Worst Breakup Stories

[seasprite]

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I'll post one of mine from the opposite end of the spectrum.

Met a chick through a co-worker. After a couple weeks, I stay the nyte @ her house.

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After some drinks, as soon as we go to bed, and I start to commence, she informs me, "I've been with over 50 guys. You better come correct." WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need I mention this would've been my first? Would've being key word. That's alot of pressure! Not to mention nasty. And I performed a previous 'act' before hand. I was done. Disgusted.

Left her house @ 4 in the morning so I could make it to work on time. 7:30 she sends a text msg, and I'll never forget what it said:

"Sry cupcake(wtf, cupcake?), but this aint gonna work. good bye."

Now, I never had any real feelings for her, but talk about a self-esteem crusher. That scarred me for a little while.

A few weeks later, I heard she had an STD. So here we go to get tested. All negative though.

Im not seeing the problem here other than the STD stuff

[TMagic]

Lmao @ "You better come correct!"

50 dudes though? That is some nasty a** s***!

[TheMatrix31]

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I gave her the "it's not you, it's me."


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I'll post one of mine from the opposite end of the spectrum.

Met a chick through a co-worker. After a couple weeks, I stay the nyte @ her house.

Spoiler

After some drinks, as soon as we go to bed, and I start to commence, she informs me, "I've been with over 50 guys. You better come correct." WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Need I mention this would've been my first? Would've being key word. That's alot of pressure! Not to mention nasty. And I performed a previous 'act' before hand. I was done. Disgusted.

Left her house @ 4 in the morning so I could make it to work on time. 7:30 she sends a text msg, and I'll never forget what it said:

"Sry cupcake(wtf, cupcake?), but this aint gonna work. good bye."

Now, I never had any real feelings for her, but talk about a self-esteem crusher. That scarred me for a little while.

A few weeks later, I heard she had an STD. So here we go to get tested. All negative though.

Woah...after she hit me with the 50 guy line my soldier would have went...

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[AUChase]

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I've never had a real bad breakup. Most have been mutual.

The worst thing I've ever done is just completely quit talking to a girl and ignoring her at school, after dating for close to 9 months.

I was too much of a wuss to just tell her I wasn't interested. She got a little crazy on me towards the end and I was tired of it. I just didn't know how to tell her. Then she started talking **** about me to a lot of girls at school and I had to start dating more girls that went to other local schools.

You live and you learn.

[Candyman5]

This isn't me since I haven't been in a relationship before but my friend was dating this one girl when we first got out of school.

Well I go visit him in the mall just to hang and he tell me how he broke up with her because he could tell she was crazy and to his surprise she took it very well even to the point to where they continued to chat before she left. Well I end up leaving the mall and low and behold I see a girl farther in the parking lot that looks to be on top of a car. I think nothing of it and walk to my car that's parked a couple feet across from the girl. I start my car and then notice that the vehicle she is on top of is my friends brand new car. And she was armed with a baseball bat beating the hell out of it. Both head lights, tail lights, all the windows and back window was completely smashed with dents everywhere. I then call my friend up and let him know to which he tells me that it's his Ex and proceeds to call the cops. I'm like are you going to stop her and he tells me that he doesn't want to spook her before the cops show up and doesn't want to take a chance of either getting hit with the bat or hurting her in the process of stopping her then getting in trouble. (another BS topic)

I'm thinking this is going to get good so I sit there and wait for the cops. Well they show up about 5 minutes later while she is still beating the hell out of his car. They tell her to stop and she just ignores them. They then try to pull her off the car in which she turns towards then with the bat raised cussing them out. Bad mood because one of the cops tazed her in which she collapse there twitching and drooling. I no it probably make me a bad person but I just started to die laughing right in the car. By the end though his car was completely messed up. Mirrors were busted, dents galore, with the busted windows and stuff mentioned above.

She got charged with destruction of property, threatening a officer and had to pay for damages to my friends car.

[dingleberryfinn]

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one of the cops tazed her in which she collapse there twitching and drooling.

This had me ROFL

I no it probably make me a bad person but I just started to die laughing right in the car.

You may, or may not, be a bad person, but it ain't for this reason

[Bmore Irish]

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haha yea, that's great. what a crazy bitch.

you're not a bad person for that, but to elaborate on my story earlier, i can assure you the things i got my ex to do after i let her in make me a bad person hahaha

[kingkilla56]

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I was with a super sensitive girl in college who couldnt handle any type of joke. So I said some random joke I dont even remember right before she left the crib one night. Me and my roommate went to a friend house and my phone gets blown up with so much bull**** "I just dont understand..." "I cant handle" " *awkward childhood memory*" Im reading this **** thinking I was about to blow up on this girl. Me being from NYC and being a dude I just had tough skin and joked on friends all the time in a friendly matter, which I made clear well before getting involved with this girl. But no little miss Utah and her hypersensitivity just unloaded all her inner demons on my *** stemming from a joke I didnt even remember. Anyway, instead of going off because she had done this before, I just told her straight up that from this point on Im gonna ignore the **** out of her and deadpan every interaction we ever have for the rest of our lives (I said that for effect as we briefly spoke years later). But man that chick was a loony bin.

From then on I learned I cant deal a girl who lacks any kind of thick skin and humor. This girl was tissue paper.

One of my roommates was so bad at breaking up with this one girl that she would come over and chill with us in the living room while he either hid in his room or snuck out of the apartment altogether. We thought it was hilarious and sad. It went on for a whole semester. Im pretty sure we broke up with her for him.

[jeremym480]

Where's the Beantown at?

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I let her listen to Boyz II Men's "Water Runs Dry" in the car...and told her that the song pretty much summed up how I felt...

Did the same with Donnell Jones "Where I Want To Be"

I was such a douche when I was younger...

Reminds me of a buddy...

Told his girl that he had a song that expressed his feelings toward her...

It was Drowning Pool - Let the Bodies Hit the Floor

He then looked at her and said, "I hope that was clear to you."

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i had been on and off with this girl a couple times but not serious or even really dating. then we start for real and are dating and truly in love for nearly 4 years. towards the end it went down hill, and i tried to break up with her multiple times, and every time she would start sobbing, go into the bathroom and dry heave, tell me she couldn't live without me, even saying she'd rather kill herself once. but i'll never forget the one time, i said we were done, and wouldn't answer the door at my house or take her calls. my room is in the basement, and all the sudden i hear a tapping on my window. it's her. the thing is, my bedroom window is under the deck in our backyard, which you literally have to get on all fours and crawl under to get to.

anyway, never was able to really do it. i loved her, so seeing her like that just melted me. i couldn't do it to her. of course we eventually broke up in a more mutual way after things just couldn't go on. it had gotten bad. guess i'm just a softy when it comes to that sorta thing. no regrets, though.

That's some creepy **** but I did LOL.

[BenGerman]

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My first girlfriend ever. I asked her out at around midnight on a Sunday night, give or take. I wake up Monday morning, head to school. She passes me a note in the hallway, and some kid I stupidly considered a friend -- his name was Paul-Michael -- at the time took it and when we finally got to our class, he read it out loud to everyone. The message was (paraphrasing a little bit):

".... This isn't going to work out and I know I should have told you, but I like Paul-Michael."

Sincerely
Ashley."

Of course, I was in high-school at the time, so it doesn't seem like a big deal now. But it was mortifying as hell when it happened.

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My first girlfriend ever. I asked her out at around midnight on a Sunday night, give or take. I wake up Monday morning, head to school. She passes me a note in the hallway, and some kid I stupidly considered a friend -- his name was Paul-Michael -- at the time took it and when we finally got to our class, he read it out loud to everyone. The message was (paraphrasing a little bit):

".... This isn't going to work out and I know I should have told you, but I like Paul-Michael."

Sincerely
Ashley."

Of course, I was in high-school at the time, so it doesn't seem like a big deal now. But it was mortifying as hell when it happened.

Damn, that's high school?

Sounds like junior high school type stuff.

That's rough, lol.

[BenGerman]

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Damn, that's high school?

Sounds like junior high school type stuff.

That's rough, lol.

Yep, 9th grade. It was probably/definitely the most embarrassed I've ever been.