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“Your…what?”
“I’m……pregnant…”
“But…but…that’s not possible…I-I used a-how do you know?”
“Aunt Flo hasn’t come to visit since early June…”
“But…it’s just not possible…unless…”
“Yea, that’s what I wanna talk to you about…”
“Well. Start talking.”
“Well you know how I went to get ice and got lost in the hotel that night…”
“Yea.”
“Well, when I finally found the ice machine, I ran into someone, and one thing led to another and, well.”
“What the-who the-why the-” I don’t know what to say, I’m just shocked.
“I’m so sorry-” she said softly, while touching me arm.
“Don’t touch me! Now tell me right now who it was!”
“That-”
“Tell me now dammit!”
“It was…it was a guy named Jason…”
“Jason who?!”
“Skyland…Jason Skyland.”
“SON OF A BITCH!!!”
“Baby, I’m so-”
“Get out of here, get out of here right now!”
“But-”
“Get out of my house right now you bitch.” She didn’t need telling twice. She ran out crying.
“Sweetie…is everything okay?” my mom asked from downstairs.
“LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” I let out a scream of anger and punched a hole in my wall. I did the only thing I do when I get angry; work out. I worked out and worked out and worked out until I passed out on to my floor.Go Saints.Comment
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OH S***!!!! DUDE!! YOU GOT PWNED!
Why didn't you make me get laid by your girlfriend
I demand you change it. 
lol
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HAHA. Playa Playa. Haha. It's my kid. Whoops, didn't see that coming. I need more updates, Keep them coming.Regrets Aren't Something You Did, It's Something You Didn't Do
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Who is this Jason Skyland kid? Messing with your woman. What a womanizer.Edmonton Oilers Fan
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Ohhhhh, you'd make an exception for him.
I get it now.
Oh, and when did going in the 1st 2 rounds make you underrated?
It'd be nice to get to the hockey someday (not that I hate story, I enjoy it).
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First thing I’m gonna now that I’m awake, find Skyland’s number.
“Hello?” Jason said.
“Who the hell do you think you are, messing around with my girlfriend, and getting her pregnant?!”
“Dude, I didn’t know she was your girl.”
“Bull****.”
“Don’t you think you’re being a little harsh, eh? She didn’t even tell me she had a boyfriend.”
“GOD! Next time I see you, you’re goin down!”
“Whatever.” And he hung up.
***“Hey…you’re not gonna believe this…” I started to tell Alex.
“What? Your girlfriend ran off one night, got pregnant by some pro athlete and now ya’ll broke up?”
“How the hell did you know that?!”
“Holy ****! I got it right?! I just took a shot in the barrel…Wow, I can’t believe I’m right. Ha, I bet it she told you it was some hockey player, adding insult to injury.”
“…..Yea.”
“Oh……I’m sorry. Look, I should act different. This is an important matter.” He got up and hugged me. And well, I’ll admit, I cried into his arms. “Tell me the details.”
After I told him everything, he said, “Well, on the bright side, she wasn’t lost that long.”
“So?”
“Soooo, that means Jason Skyland gave Anna a Scott Quickie, OH!” It cheered me up a whole lot.
“Well,” I said while wiping my eyes, “I gotta get goin. I got training camp tomorrow.”
“Kay. Go get some rest. I gotta go home and give Tina a Scott Longie, OH!”
“Oh you mean that Latina chick you just met last week?”
“Oh yea!”
“Psssh. Man-whore.”Go Saints.Comment
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BREAKING NEWS
All star and first overall draft pick Jason Skyland was traded today to Pittsburgh for rookie goalie, Juuso Alho. Jason is the athlete said to be involved in personal issues with fellow hockey player Joshua Ormand.
Jason Skyland
Juuso Alho
In other trade news, Carolina's first round draftee Peter Carey is going to Tampa Bay for 2009 draft picks.
Peter Carey
Go Saints.Comment
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How about Nucks FA signing beastly right winger Gary Shannon #26(only number that seems right i mean I am a player RW #26 all that my brother stole...) Gary will also be your roommate and best friend?
nudge nudge
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Sorry...I already started playing the dynasty...but if you want, I can incorporate you into my story.Originally posted by [email protected]How about Nucks FA signing beastly right winger Gary Shannon #26(only number that seems right i mean I am a player RW #26 all that my brother stole...) Gary will also be your roommate and best friend? nudge nudgeGo Saints.Comment
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Boom. Rite there. Perfect, it's genius. You should see yourself in one of the next updates. But I might change the story just a little bit.Originally posted by [email protected]Maybe top prospect with career ending leg injury signed as Nucks assistant coach and rooms with the players ie. you and is your best friend which is why you get promoted a lot?Go Saints.Comment
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I just love this dynasty the little things you wrote abouth me are great.Comment
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