I mean, everything that is happening and now this Category 4 hurricane too. 2020 is just unbelievable.
I was out early this morning cleaning up after the hurricane cutting up big limbs from the yard as well as a couple of my neighbors yards and loading them in the back of my truck and taking them to the curb. While I was unloading the last load a small limb snapped back an poked me in the right eye.
Went to the walk in clinic and I have an abrasion and have to put some sort of salve in my eye every 3 to 4 hours for the next 7 days.
Could have been worse I guess as I seriously could have poked my eye out. We also got power back yesterday, so have that to be thankful for as well.
if you thought this year was bad, wait'll you see the sequel: 2021: 2020 Part II.
Caulfield the Magnificent predicts the future -
January/February - Tompa Bay and New New England Super Bowl. the hype is too much and millions of Americans succumb to what becomes known as The Sunday Night Massacre when countless masses fall asleep to a snoozefest as the Patriots romp 55-3 and Belichick the Hun finally gets all the credit he deserved the last 20 years as the true architect of the greatest dynasty since Scottie Pippen's Bulls
March/April - National whiskey shortage makes this years coin shortage look like a walk in the park
May/June - shark attacks are up tenfold as inexplicably the landshark becomes a real thing. SNL sues the landshark association for trademark infringements. the case goes all the way to the Supreme Court with wall-to-wall 24 hour around-the-clock coverage from CNN FNN & MSNBC. oh the humanity!
July/August - Attack of the Killer Icicles: lower than usual ocean temps due to climate change produce hurricanes that sling icicles around dangerously everywhere.
September/October - sports franchises around the country try to make up for last years losing money on fanless games (and also in an attempt to appease fans overwhelming ticket demand), all stadiums parks and arenas now double capacity by forcing every attendee to let another fan to sit in their lap. the Kiss Cam will never be the same
November/December - impending doom abounds as America braces for 2022: 2020 Part III
TLDR - nothing to see here, move along/Much Ado About
Originally posted by l3ulvl
you're "CB" btw
for 2023, cb's 20 year OS birthday I propose an extreme makeover replete with a new username. I'm thinking...
I will say, finally a year has lived up to the hype of being the worst year in recent memory, after year after year of social media drumbeat in 2016, 2018, etc. Actually nailed it for once. Granted i doubt people will turn around and act like things are better in 2021, 2022, etc. When you live on twitter every day sucks basically lol.
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