Off Topic 2017: December to Remember

[l3ulvl]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

One more thing about McDonalds..their drive-throughs are always packed. Anytime I pass by a McDonalds I always see so many cars there. Parking lot is filled with Taxis just camping out there/stealing their Wi-Fi while everyone else is waiting in line at the drive through.

the donalds down the road from me has a double drive thru and they're crazy fast with getting the orders out and the place is still always packed

[BurghFan]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

I've only eaten at McDonald's a couple times since they discontinued chicken selects, and that was only because some gave me a giftcard for my birthday one year.

[LowerWolf]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

My parents are out of town, so I'm checking on their dogs for them. Ran over there tonight and on the way back there were a ton of police cars near a mobile home. I figured there was a wreck or something, but as I got closer I could see officers hiding behind cars with guns drawn. Got a bit closer and had an officer with a shotgun quickly wave me through. Never seen something like that up close and personal.

[l3ulvl]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

gotta be a meth lab

[LowerWolf]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

Early news reports are someone is barricaded in the home.

[l3ulvl]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

protecting their meth

[LowerWolf]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

Turned out to be nothing. From the TV news:

The incident began around 11:00 Thursday night when a woman called police saying her boyfriend assaulted her and shot a gun at her car. She then told police the man went back into the home and barricaded himself with guns.

Officers blocked off the area then called the man. They found out he wasn’t in the home at all. Instead, he was at his mother’s house.

[TheShizNo1]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

My parents are out of town, so I'm checking on their dogs for them. Ran over there tonight and on the way back there were a ton of police cars near a mobile home. I figured there was a wreck or something, but as I got closer I could see officers hiding behind cars with guns drawn. Got a bit closer and had an officer with a shotgun quickly wave me through. Never seen something like that up close and personal.

You saw cops with guns out and continued in that direction?

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[LowerWolf]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

You saw cops with guns out and continued in that direction?

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I was already in front of the house when I saw guns drawn, so the fastest way out of there was just to keep going.

[JazzMan]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

Option B looks correct, but option A would be more practical, IMO.

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[l3ulvl]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

neither seems practical, he's gotta pee and poop somehow, although we don't see any openings on the backside so the topic is invalid

[WaitTilNextYear]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

I have a hard time believing any self respecting dog would wear floods like those.

Also, what do you mean "don't see any openings"? Is the tail that's sticking out just phasing right through the denim or something? I'm pretty sure we can infer there is an opening there. Seems like a fully operational poop chute.

[l3ulvl]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

I have a hard time believing any self respecting dog would wear floods like those.

Also, what do you mean "don't see any openings"? Is the tail that's sticking out just phasing right through the denim or something? I'm pretty sure we can infer there is an opening there. Seems like a fully operational poop chute.

what about the front? dogs don't usually pee out of their butt

[Caulfield]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

If I were a dog and somebody put pants on me, I would purposefuly throw myself into oncoming traffic.
either that or bite the hand that feeds.

[Speedy]

re: Off Topic 2017: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them?

I have a hard time believing any self respecting dog would wear floods like those.

The way dogs hump the chair leg or wipe their butt on the carpet in the midst of company...I think self-respect is gone already.