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  • Jolly Roger
    Prince of Plakata
    • Sep 2011
    • 871

    #1

    Haiku Thread

    Write haikus in here
    They can be on anything
    But construct them right


    Simple English rules
    Not authentic Japanese
    This is how it's done:


    Five syllables first
    Then use seven on line two
    Finish with five more
  • Caulfield
    Hall Of Fame
    • Apr 2011
    • 10986

    #2
    Re: Haiku Thread

    I like simple stuff
    does not even need to rhyme
    it still can, some time
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    • CBoller1331
      It Appears I Blue Myself
      • Dec 2013
      • 3082

      #3
      Re: Haiku Thread

      This is a cool thread

      But I don't really write much

      Maybe I should start

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      • Caulfield
        Hall Of Fame
        • Apr 2011
        • 10986

        #4
        Re: Haiku Thread

        thank-you for this thread
        this joint could use some more class
        anyway thanks again
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        • Caulfield
          Hall Of Fame
          • Apr 2011
          • 10986

          #5
          Re: Haiku Thread

          I didn't write these
          but they are worth repeating
          got them from Pun Me

          Haikus are easy
          but sometimes they don't make sense
          refrigerator

          you never feed me
          perhaps I'll sleep on your face
          that will sure show you

          the rule for today
          touch my tail, I shred your hand
          new rule tomorrow

          ask for opinions
          mull it over, then you can
          just do what you want

          I'm much funnier
          when I am drunk off my butt
          sadly, I'm sober

          I think Haikus suck
          has to be five seven five
          who came up with this?

          five syllables here
          seven more syllables here
          are you happy now?
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          • Jolly Roger
            Prince of Plakata
            • Sep 2011
            • 871

            #6
            Re: Haiku Thread

            Originally posted by Caulfield

            you never feed me
            perhaps I'll sleep on your face
            that will sure show you
            Who wrote this haiku?
            I imagine it's a cat
            If not, things got weird

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            • BurghFan
              #BurghProud
              • Jul 2009
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: Haiku Thread

              one two three four five
              This is not a palindrome
              five four three two one
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              • Caulfield
                Hall Of Fame
                • Apr 2011
                • 10986

                #8
                Re: Haiku Thread

                there once was a girl
                who came by way Nantucket
                oh, no limericks?
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                • Caulfield
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 10986

                  #9
                  Re: Haiku Thread

                  de do do de da
                  da da is all I want to
                  say to you de do

                  do do de de da
                  da is all I want to say
                  to you de de do
                  Last edited by Caulfield; 04-03-2021, 12:48 PM.
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                  • Blzer
                    Resident film pundit
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 42535

                    #10
                    Re: Haiku Thread

                    What is a Haiku?
                    A 5-7-5 poem
                    In syllable count

                    So you're a tough guy?
                    Do doo do do doo do do
                    I'm the bad guy, duh
                    Last edited by Blzer; 04-03-2021, 12:39 PM.
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                    • Caulfield
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 10986

                      #11
                      Re: Haiku Thread

                      spring, eternal hope
                      let the boys of summer play
                      in the fall, dreams die
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                      • Caulfield
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Apr 2011
                        • 10986

                        #12
                        Re: Haiku Thread

                        I screeched and I squelched
                        and then I scratched and I scrounged
                        not once did I squaunch
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