I will come clean, I just need advice again.

[cardsfan2222]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

That sure is rough..........



You mean that is the only lie you can create on the fly. Because if somebody truly went through some rough abusive type of stuff, burnt food and being called worthless wouldn't even crack the top 100.


Aren't you the same dude that made that I ran over my car battery thread ? Why yes you are:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-question.html

So your GF get thousands spent on her but she can't buy you a $60 car battery ?


So let me get this straight........

1. You went from being in your 40s, to early 20s, to 18.

2. Went from married, to engaged, to just having a GF.

3. Went from you and your GF living in the same house together with a garage, drive way and all that, to you two don't even live together and she lives with her grandma.

4. What happened to your adopted son ? Aliens ?

5. What happened to your dog ? Aliens ?

6. What happened to your neighbor ? Aliens ?

7. Your GF Grandma has millions but don't own a maid ?

You need some serious help. Your brain isn't wired correctly. Sounds like every tv show and movie you see, you think that is your life.

He also posted a blog on his arena a couple of years ago, claiming to have a daughter named Jane:

Frozen Snow?
Posted on January 31, 2010 at 11:02 PM.(5) Comments
So on Friday the snow started pooring like crazy around 10 P.M. It was prob the most snow I've ever seen personally. My girlfriend and I had a snow ball fight while my baby girl (Jane) was swimming in the snow. I decided that we would build a snowman the next morning. Those plans died fast since when i woke up in the morning the snow was frozen. When i stepped out the front porch, i went "Crack, Crack" and fall right into the snow. I was stuned, I had never seen this stuff before. I was a little upset cause i couldn't make a snowman but that doesn't matter. I'm not even sure if i can get to work 2mawrow becuase of how much ice there is on the road.

[AUChase]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

We need to bring the dog in for questioning.

That's really the only way we will get an honest answer.

[The JareBear]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I think he gets a kick out of the responses. It's like he's in on the joke.

[jeremym480]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Hello OS. I guess this morning I just want to come clean about all the stories. Every story that I turned into a thread, did actually happen to me, just sometimes I used a different point of view.

So was this you and Tori?

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...other-out.html

More classic Evan can be found here:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...rowing-up.html

Was Mr.Ellis your teacher at the time you posted this or was he like your second grade teacher or something?

On another note, I think this would be an awesome question to ask your wife/girlfriend Tori:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...t-3-times.html

[BurghFan]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Moral of the story, don't try to be someone you are not because you will ultimately get caught by your own web of lies. Evan, I'm sorry but you've lost all credibility here. No one is going to take you seriously when you ask for advice for some situation because they'll have serious doubts about your sincerity. My best advice to you if you want to remain a member of the OS community would be to PM Millennium and see if you deactivate your account and make a new one for a fresh start (and be sure it isn't obvious who you once were and don't let anyone know who you once were) and just be yourself.

He also posted a blog on his arena a couple of years ago, claiming to have a daughter named Jane:

Frozen Snow?
Posted on January 31, 2010 at 11:02 PM.(5) Comments
So on Friday the snow started pooring like crazy around 10 P.M. It was prob the most snow I've ever seen personally. My girlfriend and I had a snow ball fight while my baby girl (Jane) was swimming in the snow. I decided that we would build a snowman the next morning. Those plans died fast since when i woke up in the morning the snow was frozen. When i stepped out the front porch, i went "Crack, Crack" and fall right into the snow. I was stuned, I had never seen this stuff before. I was a little upset cause i couldn't make a snowman but that doesn't matter. I'm not even sure if i can get to work 2mawrow becuase of how much ice there is on the road.

I'm gonna have to give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. He didn't explicitly say it was his daughter, he just referred to him as his "baby girl" which could just as easily have been a dog. I used to call my chocolate lab, Mocha, "baby girl".

[ScoobySnax]

He was better off riding out into the sunset, but he chose to return.

There are consequences for returning.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Good God this is deep. Its like Inception.

@ that poll. I had completely forgotten that.

[Nathan_OS]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

That sure is rough..........



You mean that is the only lie you can create on the fly. Because if somebody truly went through some rough abusive type of stuff, burnt food and being called worthless wouldn't even crack the top 100.


Aren't you the same dude that made that I ran over my car battery thread ? Why yes you are:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...-question.html

So your GF get thousands spent on her but she can't buy you a $60 car battery ?


So let me get this straight........

1. You went from being in your 40s, to early 20s, to 18.

2. Went from married, to engaged, to just having a GF.

3. Went from you and your GF living in the same house together with a garage, drive way and all that, to you two don't even live together and she lives with her grandma.

4. What happened to your adopted son ? Aliens ?

5. What happened to your dog ? Aliens ?

6. What happened to your neighbor ? Aliens ?

7. Your GF Grandma has millions but don't own a maid ?

You need some serious help. Your brain isn't wired correctly. Sounds like every tv show and movie you see, you think that is your life.

[The JareBear]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Right now we are on the third dream within a dream, haven't hit limbo yet.

[Phobia]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

My dog is missing Quotes

Maybe someone called Animal Control because they were off the property, but no luck on that either. It just breaks my heart when my 3 year old asks "Wheres Oscar and Bear dad?". I just say I don't know buddy.

I'm sorry but this is strange as hell you would say this kind of stuff.

Remember these two are called Oscar and Bear, now in this thread

My dog is missing

My dog Jerry became missing on Friday night.

We have a new dog named JERRY!

I've had Jerry since I was 11 or 12. When I moved out of my parents house, I took him with me. I've had a hard time sleeping at night, and got up looking for him at 3:00am on Saturday and just gave up

Now you moved out your parents house and took this other dog.

My neighbor died thread

This young man who was 16 years old was a friend of mine even though I am 6 years older than he his.

Right here you are 22!!

I get up in the morning walk over next door to the front, drop to my knees in the grass in front of his house with a bible and pray.

You do realize this is some off the wall stuff to lie about if it is a lie right???

Does she like me thread

My wife and I went to some yard sales and I brought a long my younger brother to help with any furniture we get. Well, we just happened to go to that girl's house that we are talking about in this thread. He chatted with her for a minute and my wife and I said hey.

Back when I was a sophomore in HS, my wife asked me out and we've been going strong ever since.

[JODYE]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Right now we are on the third dream within a dream, haven't hit limbo yet.

[Candyman5]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I think he gets a kick out of the responses. It's like he's in on the joke.

I stared at this gif for like 10 minutes. Funny.

Good God this is deep. Its like Inception.

@ that poll. I had completely forgotten that.

A man inside a teen inside a adolescent?

[UK0wnag3]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

What you've described isn't abuse. You want abuse?

Here's Oakland A's pitcher Bartolo Colon slapping a kid.

[Redacted01]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

The only thing missing from this story is Vince McMahon's music to hit

[Chrisksaint]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Damn man if you're going to catfish people at least stick with 1 lie