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  • TheMatrix31
    RF
    • Jul 2002
    • 52905

    #1

    Worst Breakup Stories

    Keep it clean, fellas.
  • baumy300
    Most Valuable Pepe
    • May 2005
    • 3998

    #2
    Re: Worst Breakup Stories

    Just to piss her off, I once told a girl our relationship couldn't be more over if she was singing...
    I post the frog
    It makes me happy
    People get upset
    It makes me sad
    I post the frog

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    • dingleberryfinn
      Banned
      • May 2010
      • 1736

      #3
      Re: Worst Breakup Stories

      Broke up with this one woman I loved more than any other
      but at least it was a clean & relatively easy break.
      The problem was the one I rebounded with.
      After I accidentally called the 2nd one the 1st one's name durin'
      the throes of passion multiple times (at least 5 time IIRC)
      she had enough, dumped me, burned a lot of my ball cards, broke about 50
      cd's, but strangely enough she never touched my truck.
      I don't miss her one bit.

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      • Husker_OS
        Champs
        • Jun 2003
        • 21459

        #4
        Re: Worst Breakup Stories

        Broke up with one girl because I was moving to Tennessee. 2 months later I convince her to fly to Nashville. I picked her up and drove back to Knoxville with her and we "hung out" for the entire weekend. Then she flew back to Southlake, TX that Sunday. All on her parents dime.

        Broke up with a girl one time in high school and had a relapse with her in college. We dated for about 2 months in college and after 2 months I was tired of her. It was the Thursday before the '07 Bama/Ole Miss game in Oxford and a big group of us were going to Oxford for the weekend. So I invite her over to the apartment before she goes to the hospital(she was an ER nurse). We do the deed then are just hanging out waiting for my friends to get ready to head to Oxford. So we pack up the Jeep and as we're heading out she's leaving for her shift. I tell her as I'm leaving her car that we should see other people and I'm starting in Oxford. She was both angry and crying at the same time. I'd already broken up with her in a pretty rough way in high school too so she pretty much wants me dead.
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        • mgoblue
          Go Wings!
          • Jul 2002
          • 25477

          #5
          Re: Worst Breakup Stories

          Originally posted by Husker_OS
          Broke up with one girl because I was moving to Tennessee. 2 months later I convince her to fly to Nashville. I picked her up and drove back to Knoxville with her and we "hung out" for the entire weekend. Then she flew back to Southlake, TX that Sunday. All on her parents dime.

          Broke up with a girl one time in high school and had a relapse with her in college. We dated for about 2 months in college and after 2 months I was tired of her. It was the Thursday before the '07 Bama/Ole Miss game in Oxford and a big group of us were going to Oxford for the weekend. So I invite her over to the apartment before she goes to the hospital(she was an ER nurse). We do the deed then are just hanging out waiting for my friends to get ready to head to Oxford. So we pack up the Jeep and as we're heading out she's leaving for her shift. I tell her as I'm leaving her car that we should see other people and I'm starting in Oxford. She was both angry and crying at the same time. I'd already broken up with her in a pretty rough way in high school too so she pretty much wants me dead.
          Wow, that was pretty harsh man! Ice cold lol
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          • cavsfan2
            MVP
            • Aug 2010
            • 3902

            #6
            Re: Worst Breakup Stories

            Originally posted by Husker_OS
            Broke up with one girl because I was moving to Tennessee. 2 months later I convince her to fly to Nashville. I picked her up and drove back to Knoxville with her and we "hung out" for the entire weekend. Then she flew back to Southlake, TX that Sunday. All on her parents dime.

            Broke up with a girl one time in high school and had a relapse with her in college. We dated for about 2 months in college and after 2 months I was tired of her. It was the Thursday before the '07 Bama/Ole Miss game in Oxford and a big group of us were going to Oxford for the weekend. So I invite her over to the apartment before she goes to the hospital(she was an ER nurse). We do the deed then are just hanging out waiting for my friends to get ready to head to Oxford. So we pack up the Jeep and as we're heading out she's leaving for her shift. I tell her as I'm leaving her car that we should see other people and I'm starting in Oxford. She was both angry and crying at the same time. I'd already broken up with her in a pretty rough way in high school too so she pretty much wants me dead.
            Second story reminds me of the episode of HIMYM where Ted tried to get back together with a girl after breaking up with her on her birthday, gets back together with her, and then dumps her on her birthday again lmao.

            Anyway, I haven't had any messy breakups, but my friend broke up with this girl and she sent three guys after him to beat him up, which they did.

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            • UATide
              Pro
              • Jun 2008
              • 952

              #7
              I gave her the "it's not you, it's me."


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              • dingleberryfinn
                Banned
                • May 2010
                • 1736

                #8
                Re: Worst Breakup Stories

                Originally posted by UATide
                I gave her the "it's not you, it's me."


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                I've used a variation on this.
                "It's not me, it's you."

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                • Chaos81
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 17150

                  #9
                  Re: Worst Breakup Stories

                  Originally posted by UATide
                  I gave her the "it's not you, it's me."
                  I tried this once. And she goes, "you're right, it is you, which is why I'm breaking up with you." It was a bit awkward.

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                  • The 24th Letter
                    ERA
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 39373

                    #10
                    I let her listen to Boyz II Men's "Water Runs Dry" in the car...and told her that the song pretty much summed up how I felt...

                    Did the same with Donnell Jones "Where I Want To Be"

                    I was such a douche when I was younger...

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                    • BDKiiing
                      Best in the World
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 9334

                      #11
                      Re: Worst Breakup Stories

                      Originally posted by dingleberryfinn
                      burned a lot of my ball cards
                      I'll tell ya right now, if a girl were to ever do that to me. I can't even post what would happen without getting banned.
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                      • Bmore Irish
                        The Future
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 3461

                        #12
                        Re: Worst Breakup Stories

                        i had been on and off with this girl a couple times but not serious or even really dating. then we start for real and are dating and truly in love for nearly 4 years. towards the end it went down hill, and i tried to break up with her multiple times, and every time she would start sobbing, go into the bathroom and dry heave, tell me she couldn't live without me, even saying she'd rather kill herself once. but i'll never forget the one time, i said we were done, and wouldn't answer the door at my house or take her calls. my room is in the basement, and all the sudden i hear a tapping on my window. it's her. the thing is, my bedroom window is under the deck in our backyard, which you literally have to get on all fours and crawl under to get to.

                        anyway, never was able to really do it. i loved her, so seeing her like that just melted me. i couldn't do it to her. of course we eventually broke up in a more mutual way after things just couldn't go on. it had gotten bad. guess i'm just a softy when it comes to that sorta thing. no regrets, though.

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                        • VDusen04
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Aug 2003
                          • 13025

                          #13
                          Re: Worst Breakup Stories

                          Not too crazy, but to connect things back to the "Cheating" thread that I'm guessing this one is an off-shoot of, in 2002 I did develop feelings for someone else while I had a girlfriend so, as folks in the other thread suggested, I broke things off with the girlfriend (things weren't going super great with the gf as it was).

                          Anyhow, I came back into town to break the news (I was working across the state for the summer). My girlfriend took it surprisingly better than I thought she would. But she did ask to see a picture of the other girl and for some reason, I obliged. Then somewhere along the lines, that picture went missing.

                          Around six years later, the girl I broke up with and I reconnected just after college and after hanging out a few times, I was over at her apartment and stumbled across that picture of the "other girl". My ex- had covertly stolen the picture I showed here and it somehow made its way through multiple moves over six years. So that was kind of weird...
                          Last edited by VDusen04; 04-10-2013, 11:16 PM.

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                          • seasprite
                            Phenom
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 8984

                            #14
                            I just try and keep it simple.......


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                            • C the Lyte
                              Left side, strong side
                              • May 2009
                              • 2253

                              #15
                              Re: Worst Breakup Stories

                              I'll post one of mine from the opposite end of the spectrum.

                              Met a chick through a co-worker. After a couple weeks, I stay the nyte @ her house.

                              Spoiler


                              Left her house @ 4 in the morning so I could make it to work on time. 7:30 she sends a text msg, and I'll never forget what it said:

                              "Sry cupcake(wtf, cupcake?), but this aint gonna work. good bye."

                              Now, I never had any real feelings for her, but talk about a self-esteem crusher. That scarred me for a little while.

                              A few weeks later, I heard she had an STD. So here we go to get tested. All negative though.
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