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  • Cutter15
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    • Oct 2010
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    #2746
    Re: Off Topic 2014

    Originally posted by slickdtc
    Would that be a good series to watch with a woman? I don't really watch Netflix by myself, but if its mostly about football she probably won't care for it much.

    I started watching with my girlfriend who hates football and she loved the show.
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    • gerg1234
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      • Jul 2008
      • 2911

      #2747
      Re: Off Topic 2014

      Originally posted by slickdtc
      Would that be a good series to watch with a woman? I don't really watch Netflix by myself, but if its mostly about football she probably won't care for it much.
      My girlfriend was a huge fan of the show.
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      • l3ulvl
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        • Dec 2009
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        #2748
        Re: Off Topic 2014

        Seinfeld. Just turn the TV on and flip channels for 20 seconds, it'll be on one of em.
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        • Mo
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          • May 2003
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          #2749
          Re: Off Topic 2014

          Scrubs, that's the show to watch
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          • Watson
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            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #2750
            Re: Off Topic 2014

            Originally posted by Mo
            Scrubs, that's the show to watch
            Dr. Acula is also on Netflix
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            • Clemsonpanther
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              • Apr 2012
              • 1028

              #2751
              Re: Off Topic 2014

              Jericho. Is. The. Best. Show. Ever. But it only lasted 30ish episodes

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              • Cabke
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                • Mar 2006
                • 2607

                #2752
                Re: Off Topic 2014

                Originally posted by Clemsonpanther
                Jericho. Is. The. Best. Show. Ever. But it only lasted 30ish episodes
                I used to love that show. I went back and watched the pilot and holy **** was the acting bad. It's an interesting story, but wow. It was just not good.
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                • Bellsprout
                  Hard Times.
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 25652

                  #2753
                  Re: Off Topic 2014

                  I have gone my whole life not eating supreme pizza.

                  Then I eat one piece at the school caf and now I'm sitting here eating supreme pizza rolls and ordering green peppers on my subs.

                  Weird.
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                  • Beantown
                    #DoYourJob
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 31523

                    #2754
                    Re: Off Topic 2014

                    For the first time in awhile, it's Beantown (entertaining, not depressing) story time.

                    Those of you on Twitter got the sparknotes version already, so you know where this is going.

                    There's a lesbian couple that I work with/am friends with that approached me tonight with a proposition. The one I've been friends with for longer seemed shy about it and worried - and this is a girl that asked me to make out with my girlfriend in front of me [I said yes], so there's not much I thought would've embarrassed her. I turned to the other bartender and my best friend at work and said: "They want me to give them a baby, I bet." He laughed. I laughed.

                    Fast-forward two hours and they take me outside and, what do you know? "We want to have a kid together and don't want to go with a random donor so....we both thought of you and we were wondering if we could have your sperm?"

                    Like. What the ****?



                    They then go on to explain all of the reasons they both chose me (first choice for both of them, bitches) and I realize that, I think, this is the best compliment I'm ever going to get in my life, right? These women want their kid to have my DNA and all that ****. That's pretty ****ing cool.



                    Now, the crazy part is that I'm actually considering saying yes. There is a ****-ton of stuff I need to research and then there are all the tests and legal aspects and everything that go into it, so even me considering saying 'yes' isn't a sure thing....but....I mean....am I ridiculous for thinking about doing it? I don't know.

                    TO make the story entertaining, we'll talk about the "How?" it would happen conversation that followed. One of them, the one who is going to have the baby, made sure to say "I don't want to **** you" so there's that. However, someone else at worked asked me how we'd do it and, in front of them, I said I was going to **** another girl and then give them the dirty condom to have fun with, so at least I got to have some of the fun.

                    That led to the third party saying, "What, you're not going to let him at least have some fun with a threesome?" One of the girls then responded, "Well, if it would make you do it, then I'd consider it."

                    Boom.

                    #TeamThreesome is back.

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                    • dickey1331
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                      • Sep 2009
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                      #2755
                      Re: Off Topic 2014

                      I say do it. Would be pretty cool
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                      • l3ulvl
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                        • Dec 2009
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                        #2756
                        Re: Off Topic 2014

                        Beantown is fulla ****, but I'm adding this to the spank bank anyway
                        Last edited by l3ulvl; 02-24-2014, 11:37 PM.
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                        • LionsFanNJ
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 9464

                          #2757
                          Re: Off Topic 2014

                          Living the dream. LMAO

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                          • Beantown
                            #DoYourJob
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 31523

                            #2758
                            Re: Off Topic 2014

                            Originally posted by l3ulvl
                            Beantown is fulla ****, but I'm adding this to the spank bank anyway
                            Nothing in that story is made up. If you were on Twitter, you would know that I am boring 98% of the time...but when I'm not, it tends to be ridiculous. Like the stripper story. Or the leave a girl crying on a street corner in NY story.

                            This is my life.

                            This past Friday, went out with my buddy. Two of the girls that usually come with us showed up, but they brought a friend I had never met before. She was, eh, a 6 maybe? I don't know. Drunk 7.

                            We get to the bar, she's already drunk and chooses me as the guy she's going to grind up on all night. The booze is okay with that, so I let it happen.

                            Half an hour or so later, she tries to bull**** lean back and try to make out with my on the "dance floor" even though I'm behind her thing and fails miserably, ending up, more or less, drunkenly attacking my lips with her tongue. Whatever. I'm not trying to spend all night kissing so I'll forgive it. Just want something.

                            Ten minutes later she excuses herself to go to the bathroom. Ten minutes later, I'm talking to one of the other girls, and the third girl sends her a text. Girl A is in the bathroom dying, puking everywhere...it's blackout city.

                            And then, to top it off, a hot girl I met awhile back (who I know has a girlfriend) notices me as she's leaving. She comes up, hugs me, asks where the 'girlfriend I was with tonight' was? I laugh, tell her she's not my girlfriend and then lean it and do the drunken wannabe playboy whisper: "Where's your boyfriend?"

                            She pulls back, gives me that bull**** girl smile that says "Nice try" and leaves.

                            This is my life.
                            Last edited by Beantown; 02-24-2014, 11:52 PM.

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                            • l3ulvl
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                              • Dec 2009
                              • 17250

                              #2759
                              Re: Off Topic 2014

                              I'm just going by your statement from another thread that you're a pathological liar and can't stop. It's hard to judge what's true or not when you know something like that about someone

                              (if I'm confusing you with someone else I apologize)
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                              • Beantown
                                #DoYourJob
                                • Feb 2005
                                • 31523

                                #2760
                                Re: Off Topic 2014

                                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                                I'm just going by your statement from another thread that you're a pathological liar and can't stop. It's hard to judge what's true or not when you know something like that about someone

                                (if I'm confusing you with someone else I apologize)
                                I couldn't even make this stuff up, hah. If I was going to Evan this story, I'd tell you the girls are hot (they're not), that they chose me because the did want to **** me (they don't), and...I'm sure I could've come up with some cooler ****.

                                I lie about little, inconsequential things like if I've seen a TV show, or a movie, or heard a song, or read a book, or tried this type of food.

                                And I don't think I've ever lied to people on OS. Don't give a **** what you guys think about the stupid crazy **** in my life.

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