Re: Off Topic 2015
It's all fun and games until she brings home a human.
Dogs...
I know quite a few O.S. members have them.
I've got three...but one in particular is ....ummm....unique.
She's a Border Collie-Bernese Mountain dog mix....
95 pounds....not a hint of fat on her. Very tall and lean.
Since she's a pup...we tried to give her full reign over her "domain".(we might have erred here a little :o)...
She just keeps adding to her list of conquests....
Her first was a neighbors potted tree. She was 3 months old and dragged the entire thing from who knows where.....tree....pot and all. It probably took her hours to drag it back here. I looked out the window and was like..."WTF?"...
Since then...
-Squirrel(she left me a little....how sweet)
-Deer(it was probably sick or shot.....I opened the door...she took off and came back 1/2 hour later with part of the leg.....she DIDN'T want to share that!)
-Chipmunk(IT LIVED!)
-Frog(It also lived...she had it trapped under her paw and was barking at it!)
-Bear(half credit....her and my three others treed it....thankfully a black bear or we'd be talking about them in past tense!)
-Hawk(her most impressive catch.....she was just sitting on my steps looking in the trees....I didn't even pay attention while I was washing my car until I hear this huge flutter from the tree....the hawk came down for a chipmunk or mouse....Nickie bounded from the stoop and nailed it! Holy crap what a commotion....I went and grabbed some gloves and forced her to let it go....damn those talons are strong.....almost through the glove!...that thing stared at us for hours)
-and just recently....copperhead. Scared the mf'er out of me when I went to see what she was barking at......she bit the crap out of it and it didn't die....I had to take a shovel to it.
(sorry)
Psycho.
M.K.
Knight165
I know quite a few O.S. members have them.
I've got three...but one in particular is ....ummm....unique.
She's a Border Collie-Bernese Mountain dog mix....
95 pounds....not a hint of fat on her. Very tall and lean.
Since she's a pup...we tried to give her full reign over her "domain".(we might have erred here a little :o)...
She just keeps adding to her list of conquests....
Her first was a neighbors potted tree. She was 3 months old and dragged the entire thing from who knows where.....tree....pot and all. It probably took her hours to drag it back here. I looked out the window and was like..."WTF?"...
Since then...
-Squirrel(she left me a little....how sweet)
-Deer(it was probably sick or shot.....I opened the door...she took off and came back 1/2 hour later with part of the leg.....she DIDN'T want to share that!)
-Chipmunk(IT LIVED!)
-Frog(It also lived...she had it trapped under her paw and was barking at it!)
-Bear(half credit....her and my three others treed it....thankfully a black bear or we'd be talking about them in past tense!)
-Hawk(her most impressive catch.....she was just sitting on my steps looking in the trees....I didn't even pay attention while I was washing my car until I hear this huge flutter from the tree....the hawk came down for a chipmunk or mouse....Nickie bounded from the stoop and nailed it! Holy crap what a commotion....I went and grabbed some gloves and forced her to let it go....damn those talons are strong.....almost through the glove!...that thing stared at us for hours)
-and just recently....copperhead. Scared the mf'er out of me when I went to see what she was barking at......she bit the crap out of it and it didn't die....I had to take a shovel to it.
(sorry)Psycho.
M.K.
Knight165
It's all fun and games until she brings home a human.
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