Oi, is the whole Morrison family addicted to Ryan Shannon?
Luck O' the Irish/OS Dynasty
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Originally posted by [email protected]I am still curious as well. Also is there any way I can get in as Gary Shannon?
thanks in advance, Gary Morrison.Go Saints.Comment
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When I arrived home, my mom apologized, and I sat on the couch and turned on the Draft.
“-Ning pick Jason Skyland,” the commissioner said.
“Wow, I was certain Tampa was gonna go with Stamkos first
overall. Pittsburg is gonna be mad for sure.”
“Do you want to eat your breakfast now baby?” Anna said.
“Yea sure.” I made my way into the kitchen and scarfed down my bacon and eggs, and went to my room to look for the clover.
“Hey J Dizzle,” my friend Alex said who just arrived, “there’s another draft upset.”
“What is it?”
“Columbus went with a kid named Quickie or some **** like that sixth overall.”
“Wow, shocker.” I could really care less; I was looking for my clover. A few minutes went by and Alex shouted again.
“Hey homo, your team’s on the clock.” I hurried downstairs to see my favorite team make their pick.
“With the tenth overall pick of the 2008 Draft, the Vancouver Canucks go with Eric Hunter of Kamloops, Canada.”
“Wow, another shocker.” Man, what I wouldn’t give to play for Vancouver.
“Hey I’m gonna go take a nap, kay?”
“Sure, whatever floats your boat butt pirate.”
I woke up a half hour later from an epiphany; I knew where my clover was! “Hey babe, come ‘ere!” I shouted.
“What?” she said while running up the stairs. I immediately put my hands around her back. “Oooo, kinky. Oooo, wait, wait, what are you doing? Stop! Not right now, your mom’s downstairs!”
“Just reach inside your padding.”
“Uhh, wha-“
“Just do it!” She dug around a little and Walla, eureka!
“How did this get here?” I took the clover and headed downstairs.
“Hey, you missed more upsets. Josh Kerkey went to Chicago, Jim Carrey is at Carolina, Alex Lewis went with Ottawa, Patrick Koozko got drafted by the Rangers, Clark Anal now plays for Edmonton, Johnny Carson is at New Jersey, and Darren Thomas is with Lidstom and Zetterburg.”
“Wow, can you get any of these guys’ names right?” I said. Florida just finished their pick, and Los Angles made their way to the stand. I grabbed the clover and held it in my hand and prayed.
“Dear God, please, please help me find my way in life. I don’t care if it’s in hockey or a car mechanic, but please guide me. I-”
“AHHHHH!!!!!!!!” Anna screamed.
“What? What’s wrong?! Another spider?” I asked.
“Holy fudging strawberries Joshua…” Alex said.
“What the hell are you guys-” Holy fudging strawberries; that’s an understatement. I can’t believe it.
“Ahhhhh!!! Josh!!” my mom screamed. “Jos-”
“I know, I know.”
“Unfortunately Joshua isn’t here today but hopefully he gets the news.” Garry Bettman said. I don’t know what to say…I don’t know what to think, I wasn’t prepared for this!
“Not too shabby, eh? Thirty-second overall by the Kings.” Alex commented.
wow read that quickly and was so confused. now i understand where those names came fromComment
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2008 NHL Draft Report
Top 10 Best Picks
Jason Skyland(LW), 1st Overall
Scott Quickel(RW), 6th Overall
Eric Hunter(LW), 10th Overall
John Kurecki(D), 11th Overall
Peter Carey(C), 14th Overall
Adam Lewis(D), 15th Overall
Patrick Cosgrove(RW), 20th Overall
Clarke Ainsley(C), 22nd Overall
Zach Larson(D), 24th Overall
Derrick Thomas(RW), 30th Overall
Last edited by jjo556; 06-27-2009, 07:43 PM.Go Saints.Comment
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I knew you were gonna say that, I was waiting for it. But no, you're still your number, I just changed everyone's number to 8 for the draft pictures. (Ya know how they had 08 for all the numbers in the 2008 Draft, so I did it too.) Yours is just the only one you can actually see the 8.Go Saints.Comment
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Hey, I look pretty good. Nice job.Edmonton Oilers Fan
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(Fast-forward to rookie signing day.)
“We just can’t give you that kind of money. I’m sorry.”
“Well I just can’t give you my services then. I’m out.” WHO THE HELL do they think they are? No one tries to get me a crappy contract with a USHL team. I made a huge scene as I stormed out the LA Kings office. My phone started vibrating. “WHAT?!” I answered.
“Oh, is this a bad time? This is Don Meehan, Newport Sports Management.”
“Oh,” I said, (embarrassed.) “No, sorry I’m just a little stressed out about my contract negotiations.”
“Sounds like you need a new agent…”
“Ummm, actually……I don’t have one”
“Bingo! There’s your first problem; never do that. Now I’m willing to be at your services and not charge you a penny until I get you a good NHL deal.”
“Wow! That sounds great….But what’s the catch?”
“Absolutely nothing kid, I promise.”
“Okay, you got a deal.”
***“And we were trying different things, smoking-” (my phone)
“Hello?”
“Eyy, J Dawg, wazzup?”
“Heeeey Mr. Meehan…”
“Kid, I just got you a great deal…”
“Where at?!”
“Vancouver!”
“Oh nah-uhh!!”
“Oh yes-huh!”
“Oh you da man Meehan!”
“No, you da man!”
“Thank you so much!”
“Sure thing kid.”
I ran to my computer and typed in nhl.com to see the Canucks roster. On the front page was:
“BREAKING NEWS! Kyle Anderson, drafted by Anaheim, refuses deal and becomes free agent.” Wow, so I’m not that stuck up after all. I clicked on the Canucks page and then on roster. I’d be with two of these people: Matts Sundin, Daniel Sedin, Hendrick Sedin, Eric Hunter, or Kyle King. Seems pretty good; Meehan picked the right team.Go Saints.Comment
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