Yeah, it's tomorrow. Title matches seem like bores, but everything else looks to be good-great. The HIAC build has been great. And while Cena/Batista seems rushed, it's still two of the biggest legendssuperstars in this business (nod to Lex Luger)!
Really, other than Khali/HHH, the card is more than solid:
Hell in a Cell: Undertaker vs. Edge
Edge's Murder
This has match of the year written all over it. Taker won't be as rusty as when he came back last year and he's in with maybe the best wrestler today.
WWE Championship: Triple H (c) vs. The Great Khali
I'm going to poke my eyes and step on them
This match will be horrible if HHH does the generic face in peril stuff. You know he is. Hey, remember the last time Khali had a title match at SummerSlam? I'll never be able to wipe the memory of being there for it.
World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk (c) vs. JBL
Back to the midcard, nerd
Is Punk for real? That'll be the story. I don't except a bad match, in fact, I think it'll be decent. But Punk loses so Cena can get his belt back and get revenge on JBL's cellulite ridden ***. Then he can retire.
"ECW" Championship: Mark Henry (c) vs. Matt Hardy
That belt is swank, though
I don't know what to expect. Just hope somebody gets their *** kicked, somebody gets their wig split.
John Cena vs. Batista
No tag line, or build, neccessary
Now this is what I'm talking about! Yeah, weak two week build...but it's CENA and BATISTA. They'll both bring the best out of eachother: Batista kicks *** like the cool mofo he is, while Cena bumps everywhere and sells like a mad man. No way this match isn't good.
MVP vs. Jett Harvey
Keep the junkies in the midcard
Should be good. I expect MVP to win and get a throwaway title shot against HHH in September. Is it me, or does MVP look high in that picture?
Winners Take All Intercontinental and Woman's Championship: Kofi Kingston (c) & Mickie James (c) vs. Santino Marella & Beth Pheonix
Santino + Woman with big breasts = WIN~!!
Will be funny. That's all I got.
Oh yeah, some guy named Shawn Michaels will announce his next career move.
So, there's my half-assed SS preview. Discuss the show here.
Really, other than Khali/HHH, the card is more than solid:
Hell in a Cell: Undertaker vs. Edge
Edge's Murder
This has match of the year written all over it. Taker won't be as rusty as when he came back last year and he's in with maybe the best wrestler today.
WWE Championship: Triple H (c) vs. The Great Khali
I'm going to poke my eyes and step on them
This match will be horrible if HHH does the generic face in peril stuff. You know he is. Hey, remember the last time Khali had a title match at SummerSlam? I'll never be able to wipe the memory of being there for it.
World Heavyweight Championship: CM Punk (c) vs. JBL
Back to the midcard, nerd
Is Punk for real? That'll be the story. I don't except a bad match, in fact, I think it'll be decent. But Punk loses so Cena can get his belt back and get revenge on JBL's cellulite ridden ***. Then he can retire.
"ECW" Championship: Mark Henry (c) vs. Matt Hardy
That belt is swank, though
I don't know what to expect. Just hope somebody gets their *** kicked, somebody gets their wig split.
John Cena vs. Batista
No tag line, or build, neccessary
Now this is what I'm talking about! Yeah, weak two week build...but it's CENA and BATISTA. They'll both bring the best out of eachother: Batista kicks *** like the cool mofo he is, while Cena bumps everywhere and sells like a mad man. No way this match isn't good.
MVP vs. Jett Harvey
Keep the junkies in the midcard
Should be good. I expect MVP to win and get a throwaway title shot against HHH in September. Is it me, or does MVP look high in that picture?
Winners Take All Intercontinental and Woman's Championship: Kofi Kingston (c) & Mickie James (c) vs. Santino Marella & Beth Pheonix
Santino + Woman with big breasts = WIN~!!
Will be funny. That's all I got.
Oh yeah, some guy named Shawn Michaels will announce his next career move.
So, there's my half-assed SS preview. Discuss the show here.
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