IWW Wrestling
July 7th 2021
Next PPV Riot Act July 25th 2021
Thea Trinidad comes out onto the ramp, and announces that she has found a new wrestler to manage. Out comes Aleister Black, making his debut, joining Trinidad.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Dark Angel vs Alisha Edwards.
Match Background: Angel is making her debut at this show. Alisha is making her debut at this show.
The Match: Alisha hits a soaring kick on Angel. Alisha Edwards hits a ****ty missile dropkick on Angel. There's a two count on the pin. Angel counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dark Angel connects with a back heel kick on Alisha and gets back up quickly. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Alisha walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Spin kick by Dark Angel to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Alisha blocks a kick from Dark Angel. Badly executed second rope splash by Alisha. Covers for a quick two count. Slingshot clothesline by Alisha, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Running clothesline from Alisha Edwards was actually MIGHTY sloppy. Dark Angel gets hip tossed by Alisha. Angel reverses a waistlock. Angel uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Alisha walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Dark Angel moves in for the kill. Tiger Driver! 1....2....3. Dark Angel remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 2.5*
A black stretch limo pulls up outside the arena, and out steps Kelly Kelly, making her first appearance in the promotion. She looks around, then heads toward the locker room.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Cassie Lee vs Mickie James.
Match Background: Cassie is making her debut at this show. Mickie is making her debut at this show.
The Match: Cassie Lee hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. Cassie Lee scores with a poor standing spinebuster. Sloppy discus punch from Cassie Lee barely connects on Mickie. Pin, but Mickie is out just before the three count. Mickie James takes a knee lift from Cassie. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Hooks the leg for a two count. Mickie reverses a Cassie Lee hammerlock. Mickie hits an arm drag on Cassie, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Back heel kick from Mickie on Cassie. Mickie James misses a clothesline. Powerslam from Cassie Lee on Mickie. Cassie Lee floors Mickie near the ropes and makes the pin. Cassie is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Cassie Lee climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory
Match Rating 3*
Trish Stratus is backstage in her office. The debuting Ruby Riott walks in, and asks what she has to do to get a job. Trish Stratus says that she has to prove that she is good enough first. Trish books her against Jessie McKay, and tells her that if she can win, she can have a full-time job.
Segment Rating 4*
Bully Ray comes out from the back, making his debut tonight. He takes the microphone and makes it clear that he is in a position of power.
Segment Rating 4.5*
In the ring is Kurt Angle, who has a microphone. He announces the newest signing, Andrade. He comes out from the back, gets into the ring, and plays to the crowd for a while.
Segment Rating 4.5*
Jessie McKay vs Ruby Riott.
Match Background: McKay is making her debut at this show. Ruby is making her debut at this show.
The Match: Face crusher from McKay on Ruby sets up for an elbowdrop. Flying elbow off the top rope by Jessie McKay, getting as close to zero air as possible. Covers for a quick two count. McKay charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Ruby snapmares Jessie McKay and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Ruby hits an arm drag on McKay, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ruby Riott with an enziguri. Pin, but McKay is out just before the three count. Ruby hits a dropkick on Jessie McKay. Actually, it barely touched! Ruby charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Jessie McKay hits a ****ty missile dropkick on Ruby. Covers for a quick two count. Jessie McKay blasts Ruby with a superkick. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! McKay hits a soaring kick on Ruby. A kick from McKay is delivered to the leg. McKay goes for a splash but Ruby puts the knees up. Ruby Riott arm drags McKay over and locks on an armbar. Slingshot clothesline by Ruby, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Ruby Riott has Jessie McKay down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. We Riott!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Ruby Riott goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Kelly Kelly comes out onto the stage, and announces that she has found a brand new team who she will be managing. Out come The Authors of Pain, her new tag team.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Murphy vs Austin Aries.
Match Background: Murphy is making his debut at this show. Aries is making his debut at this show.
The Match: Vicious back suplex! Austin Aries got nailed big time! Murphy plants Aries with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Aries gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Austin Aries takes a butterfly suplex from Murphy. Covers for a quick two count. Austin Aries reverses a hip toss. Austin Aries hits a rolling kick on Murphy. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Super kick by Austin Aries. Murphy counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Big piledriver on Aries. Austin Aries can barely stand. Murphy's Law! 1....2....3. Murphy goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory
Match Rating 3.5*
Daniel Bryan is in the ring, about to give an interview. Out from the crowd comes the debuting Braun Strowman, who attacks. Daniel Bryan can barely stand. Running Powerslam! Bryan has been laid out by Braun Strowman.
Segment Rating 4*
Show Rating 3.5*
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FAN POLL
After his assault on Daniel Bryan, what consequences should Brawn Strowman face next week?
A) Suspended for 1 week
B) Face Daniel Bryan in a singles match
C) Face a mystery opponent who will make his debut next week
D) No consequences, let the wild roam free
(Anyone can reply with answer and that will be the results of the poll)