Haiku Thread

[Jolly Roger]

Write haikus in here
They can be on anything
But construct them right


Simple English rules
Not authentic Japanese
This is how it's done:


Five syllables first
Then use seven on line two
Finish with five more

[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

I like simple stuff
does not even need to rhyme
it still can, some time

[CBoller1331]

Re: Haiku Thread

This is a cool thread

But I don't really write much

Maybe I should start

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[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

thank-you for this thread
this joint could use some more class
anyway thanks again

[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

I didn't write these
but they are worth repeating
got them from Pun Me

Haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

you never feed me
perhaps I'll sleep on your face
that will sure show you

the rule for today
touch my tail, I shred your hand
new rule tomorrow

ask for opinions
mull it over, then you can
just do what you want

I'm much funnier
when I am drunk off my butt
sadly, I'm sober

I think Haikus suck
has to be five seven five
who came up with this?

five syllables here
seven more syllables here
are you happy now?

[Jolly Roger]

Re: Haiku Thread

you never feed me
perhaps I'll sleep on your face
that will sure show you

Who wrote this haiku?
I imagine it's a cat
If not, things got weird

[BurghFan]

Re: Haiku Thread

one two three four five
This is not a palindrome
five four three two one

[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

there once was a girl
who came by way Nantucket
oh, no limericks?

[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

de do do de da
da da is all I want to
say to you de do

do do de de da
da is all I want to say
to you de de do

[Blzer]

Re: Haiku Thread

What is a Haiku?
A 5-7-5 poem
In syllable count

So you're a tough guy?
Do doo do do doo do do
I'm the bad guy, duh

[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

spring, eternal hope
let the boys of summer play
in the fall, dreams die

[Caulfield]

Re: Haiku Thread

I screeched and I squelched
and then I scratched and I scrounged
not once did I squaunch