I will come clean, I just need advice again.

[cardsfan2222]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I would be careful guys. He's already killed his neighbor, "lost" his dogs, and now his girlfriends dad is in a coma. Who knows what else he is capable of?

[Bellsprout]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I think we all have to stop being such an awesome community.

I think that's the problem here.

Our advice is SO AWESOME that a guy invented a life just to hear some of it.

We brought this on ourselves, really.

[AUChase]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

This has a "Yahoo Answers" type feel to it, doesn't it.

Also, I searched far and wide on my limited work PC to try to find something related to the South Park Insheeption episode to post.

Nothing I find really related enough to this story and doesn't do that episode justice. So go watch that episode everyone.

[DamnYanks2]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

Evan be like

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YOLO

[roadman]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

In this case, I'm guessing Evan is clearly the Titans and OS is the Texans?

Remember the Titans.

[kingkilla56]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I picture him coming back to the thread and getting excited that there's almost 200 posts.

Then:

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I doubt it. The attention is all he really wants. It doesnt matter good or bad. Everyone is talking about him. The guy came back apologizing for lying and started lying again talking about how he writes his posts in other points of view. Who the **** does that?

In related news, this is Evan to me at this point

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[The 24th Letter]

Maybe this is like Identity and all these "POVs" have to die before we can get to the real Evan?

[ScoobySnax]

I remember VT saying Evan left because needed a couple more weeks to create another alternate reality. Looks like he was right. Hahaha!

You can't come up with this stuff overnight.

[Evan_OS]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I expected a different response. I am serious. But, oh well. I can only say I'm sorry. Not going to even bother reading past page 11 because it's just a joke. I like OS and I understand I lied, but it's fine. Just ban me. I don't feel comfortable posting on here no longer. I slowly stopped using this site for sports anyway. It was more of just a place to come when I was looking for some "real world answers" and obviously maybe I ruined that. All I can say is every time I have ever asked for advice, it's been awesome and has been very helpful. I don't know what else to say. The jokes were funny, but I was looking for some serious answers.

It's hard to understand her grandmothers' behavior so I won't even try to explain any further. I really just dropped some details off the top of my head. But just to give you an idea of how her grandmother acts. Tori and her sister were on the verge of being suicidal before we had met. it's too much to explain the whole background and I may have gone into better detail this afternoon, but nothing will come of it, so I will just stop.

I seriously thought I would get some good advice on what to expect with this whole situation. I expected some jokes, because this is OS. But, I didn't think this would be like this. So I will just stop. Thanks again. I loved this website, but I of course ruined it for myself and I am fine with that.

[24]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

You have gotten yourself into this one huge situation here at O.S and it's alright to be scared. So

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You can move in with your auntie and uncle from Bel Air

But Seriously though for the sake of yourself you need to never do something like this again anywhere. I'm not trying to bring you down I'm offering advice the more you lie to others the more you lie to yourself.

[VTPack919]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I expected a different response. I am serious. But, oh well. I can only say I'm sorry. Not going to even bother reading past page 11 because it's just a joke. I like OS and I understand I lied, but it's fine. Just ban me. I don't feel comfortable posting on here no longer. I slowly stopped using this site for sports anyway. It was more of just a place to come when I was looking for some "real world answers" and obviously maybe I ruined that. All I can say is every time I have ever asked for advice, it's been awesome and has been very helpful. I don't know what else to say. The jokes were funny, but I was looking for some serious answers.

It's hard to understand her grandmothers' behavior so I won't even try to explain any further. I really just dropped some details off the top of my head. But just to give you an idea of how her grandmother acts. Tori and her sister were on the verge of being suicidal before we had met. it's too much to explain the whole background and I may have gone into better detail this afternoon, but nothing will come of it, so I will just stop.

I seriously thought I would get some good advice on what to expect with this whole situation. I expected some jokes, because this is OS. But, I didn't think this would be like this. So I will just stop. Thanks again. I loved this website, but I of course ruined it for myself and I am fine with that.

You honestly expected good advice after all the BS you have wasted people's time with over the years?

You get no pity from me young/old man.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

There is no situation though.

****, you even lied about answering all of our questions.

[Evan_OS]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

You honestly expected good advice after all the BS you have wasted people's time with over the years?

You get no pity from me young/old man.

I didn't waste anyone's time. Because if I did then the advice wasn't helpful. All advice I have ever asked for has been helpful. Sure I twisted it up like crazy. But if you post your 2 cents and it helped me, you didn't waste any of your time.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I didn't waste anyone's time. Because if I did then the advice wasn't helpful. All advice I have ever asked for has been helpful. Sure I twisted it up like crazy. But if you post your 2 cents and it helped me, you didn't waste any of your time.

You misrepresented yourself. So yeah, big waste of time buddy.

[VTPack919]

Re: I will come clean, I just need advice again.

I didn't waste anyone's time. Because if I did then the advice wasn't helpful. All advice I have ever asked for has been helpful. Sure I twisted it up like crazy. But if you post your 2 cents and it helped me, you didn't waste any of your time.

Who the **** are you? No one wants to give hypothetical advice to a piece of someone's imagination. You did waste others time.