on this my whole life, and I love it.

                              Welcome.
                              Oh I meant like write a book. A diet book. Sell it to people. Make it the new craze.


                              Sent from my mobile device.
                              "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                              "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                              • CMH
                                Making you famous
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 26203

                                #360
                                Originally posted by dochalladay32
                                You at least eat Miracle Whip, right?
                                No.

                                Originally posted by AussieChiefsFan
                                I could not agree more, there's few things that annoy me more than getting a burger or sandwich, only to have it drenched in mayo. I've just gotten into the habit of asking for no may on burgers, even if it doesn't mention mayo on the menu.
                                But we shouldn't have to. That's the thing. If it doesn't mention mayo then I should not worry about mayo.

                                Why is it automatic to put mayo?

                                I don't dump beans on your order of rice just because.


                                Sent from my mobile device.
                                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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