Re: Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” Gary bellowed, “I am Gary-”
“Yea, yea, we know who you are,” the officer said.
“I am going to sue you, sue you for all you got!”
“Whatever.”
“GET US OUT OF HERE!” Gary screamed again.
“Look, officer. We weren’t doing anything bad,” Casey tried to say.
“You failed to show your I.D. while trying to get into a club.”
“Congratulations,” one of the other officers said, “Eric Hunter, you made bail. Kyle King, you made bail. Gary Shannon, you made bail. Casey Thomas, you made bail.”
“Uhhh, I think you’re forgetting me,” I said nervously.
“What’s your name?”
“Joshua Ormand,” I said quickly. Oh please get me out of here.
“I’m sorry, but you fail to have a passport, Canadian identification, Canadian driver’s license, or Canadian citizenship.”
“I demand to be brought to the U.S. Embassy right now then! You can’t lock me up here! Move me right now!”
“Sorry, but we’re having fun listening. Go on,” the officer said while trying to hold back laughter.
“UHHHH!!!”
“Baby, I’m so sorry you’re stuck here,” Casey said.
“It’s okay, just go home. I’ll call you when I’m out.” She started to tear up.
“I’m sorry miss, but you have to leave,” the officer said.
“Oh you are so getting sued. Where’s my phone call, eh? Where’s my right to my lawyer? You are violating so much right now.” Uhhh! I’m so annoyed. I just went to my terribly uncomfortable bed and cried myself to sleep. What happened to me?! I was on top of the world four months ago, now look at me, in jail.
~This post is dedicated to Gary Shannon, who officially got banned last night.~
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!” Gary bellowed, “I am Gary-”
“Yea, yea, we know who you are,” the officer said.
“I am going to sue you, sue you for all you got!”
“Whatever.”
“GET US OUT OF HERE!” Gary screamed again.
“Look, officer. We weren’t doing anything bad,” Casey tried to say.
“You failed to show your I.D. while trying to get into a club.”
“Congratulations,” one of the other officers said, “Eric Hunter, you made bail. Kyle King, you made bail. Gary Shannon, you made bail. Casey Thomas, you made bail.”
“Uhhh, I think you’re forgetting me,” I said nervously.
“What’s your name?”
“Joshua Ormand,” I said quickly. Oh please get me out of here.
“I’m sorry, but you fail to have a passport, Canadian identification, Canadian driver’s license, or Canadian citizenship.”
“I demand to be brought to the U.S. Embassy right now then! You can’t lock me up here! Move me right now!”
“Sorry, but we’re having fun listening. Go on,” the officer said while trying to hold back laughter.
“UHHHH!!!”
“Baby, I’m so sorry you’re stuck here,” Casey said.
“It’s okay, just go home. I’ll call you when I’m out.” She started to tear up.
“I’m sorry miss, but you have to leave,” the officer said.
“Oh you are so getting sued. Where’s my phone call, eh? Where’s my right to my lawyer? You are violating so much right now.” Uhhh! I’m so annoyed. I just went to my terribly uncomfortable bed and cried myself to sleep. What happened to me?! I was on top of the world four months ago, now look at me, in jail.
~This post is dedicated to Gary Shannon, who officially got banned last night.~
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