By the way, I have to revert back to the real story here in this thread, and that's the legend of Nate Grunhard/Granhard. This whole post was fantastic.
To the OP... don't feel bad about misspelling his name either. The guy on Reddit even spelled it with an A the first two mentions at the beginning, then with a U from there on out. So the mystique around his name I guess kinda adds to legend now even more.
Even Nate's not talkin'. Hopefully he'll set it straight once he finally wins that first 'Bowl, though. Sorry, but not sorry he lost his third one to my Panthers.
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This could quite possibly be the greatest madden story ever told.