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jjo556 · 06-27-2009, 04:31 PM

When I arrived home, my mom apologized, and I sat on the couch and turned on the Draft.

“-Ning pick Jason Skyland,” the commissioner said.

“Wow, I was certain Tampa was gonna go with Stamkos first
overall. Pittsburg is gonna be mad for sure.”

“Do you want to eat your breakfast now baby?” Anna said.

“Yea sure.” I made my way into the kitchen and scarfed down my bacon and eggs, and went to my room to look for the clover.

“Hey J Dizzle,” my friend Alex said who just arrived, “there’s another draft upset.”

“What is it?”

“Columbus went with a kid named Quickie or some **** like that sixth overall.”

“Wow, shocker.” I could really care less; I was looking for my clover. A few minutes went by and Alex shouted again.

“Hey homo, your team’s on the clock.” I hurried downstairs to see my favorite team make their pick.

“With the tenth overall pick of the 2008 Draft, the Vancouver Canucks go with Eric Hunter of Kamloops, Canada.”

“Wow, another shocker.” Man, what I wouldn’t give to play for Vancouver.

“Hey I’m gonna go take a nap, kay?”

“Sure, whatever floats your boat butt pirate.”

I woke up a half hour later from an epiphany; I knew where my clover was! “Hey babe, come ‘ere!” I shouted.

“What?” she said while running up the stairs. I immediately put my hands around her back. “Oooo, kinky. Oooo, wait, wait, what are you doing? Stop! Not right now, your mom’s downstairs!”

“Just reach inside your padding.”

“Uhh, wha-“

“Just do it!” She dug around a little and Walla, eureka!

“How did this get here?” I took the clover and headed downstairs.

“Hey, you missed more upsets. Josh Kerkey went to Chicago, Jim Carrey is at Carolina, Alex Lewis went with Ottawa, Patrick Koozko got drafted by the Rangers, Clark Anal now plays for Edmonton, Johnny Carson is at New Jersey, and Darren Thomas is with Lidstom and Zetterburg.”

“Wow, can you get any of these guys’ names right?” I said. Florida just finished their pick, and Los Angles made their way to the stand. I grabbed the clover and held it in my hand and prayed.

“Dear God, please, please help me find my way in life. I don’t care if it’s in hockey or a car mechanic, but please guide me. I-”

“AHHHHH!!!!!!!!” Anna screamed.

“What? What’s wrong?! Another spider?” I asked.

“Holy fudging strawberries Joshua…” Alex said.

“What the hell are you guys-” Holy fudging strawberries; that’s an understatement. I can’t believe it.

“Ahhhhh!!! Josh!!” my mom screamed. “Jos-”

“I know, I know.”

“Unfortunately Joshua isn’t here today but hopefully he gets the news.” Garry Bettman said. I don’t know what to say…I don’t know what to think, I wasn’t prepared for this!

“Not too shabby, eh? Thirty-second overall by the Kings.” Alex commented.

06-27-2009, 04:31 PM	#5
jjo556 Rookie OVR: 6 Join Date: Jun 2009	Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty When I arrived home, my mom apologized, and I sat on the couch and turned on the Draft. “-Ning pick Jason Skyland,” the commissioner said. “Wow, I was certain Tampa was gonna go with Stamkos first overall. Pittsburg is gonna be mad for sure.” “Do you want to eat your breakfast now baby?” Anna said. “Yea sure.” I made my way into the kitchen and scarfed down my bacon and eggs, and went to my room to look for the clover. “Hey J Dizzle,” my friend Alex said who just arrived, “there’s another draft upset.” “What is it?” “Columbus went with a kid named Quickie or some **** like that sixth overall.” “Wow, shocker.” I could really care less; I was looking for my clover. A few minutes went by and Alex shouted again. “Hey homo, your team’s on the clock.” I hurried downstairs to see my favorite team make their pick. “With the tenth overall pick of the 2008 Draft, the Vancouver Canucks go with Eric Hunter of Kamloops, Canada.” “Wow, another shocker.” Man, what I wouldn’t give to play for Vancouver. “Hey I’m gonna go take a nap, kay?” “Sure, whatever floats your boat butt pirate.” I woke up a half hour later from an epiphany; I knew where my clover was! “Hey babe, come ‘ere!” I shouted. “What?” she said while running up the stairs. I immediately put my hands around her back. “Oooo, kinky. Oooo, wait, wait, what are you doing? Stop! Not right now, your mom’s downstairs!” “Just reach inside your padding.” “Uhh, wha-“ “Just do it!” She dug around a little and Walla, eureka! “How did this get here?” I took the clover and headed downstairs. “Hey, you missed more upsets. Josh Kerkey went to Chicago, Jim Carrey is at Carolina, Alex Lewis went with Ottawa, Patrick Koozko got drafted by the Rangers, Clark Anal now plays for Edmonton, Johnny Carson is at New Jersey, and Darren Thomas is with Lidstom and Zetterburg.” “Wow, can you get any of these guys’ names right?” I said. Florida just finished their pick, and Los Angles made their way to the stand. I grabbed the clover and held it in my hand and prayed. “Dear God, please, please help me find my way in life. I don’t care if it’s in hockey or a car mechanic, but please guide me. I-” “AHHHHH!!!!!!!!” Anna screamed. “What? What’s wrong?! Another spider?” I asked. “Holy fudging strawberries Joshua…” Alex said. “What the hell are you guys-” Holy fudging strawberries; that’s an understatement. I can’t believe it. “Ahhhhh!!! Josh!!” my mom screamed. “Jos-” “I know, I know.” “Unfortunately Joshua isn’t here today but hopefully he gets the news.” Garry Bettman said. I don’t know what to say…I don’t know what to think, I wasn’t prepared for this! “Not too shabby, eh? Thirty-second overall by the Kings.” Alex commented.