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I was sitting in the nail salon after getting a pedicure waiting for my girlfriend's toe nails to dry. A husband and wife duo walk in. You can tell both are in new territory as the guy is hugging the wall closet to the door and the woman gets doe eyes looking at the different polishes. The man checks his watch and pulls out his wallet. There's a sheepish exchange of cash and the exits the salon and heads to the grocery store.
I told my girlfriend I should have aspired to be a house-wife.
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Good morning for my phone to decide I don't need an alarm clock.Originally posted by BlueNGoldI feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.Comment
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Man I miss NCAA Football...waiting for College Football to come around isnt the same without it."Maybe I can't win. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that."Comment
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And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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I was sitting in the nail salon after getting a pedicure waiting for my girlfriend's toe nails to dry. A husband and wife duo walk in. You can tell both are in new territory as the guy is hugging the wall closet to the door and the woman gets doe eyes looking at the different polishes. The man checks his watch and pulls out his wallet. There's a sheepish exchange of cash and the exits the salon and heads to the grocery store.
I told my girlfriend I should have aspired to be a house-wife.Originally posted by MoJust once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.Originally posted by MoYou underestimate my lazinessOriginally posted by Mo**** ya
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I guess I should tell you guys now. I'm a sock puppet. That's why I'm so short, I don't have legs. And my mustache is just a pipe cleaner.
There. I feel better now. Well, besides the fact that there's still a hand up my ***.Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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You're a hand puppet? I totally thought you were black.Comment
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Yay! That means I can bring two of my friends!Comment
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Sometimes I think I'm the only person that doesn't see any resemblance between the Chevrolet logo and a bow tie. Now if we're talking about the Budweiser logo, that DOES look like a bow tie.
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