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May 2016 Week 3
May 2016 Week 3
- The show begins and “Metalignus” hits the speakers and out comes GM Adam “Edge” Copeland.
Edge: “Welcome to Monday Night RAW. We are here tonight just under 2 week away from Extreme Rules and we have more qualifying matches. Tonight Stephanie is taking care of business elsewhere looking at some free agents to bring in and in discussions with some possible new talent.”
- The crowd cheers at this announcement
Edge: “But anyway, tonight as we head to Extreme Rules we have 6 huge matches for you. Tonight the 2nd phase of the US Contenders series takes place as the 3 remaining members from last week compete in a Triple Threat match. We also have a big women’s match as Beth Phoenix makes her return to the ring against her former partner Natalya. We also have two big tag team 1st round matches as Wyatt Family members Erick Rowan and Braun Strowman face off with The Realest Guys, Enzo Amore and Big Cass and two teams I know very well The Hardy Boys and the Dudley Boys face off. And then in our RAW Championship Qualifying matches former World Champion, Jack Swagger faces off with potential future World Champion Bray Wyatt and former champion Randy Orton faces potential future champion Rusev.”
“SAWFT is a Sin” hits the speakers and out comes the Realest Guys.
Amore: “My name is Enzo Amore and I am a bonafide stud and a certified G, and you can’t teach that. And this right here is Big Cass, he’s 7 feet tall and you can’t teach that. Badaboom, realest guys in the room, how you doin?”
- The Realest Guys get into the ring.
Amore: “Tonight, we face off with two mindless baffoons who walk around wearing sheep masks. It’s obvious that you are sheep.”
Big Cass: “And just like sheep, there is only ONE WORD to describe you and I’m gonna SPELL…IT…OUT…for ya…S-A-W-F-T, Saaaaawwwwwfffffttttt!”
- The lights go out in the arena and the Wyatts come on the Titan Tron.
Bray Wyatt: “Oh Mr. Enzo and Mr. Cass, you find yourselves so funny with your witty comments and misspelling of words to try and get yourselves over with the fans. Myself, I find it to be an indictment on our education system and ignorance on your parts. You dare call the monsters of the Wyatt family soft, that id your mistake. Do NOT take them lightly because they will NOT go easy on you. Tonight, the Faces of Vengeance and the Face of Destruction will begin their march towards complete annhilation.”
- Bray stares at the screen and blows out the candle and the Wyatt Family makes their way to the ring.
RAW Tag Championship 1st round:
Realest Guys (Enzo Amore/Big Cass) v. The Wyatts (Erick Rowan/Braun Strowman)
- Strowman sent Enzo into a big clothesline by Rowan.
- Rowam picked Strowman up into a double choke lifting slam or a 2 count.
- Enzo was able to tag Big Cass in and he delivered a sideslam to Rowan for a 2 count.
- The Realest Guys got in control and Enzo came back in and delivered a running splash taking Rowan down to the mat.
- Enzo had Rowan into the corner but Rowan took him over with a fireman’s carry and then picked him up with a big full nelson slam and Strowman stopped Cass from making the save.
- Wyatt kneels in the ring as the Family stand behind him.
Wyatt: “Follow the buzzards.”
- We go to commercial and when we come back Bray is still in the ring and the Wyatt Family has
RAW Championship Qualifying Match:
Jack Swagger v. Bray Wyatt
- Swagger delivered a chop block on Wyatt to take him off his feet.
- Swagger followed up with a Swagger bomb out of nowhere for a shocking 2 count.
- The lights went out and when they came back on the Wyatt Family were standing back around the ringside area and this distracted Swagger long enough for Wyatt to deliver Sister Abigail.
- Wyatt kneels in front of Swagger, stretches his arms out wide and yells, “Follow the Buzzards!”
- We head to commercial after the match.
RAW Women’s Championship Qualifying Match:
Natalya v. Beth Phoenix
- Natalya delivered a tornado clothesline for a 2 count
- Natalya delivered a second tornado clothesline followed by a leg drop this time but once again only got a 2 count.
- Natalya delivered a 3rd tornado clothesline but only got a 2 count again and was visibly upset after it.
- Beth put Natalya down with a suplex and got a 2 count. She went to pick Nattie up but Nattie hit a chin buster and delivered a crucifix bomb for another 2 count.
- Nattie got very frustrated and then delivered Down In Flames.
- After the match, Beth gives her hand to Natalya to help her to her feet, which Natalya reluctantly accepted. The shook hands and Natalya left the ring.
RAW Tag Championship 1st round:
Hardy Boys v. Dudley Boys
- Bubba delivered a Bubba Bomb to Matt as Devon took Jeff out with a spear off the ring apron. Devon turned around and delivered a 3D to Matt but Jeff slid into the ring to break up the pin.
- Matt delivered a stunner to Bubba for a 2 count.
- Bubba delivered a DDT to Matt for a 2 count.
- Jeff delivered a Twist of Fate to Devon while Matt stopped Bubba from breaking up the pin.
- Prior to the next match we go backstage to Edge in his office.
Edge: “With the Cruiserweight Classic set to debut this Friday there are 2 open spots and I am proud to announce the final two participants for the CWC. The first participant will be a current RAW roster member and 1/3 of the Puerto Rican Nightmares, Primo. And I was just on the phone with Stephanie McMahon and she is proud to announce the signing of a returning superstar who is coming back from injury, Tyson Kidd.”
- You can hear the crowd going wild at that announcement.
United States Contenders Series Triple Threat:
Goldust v. Zack Ryder v. Heath Slater
- Goldust delivered the Curtain Call to Ryder for a 2 count after Slater was dropkicked out of the ring.
- Goldust delivered the Curtain Call to Slater for a 2 count.
- Goldust delivered the Final Cut to Slater.
- Goldust picked up another big win in his pursuit for a US Title Shot.
RAW Championship Qualifying Match:
Randy Orton v. Rusev
- Rusev delivered s jumping side kick to Orton but only got a 2 count.
- Rusev tried to lock in the Accolade but Orton was too close to the ropes.
- Orton delivered an RKO out of nowhere on Rusev but Lana got up on the ring apron and distracted the ref from making the count.
- Rusev fought back taking Orton down and delivering multiple kicks to him.
- Lana hoped up on the ring apron again and tried to take off the corner pad.
- Orton battled back and delivered a punt to Rusev in the corner.
Quick Results
Edge: “Welcome to Monday Night RAW. We are here tonight just under 2 week away from Extreme Rules and we have more qualifying matches. Tonight Stephanie is taking care of business elsewhere looking at some free agents to bring in and in discussions with some possible new talent.”
- The crowd cheers at this announcement
Edge: “But anyway, tonight as we head to Extreme Rules we have 6 huge matches for you. Tonight the 2nd phase of the US Contenders series takes place as the 3 remaining members from last week compete in a Triple Threat match. We also have a big women’s match as Beth Phoenix makes her return to the ring against her former partner Natalya. We also have two big tag team 1st round matches as Wyatt Family members Erick Rowan and Braun Strowman face off with The Realest Guys, Enzo Amore and Big Cass and two teams I know very well The Hardy Boys and the Dudley Boys face off. And then in our RAW Championship Qualifying matches former World Champion, Jack Swagger faces off with potential future World Champion Bray Wyatt and former champion Randy Orton faces potential future champion Rusev.”
“SAWFT is a Sin” hits the speakers and out comes the Realest Guys.
Amore: “My name is Enzo Amore and I am a bonafide stud and a certified G, and you can’t teach that. And this right here is Big Cass, he’s 7 feet tall and you can’t teach that. Badaboom, realest guys in the room, how you doin?”
- The Realest Guys get into the ring.
Amore: “Tonight, we face off with two mindless baffoons who walk around wearing sheep masks. It’s obvious that you are sheep.”
Big Cass: “And just like sheep, there is only ONE WORD to describe you and I’m gonna SPELL…IT…OUT…for ya…S-A-W-F-T, Saaaaawwwwwfffffttttt!”
- The lights go out in the arena and the Wyatts come on the Titan Tron.
Bray Wyatt: “Oh Mr. Enzo and Mr. Cass, you find yourselves so funny with your witty comments and misspelling of words to try and get yourselves over with the fans. Myself, I find it to be an indictment on our education system and ignorance on your parts. You dare call the monsters of the Wyatt family soft, that id your mistake. Do NOT take them lightly because they will NOT go easy on you. Tonight, the Faces of Vengeance and the Face of Destruction will begin their march towards complete annhilation.”
- Bray stares at the screen and blows out the candle and the Wyatt Family makes their way to the ring.
RAW Tag Championship 1st round:
Realest Guys (Enzo Amore/Big Cass) v. The Wyatts (Erick Rowan/Braun Strowman)
- Strowman sent Enzo into a big clothesline by Rowan.
- Rowam picked Strowman up into a double choke lifting slam or a 2 count.
- Enzo was able to tag Big Cass in and he delivered a sideslam to Rowan for a 2 count.
- The Realest Guys got in control and Enzo came back in and delivered a running splash taking Rowan down to the mat.
- Enzo had Rowan into the corner but Rowan took him over with a fireman’s carry and then picked him up with a big full nelson slam and Strowman stopped Cass from making the save.
Spoiler
- Wyatt kneels in the ring as the Family stand behind him.
Wyatt: “Follow the buzzards.”
- We go to commercial and when we come back Bray is still in the ring and the Wyatt Family has
RAW Championship Qualifying Match:
Jack Swagger v. Bray Wyatt
- Swagger delivered a chop block on Wyatt to take him off his feet.
- Swagger followed up with a Swagger bomb out of nowhere for a shocking 2 count.
- The lights went out and when they came back on the Wyatt Family were standing back around the ringside area and this distracted Swagger long enough for Wyatt to deliver Sister Abigail.
Spoiler
- Wyatt kneels in front of Swagger, stretches his arms out wide and yells, “Follow the Buzzards!”
- We head to commercial after the match.
- When we come back from commercial and “Second Coming” hits the speakers and Seth Rollins make his way to the ring.
Rollins: “In just under two weeks I right a wrong that should never have happened to begin with. At Extreme Rules I take back what is rightfully mine, the WWE World Championship and there is nothing anyone can do about it.”
- Just then “The Truth Reigns” hits the speakers and out comes the World Champion, Roman Reigns to mostly boos.
Reigns: “So Rollins, you think you are taking this *holds up the title in the air* from me. You have no chance to take this from me Seth.”
- The fans boo
Rollins: “How does it feel Roman to be booed the fans that you so want to love you?”
Reigns: “The fans pay their hard-earned money and can cheer and boo whoever they want to. You are the only one that matters right now and if you think you are taking my title back from me you are sadly mistaken. You see Seth, you don’t have blindsided attacks or The Authority to help you this time around. This time Seth, it’s you and me and no one else.”
Rollins: “Roman, it doesn’t matter who is out there, I beat you and Brock on my own for that title and the ONLY reason you are keeping it warm for me now is because I got injured.”
- Seth goes after Roman and the two men begin to brawl as the fans mostly cheer Rollins and chant “Roman Sucks.”
- All of a sudden security and agents rush out and break them up and Edge makes his way to the stage.
Edge: “Okay you two, you want each other bad, then in two weeks the two of you WILL have ONE winner and ONE survivor as you will face off in a Last Man Standing match.”
Rollins: “In just under two weeks I right a wrong that should never have happened to begin with. At Extreme Rules I take back what is rightfully mine, the WWE World Championship and there is nothing anyone can do about it.”
- Just then “The Truth Reigns” hits the speakers and out comes the World Champion, Roman Reigns to mostly boos.
Reigns: “So Rollins, you think you are taking this *holds up the title in the air* from me. You have no chance to take this from me Seth.”
- The fans boo
Rollins: “How does it feel Roman to be booed the fans that you so want to love you?”
Reigns: “The fans pay their hard-earned money and can cheer and boo whoever they want to. You are the only one that matters right now and if you think you are taking my title back from me you are sadly mistaken. You see Seth, you don’t have blindsided attacks or The Authority to help you this time around. This time Seth, it’s you and me and no one else.”
Rollins: “Roman, it doesn’t matter who is out there, I beat you and Brock on my own for that title and the ONLY reason you are keeping it warm for me now is because I got injured.”
- Seth goes after Roman and the two men begin to brawl as the fans mostly cheer Rollins and chant “Roman Sucks.”
- All of a sudden security and agents rush out and break them up and Edge makes his way to the stage.
Edge: “Okay you two, you want each other bad, then in two weeks the two of you WILL have ONE winner and ONE survivor as you will face off in a Last Man Standing match.”
Natalya v. Beth Phoenix
- Natalya delivered a tornado clothesline for a 2 count
- Natalya delivered a second tornado clothesline followed by a leg drop this time but once again only got a 2 count.
- Natalya delivered a 3rd tornado clothesline but only got a 2 count again and was visibly upset after it.
- Beth put Natalya down with a suplex and got a 2 count. She went to pick Nattie up but Nattie hit a chin buster and delivered a crucifix bomb for another 2 count.
- Nattie got very frustrated and then delivered Down In Flames.
Spoiler
- After the match, Beth gives her hand to Natalya to help her to her feet, which Natalya reluctantly accepted. The shook hands and Natalya left the ring.
RAW Tag Championship 1st round:
Hardy Boys v. Dudley Boys
- Bubba delivered a Bubba Bomb to Matt as Devon took Jeff out with a spear off the ring apron. Devon turned around and delivered a 3D to Matt but Jeff slid into the ring to break up the pin.
- Matt delivered a stunner to Bubba for a 2 count.
- Bubba delivered a DDT to Matt for a 2 count.
- Jeff delivered a Twist of Fate to Devon while Matt stopped Bubba from breaking up the pin.
Spoiler
- Prior to the next match we go backstage to Edge in his office.
Edge: “With the Cruiserweight Classic set to debut this Friday there are 2 open spots and I am proud to announce the final two participants for the CWC. The first participant will be a current RAW roster member and 1/3 of the Puerto Rican Nightmares, Primo. And I was just on the phone with Stephanie McMahon and she is proud to announce the signing of a returning superstar who is coming back from injury, Tyson Kidd.”
- You can hear the crowd going wild at that announcement.
United States Contenders Series Triple Threat:
Goldust v. Zack Ryder v. Heath Slater
- Goldust delivered the Curtain Call to Ryder for a 2 count after Slater was dropkicked out of the ring.
- Goldust delivered the Curtain Call to Slater for a 2 count.
- Goldust delivered the Final Cut to Slater.
Spoiler
- Goldust picked up another big win in his pursuit for a US Title Shot.
RAW Championship Qualifying Match:
Randy Orton v. Rusev
- Rusev delivered s jumping side kick to Orton but only got a 2 count.
- Rusev tried to lock in the Accolade but Orton was too close to the ropes.
- Orton delivered an RKO out of nowhere on Rusev but Lana got up on the ring apron and distracted the ref from making the count.
- Rusev fought back taking Orton down and delivering multiple kicks to him.
- Lana hoped up on the ring apron again and tried to take off the corner pad.
- Orton battled back and delivered a punt to Rusev in the corner.
Spoiler
Quick Results
Spoiler
Extreme Rules Preview
WWE World Championship:
Last Man Standing
Roman Reigns © v. Seth Rollins
RAW Championship Finals:
Elimination Chamber
Randy Orton v. ??? v. ??? v. Ethan Carter III v. Brock Lesnar v. Bray Wyatt
RAW Tag Championship Finals:
Hardy Boys/Revival winner v. Prime Time Players/Wyatt Family winner
RAW Women’s Championship Finals:
??? v. Charlotte
United States Championship:
??? v. Rusev ©
RAW Women’s Championship Semifinals:
Kaitlyn v. Beth Phoenix v.???
??? v. ???
Preshow
??? v. ???
WWE World Championship:
Last Man Standing
Roman Reigns © v. Seth Rollins
RAW Championship Finals:
Elimination Chamber
Randy Orton v. ??? v. ??? v. Ethan Carter III v. Brock Lesnar v. Bray Wyatt
RAW Tag Championship Finals:
Hardy Boys/Revival winner v. Prime Time Players/Wyatt Family winner
RAW Women’s Championship Finals:
??? v. Charlotte
United States Championship:
??? v. Rusev ©
RAW Women’s Championship Semifinals:
Kaitlyn v. Beth Phoenix v.???
??? v. ???
Preshow
??? v. ???
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