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Not sad to see Chris Masters go. I'm currently watching from the point I stopped watching many years ago, and I'm in Nov. 2005. Really not impressed by Masters, his mic skills are terrible.

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Not sad to see Chris Masters go. I'm currently watching from the point I stopped watching many years ago, and I'm in Nov. 2005. Really not impressed by Masters, his mic skills are terrible.

originally wasn't planning on any of these firings, but since the game threw me the curveball of Vince actually retiring, figured might as well change the makeup of the roster as well

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October 3rd 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Derrick Bateman vs Michael McGillicutty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bateman drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Mike McG. Mike McG counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Back suplex on Bateman. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Mike McG hits a great swinging DDT on Derrick Bateman. Mike McG then hits a pair of HARD clotheslines and a BAAACK Bodydrop! ULTIMATE HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Mike McG walks into a drop toe hold. A Gut buster connects on Mike McG and hits hard. Mike McG takes a quick lariat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Derrick Bateman, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Pin, but Mike McG is out just before the three count. Michael McGillicutty pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spinebuster by Michael McGillicutty. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bateman kicks Michael McGillicutty in the gut to reverse the momentum. Christopher Daniels comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bateman goes to irish whip Michael McGillicutty into the ropes. Daniels hits Mike McG with a chair to the back! Derrick Bateman moves in for the kill. Man-Tastic!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Christopher Daniels has a chair. Michael McGillicutty stands up...and gets floored by a shot to the head. Another two shots smack down across his back, leaving him unmoving on the canvas. Daniels sets the chair up, then picks up Michael McGillicutty. He gets whipped into the ropes...and then drop toe holded, sending him face first into the chair! Christopher Daniels has left Mike McG down and bloodied in the ring after a brutal assault!

Match Rating 3.5*

Owens \ Barrett are in the ring. Out onto the stage comes John Cena, and he challenges them to a match against him and his mystery partner. They accept. He announces his mystery partner, who is Kane. Out comes Kane, and the two teams stare each other down.

Segment Rating 4*

Richie Steamboat vs Jack Swagger.

Match Background: Steamboat is making his debut at this show.

The Match: Double arm suplex by Jack Swagger connects as Steamboat hits hard. Vertical suplex by Jack Swagger. Hooks the leg for a two count. Steamboat backdrops Jack Swagger out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Richie Steamboat. Implant DDT by Richie Steamboat! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and Swagger hits hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Swagger counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Tiger bomb by Jack Swagger, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Richie Steamboat powers out of a Jack Swagger headlock. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Tiger suplex on Swagger. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Spear by Richie Steamboat. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Jack Swagger fights out of a grapple. Jack Swagger has Richie Steamboat down on the canvas. Ankle Lock!!! Richie Steamboat taps out! Jack Swagger climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

AJ Lee is backstage. She got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Nikki Bella, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 3*

Maria Kanellis vs Sarah Stock.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Maria Kanellis arm drags Stock over and locks on an armbar. Flying elbow off the top rope by Maria Kanellis, getting as close to zero air as possible. Covers for a quick two count. Maria drops an elbow...but Sarah Stock moves out of the way. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Maria goes down. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Sarah Stock. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Stock uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Maria blocks a kick from Sarah Stock. Back heel kick from Maria on Stock. Hooks the leg for a two count. Maria face jams Sarah Stock. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Face crusher from Maria on Stock sets up for an elbowdrop. Maria snapmares Sarah Stock and goes for the DREADED chinlock. Sarah Stock comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Implant DDT by Sarah Stock! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Diamond Dust from Sarah Stock and Maria is out! Sarah Stock moves in for the kill. Tiger Driver! 1....2....3. Sarah Stock climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 3*

Hart Dynasty are backstage. They were out there to hype a match against Cryme Tyme. Sounds like fun.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Hart Dynasty vs Rhodes Brothers.

Match Background: Hart Dynasty are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Rhodes Brothers are the reigning WWE Raw Tag Team champions, and have been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Dustin by Tyson Kidd. Tyson Kidd hits a dropkick on Dustin Rhodes and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Tyson Kidd tags out to David Hart Smith. Tyson Kidd scoops up Dustin. DH Smith bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Big dropkick by David Hart Smith, who got a ton of air on the move. Dustin Rhodes is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Nice piledriver on DH Smith. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Dustin Rhodes and Cody Rhodes. Massive backbreaker on DH Smith and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Pin, but DH Smith is out just before the three count. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on David Hart Smith by Rhodes. Remember when that was a legit finish? Cody Rhodes gets taken down out of nowhere! David Hart Smith snap suplexes Rhodes HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, DH Smith is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Tag between David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd. Spinning back kick from Tyson Kidd. Tag to Dustin Rhodes. Tyson Kidd hits a rolling kick on Dustin. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Cryme Tyme come running down the aisle with chairs! Tyson Kidd whips Dustin Rhodes into the ropes. Shad jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Shad, Dustin, and the chair! Dustin Rhodes falls to the canvas. Tyson Kidd moves in for the kill. Fisherman Neckbreaker!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Cryme Tyme aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on Rhodes Brothers, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away!

Match Rating 4*

AJ Lee is in the ring. Out from the back comes Nikki Bella, and she slides in. They begin brawling. From the crowd comes Brie Bella, who joins in the attack on AJ Lee. The two-on-one attack leaves AJ Lee down on the mat, hurt.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Chris Jericho vs Triple H.

Match Background: None.

The Match: A Gut buster connects on HHH and hits hard. Nice piledriver on HHH. There's a two count on the pin. HHH reverses a waistlock. Triple H hits some punches. How generic. Flying shoulder tackle by HHH sends Jericho CRASHING to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Triple H with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Chris Jericho comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, aka the Doctor Bomb and HHH hits hard. Covers for a quick two count. Front legsweep slam aka The Stroke by Chris Jericho. Pin, but HHH is out just before the three count. HHH tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Big forearm by Chris Jericho makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Triple H reverses a hip toss. Triple H with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Triple H connects and Chris Jericho is down! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Chris Jericho knocks HHH to the outside, then signals for the Codebreaker. He reaches out of the ring for Triple H...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see HHH sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Triple H remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 4.5*

Christopher Daniels is walking backstage when Michael McGillicutty comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Michael McGillicutty walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Daniels down on the floor.

Segment Rating 4*

John Cena and Kane vs Kevin Owens and Wade Barrett.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Cena vs Barrett feud. So far, Cena hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Barrett since the feud started. Wade Barrett is the reigning WWE champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Kevin Owens charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Nice piledriver on Owens. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Kane. Kane \ Cena whip Owens into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Running knee lift from Kane. Hooks the leg for a two count. Owens is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Kane charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. High Angle DDT by Kevin Owens just SPIKES Kane down! Tag between Kevin Owens and Wade Barrett. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kane by Barrett. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nice piledriver on Kane. Kane pushes out of a Wade Barrett hold. Tag between Kane and John Cena. Full nelson slam on Barrett. John Cena scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Cena slams Wade Barrett. Barrett backdrops John Cena out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Wade Barrett. Spinebuster by Wade Barrett. Kevin Nash comes running down the aisle and into the ring! John Cena turns around. Kevin Nash spins Cena around. Kevin Nash hits the Jackknife Powerbomb! Nash leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Wade Barrett, Cena got pinned. Cena \ Kane are left down and out in the ring thanks to the attack of Owens, Barrett and Nash.

Match Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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WWE Raw superstar Curt Hawkins has checked himself into rehab dealing with an alcohol problem. WWE will not be issuing him a strike for this and wish him a fast and successful recovery.

The question now becomes what is in store for his tag partner Zack Ryder on Raw?

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October 7th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Drew McIntyre vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: McIntyre and Shelton have been feuding for quite some time now. So far, McIntyre hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Shelton since the feud started. Shelton Benjamin is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 26 August 2011.

The Match: Drew McIntyre connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Drew McIntyre gets taken down out of nowhere! Shelton hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Vicious kick to the teeth from Shelton Benjamin. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! McIntyre blocks a punch. Flying shoulder tackle by McIntyre sends Shelton CRASHING to the mat. Shelton walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Shelton kicks Drew McIntyre in the gut to reverse the momentum. Full nelson slam on McIntyre. Pin, but McIntyre is out just before the three count. McIntyre powers out of a headlock. Stacy Keibler has climbed up onto the apron! McIntyre turns...and falls for the distraction! Shelton Benjamin runs at McIntyre from behind...but misses! Shelton Benjamin collides with Stacy Keibler! Shelton Benjamin is in trouble. Future Shock!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Drew McIntyre remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 4*

The Miz is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this and you should too! He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Rey Mysterio, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 4*

William Regal vs Chris Sabin.

Match Background: Motor City Machine Guns and Christian \ Regal have been feuding recently. Christian \ Regal have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.

The Match: William Regal snap suplexes Sabin. Sabin gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal! William Regal snap suplexes Sabin HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Regal is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! A Gut buster connects on Sabin and hits hard. Sabin ducks a wild right hand. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Lightning kick by Sabin on Regal. There's a two count on the pin. Regal ducks a wild right hand. Sabin takes a quick lariat. There's a two count on the pin. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Sabin! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Sabin flips out of a William Regal bodyslam attempt. Standing leg lariat by Chris Sabin on Regal. Regal reverses a Chris Sabin hammerlock. Sabin gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. William Regal floors Sabin near the ropes and makes the pin. Regal is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! William Regal remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Michelle McCool is walking backstage, when she meets Gail Kim. They trade insults, get in each others faces, but eventually walk off without coming to blows.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Drew McIntyre comes out, and announces that he has a new manager. Out comes Stacy Keibler, who explains that she has decided that being a 'fan favourite' wasn't getting her anywhere, and the fans can kiss her ***. She is going to manage Drew McIntyre, as he is on his way to the top, and doesn't care what the fans think.

Segment Rating 4*

Alex Shelley vs Christian.

Match Background: Motor City Machine Guns and Christian \ Regal have been feuding recently.

The Match: Christian drives a thrust kick into the chest of Shelley. Massive back suplex! Alex Shelley got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. There's a two count on the pin. Shelley flips out of a Christian bodyslam attempt. Alex Shelley kicks the leg, knocks Christian down, and goes to work on it. Alex Shelley hits a rolling kick on Christian. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Covers for a quick two count. Christian walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Spin kick by Alex Shelley to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Christian reverses a waistlock. Spinebuster by Christian. Hooks the leg for a two count. Death valley driver by Christian! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Running knee lift from Christian. Christian drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Shelley. Shelley backdrops Christian out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Alex Shelley. Spin kick by Alex Shelley to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Diamond Dust from Alex Shelley and Christian is out! Alex Shelley drives Christian into the corner. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Alex Shelley goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Bray Wyatt.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Layla El vs Gail Kim.

Match Background: Gail Kim is the reigning WWE SmackDown Womens champion, and has been since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Layla El with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Gail Kim. One more performed that badly and this match will end on a bad note, if you get my drift. Layla hits a piledriver on Gail Kim. I know I wouldn't let someone that bad give me a piledriver. There's a two count on the pin. Gail Kim pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Gail Kim strikes Layla. Hard back suplex on Layla. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Layla goes down. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Hard back suplex on Layla. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Layla reverses a Gail Kim hammerlock. Layla El hits a crappy missile dropkick on Gail Kim. There's a two count on the pin. Layla El turns Gail Kim inside-out with a clothesline. Reminds me of Willow's 'Bored Now' skin ripping finisher. Inside joke, don't worry about it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Big kick from Layla staggers Gail Kim but that's about it. A weak headbutt on Gail Kim by Layla causes nothing but pain for both. Gail Kim avoids a Layla El avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Second rope flying axe handle, Layla goes down. One day, Gail Kim might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Tiger suplex on Layla. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Gail Kim floors Layla El. Here it comes...Flying Dragon! Layla El taps! Michelle McCool comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Michelle McCool spins Gail Kim around. Michelle McCool hits the Faithbreaker! Gail Kim has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 3.5*

Motor City Machine Guns are backstage. They talked trash about Regal \ Christian, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Bobby Lashley vs Sheamus.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Bobby Lashley connects with rights and lefts and Sheamus is down! Sheamus backdrops Bobby Lashley out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Sheamus. Sheamus hits a right hand. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Powerbomb on Lashley. Cover, but there's no one to count for Sheamus! Lashley backdrops Sheamus out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Bobby Lashley. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Sheamus by Lashley. Remember when that was a legit finish? Spear by Bobby Lashley. Covers for a quick two count. Bobby Lashley scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sheamus fights out of a grapple. Nice piledriver on Lashley. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Lashley counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Bobby Lashley floors Sheamus. Here it comes...Dragon Sleeper! Sheamus taps! Bobby Lashley climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

The Miz is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Rey Mysterio, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from The Miz soon annoy Mysterio, and he attacks The Miz! He lays The Miz out, but only after destroying most of of the set in the short brawl.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Show Rating 4*

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October 10th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Tonight, will be a big night for Monday Night Raw as we will have not 1, not 2, but 3 championship matches, as the Intercontinental, Tag Team, and Womens championships will all be on the line.

John Cena vs Derrick Bateman.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Big forearm by Derrick Bateman makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Derrick Bateman misses a clothesline. Full nelson slam on Bateman. Powerbomb on Bateman. Derrick Bateman is in trouble. Attitude Adjustment! 1....2....3. Wade Barrett comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! Cena turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Wade Barrett has left Cena down and bloodied.

Match Rating 3*

Cryme Tyme are walking backstage when they get ambushed from behind by Rhodes Brothers, who beat them down with chairs. After a short attack, JTG and Shad have been left down and hurt on the concrete floor.

Segment Rating 4*

Cryme Tyme vs Rhodes Brothers.

Match Background: This will be a tables bout. This is a continuation of the Cryme Tyme vs Rhodes Brothers feud. This match is for the WWE Raw Tag Team titles. Rhodes Brothers have been WWE Raw Tag Team champions since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Rhodes slams Shad Gaspard. Fallaway slam by Dustin Rhodes puts down JTG. Cody Rhodes pulls Shad onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. JTG elbows Dustin Rhodes in the face to break a hammerlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Cryme Tyme whip Rhodes into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Spinebuster by Shad Gaspard. Shad Gaspard goes to suplex Dustin through a table, but he slips out the backdoor. Rhodes blocks a kick from JTG. Massive backbreaker on Shad and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Rhodes climbs onto the table with JTG and scores with a piledriver to destroy the table and get the victory. Rhodes Brothers climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Match Rating 4*

John Cena is backstage. He always delivers the promo goodness. He was building up the feud with Wade Barrett. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 4*

Kevin Owens vs Kane.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kane with a spinning neckbreaker on Owens. Big piledriver on Owens. There's a two count on the pin. Kane walks into a drop toe hold. Owens slams Kane. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Kane by Owens. Remember when that was a legit finish? Covers for a quick two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Kevin Owens just KILLS Kane! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Bodyslam by Owens. Kane backdrops Kevin Owens out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kane. Big piledriver on Owens. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Kane just KILLS Kevin Owens! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Bodyslam by Kane. STIFF~! chop lights up Owens who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Owens reverses a Kane hammerlock. Bodyslam by Owens. Kevin Owens scores with a big spinebuster. Kevin Nash comes running down the aisle with a chair! Owens goes to irish whip Kane into the ropes. Nash hits Kane with a chair to the back! Kevin Owens moves in for the kill. Package Piledriver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kevin Owens, having taken the victory thanks to the outside interference of Kevin Nash, goes over and shakes hands with him, showing that their plan was a success.

Match Rating 3.5*

Zack Ryder is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and put himself over, talking about how great he is. I wonder if he's a mark for himself.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Nikki Bella vs AJ Lee.

Match Background: This will be a cage bout. AJ Lee and Nikki have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WWE Raw Womens title. AJ Lee has been WWE Raw Womens champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: AJ Lee just WAFFLES Nikki with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! AJ Lee drives Nikki into the cage side. AJ Lee and Nikki climb the cage....but both end up crashing back to the canvas after a struggle! Spin kick by AJ Lee to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. AJ Lee hits a dropkick on Nikki Bella and gets right back up. Nikki Bella avoids a AJ Lee avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Nikki Bella drives AJ Lee into the cage side. Back heel kick from Nikki on AJ Lee, but it missed by miles. Nikki Bella climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by AJ Lee! Nikki drops an elbow...but AJ Lee moves out of the way. AJ Lee crushes Nikki with a huge legdrop. DDT from the top rope by AJ Lee. That looked KILLER. Nikki Bella once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. HARD Chop by Nikki on AJ Lee. AJ Lee is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. AJ Lee climbs the cage...but Nikki Bella is in hot pursuit, and they both end up back on the canvas. AJ Lee hits a rolling kick on Nikki. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Nikki Bella gets knocked to the ground by AJ Lee. Octopus!!! Nikki Bella goes limp! AJ Lee and Nikki climb the cage....until Nikki Bella gets knocked off by a right hand! AJ Lee climbs over the top for the win! AJ Lee remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Wade Barrett is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about John Cena, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 4*

Chris Jericho vs Jack Swagger.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Swagger drives a thrust kick into the chest of Jericho. Vicious back suplex! Chris Jericho got nailed big time! There's a two count on the pin. Jericho ducks a wild right hand. Big forearm by Chris Jericho makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Big dropkick by Chris Jericho, who got a ton of air on the move. Hooks the leg for a two count. Chris Jericho brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Swagger in the ring! Pin, but Swagger is out just before the three count. Jericho drives a thrust kick into the chest of Swagger. Jericho walks into a drop toe hold. Swagger hits a piledriver on Chris Jericho. That used to end matches, you know. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Jack Swagger connects and Chris Jericho is down! Pin, but Jericho is out just before the three count. Jack Swagger with a spinning neckbreaker on Jericho. Jericho gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Swagger charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. A Gut buster connects on Swagger and hits hard. Spear! Swagger is down! Jack Swagger is in trouble. Codebreaker! 1....2....3. Chris Jericho climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Christopher Daniels is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Michael McGillicutty, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Michael McGillicutty vs Christopher Daniels.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Mike McG and Daniels have been feuding for quite some time now. So far, Mike McG hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Daniels since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title. Christopher Daniels has been WWE Intercontinental champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Daniels hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Christopher Daniels with a whip into the ladder. Daniels hits a dropkick on Michael McGillicutty and gets right back up. Daniels uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Daniels drops an elbow...but Michael McGillicutty moves out of the way. Slingshot suplex off the middle of the ladder! Big piledriver on Daniels. Daniels flips out of a Michael McGillicutty bodyslam attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Mike McG is down! Diamond Dust from Christopher Daniels and Mike McG is out! Christopher Daniels misses a clothesline. STIFF~! chop lights up Daniels who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Michael McGillicutty gets taken down out of nowhere! Mike McG takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels floors Michael McGillicutty...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, BME! Christopher Daniels climbs the ladder and grabs the prize for the win. Christopher Daniels goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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October 14th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Tonight's main event will see Shelton Benjamin defend the United States Championship against his former manager Stacy Keibler's new client Drew Mcintyre. These 2 men have been battling for awhile so General Manager Shane McMahon has decided to make this the end of their feud, and it will be a ladder match.

William Regal vs Alex Shelley.

Match Background: Motor City Machine Guns and Christian \ Regal have been feuding recently.

The Match: A Gut buster connects on Shelley and hits hard. Massive back suplex! Alex Shelley got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. There's a two count on the pin. Alex Shelley reverses a hip toss. Regal walks into a high dropkick from Alex Shelley, almost losing several teeth in the process. Spin kick by Alex Shelley to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Alex Shelley. That looked KILLER. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shelley uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! William Regal comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Nice piledriver on Shelley. Hooks the leg for a two count. William Regal brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Shelley in the ring! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Shelley gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. Regal drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Shelley. Shelley counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Alex Shelley hits a rolling kick on Regal. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Back heel kick off the second rope, Regal goes down. Alex Shelley sets William Regal up in the corner. Sliced Bread #2!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Alex Shelley remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Shelton Benjamin is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Drew McIntyre. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Dolph Ziggler vs Rey Mysterio.

Match Background: Rey Mysterio is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 25 September 2011.

The Match: Mysterio hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Dolph Ziggler fights out of a grapple. Dolph Ziggler snap suplexes Mysterio. Ziggler whips Mysterio into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Dolph Ziggler scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for Dolph Ziggler! Rey Mysterio once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Hard back suplex on Ziggler. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Super kick by Rey Mysterio. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Ziggler. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mysterio goes for a splash but Ziggler puts the knees up. Big piledriver on Mysterio. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Rey Mysterio powers out of a Dolph Ziggler headlock. Dolph Ziggler gets knocked to the ground by Mysterio, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Torpedo Splash! 1....2....3. The Miz comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! The Miz spins Mysterio around. The Miz hits the Skull-Crushing Finale! Rey Mysterio has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 4*

Lay-Cool are in the ring. Out onto the stage comes Gail Kim, and she challenges them to a match against her and her mystery partner. They accept. She announces her mystery partner, who is Eve Torres. Out comes Eve, and the two teams stare each other down.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Gail Kim and Eve Torres vs Lay-Cool.

Match Background: Gail Kim and Michelle have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Gail Kim is the reigning WWE SmackDown Womens champion, and has been since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Michelle walks into a high dropkick from Gail Kim, almost losing several teeth in the process. Michelle takes a flying neckbreaker from Gail Kim. Covers for a quick two count. Gail Kim tags out to Eve Torres. Gail Kim \ Eve hook up Michelle, then hit a double suplex. Covers for a quick two count. Michelle walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Michelle counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Sloppy short range spear from Michelle McCool. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Michelle McCool and Layla El. Layla El hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Big kick from Layla staggers Eve but that's about it. Layla walks into a drop toe hold. Eve hits an arm drag on Layla, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Tag between Eve Torres and Gail Kim. Gail Kim hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Tag between Layla El and Michelle McCool. Gail Kim hits a rolling kick on Michelle. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Michelle McCool is in trouble. Here it comes - Eat Defeat. 1....2...3, it's finished. Gail Kim \ Eve climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Match Rating 4*

A video is played, hyping the upcoming debut of Bray Wyatt.

Segment Rating 3*

The Miz vs Daniel Bryan.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Back suplex on The Miz. Back suplex on The Miz. Daniel Bryan hits a rolling kick on The Miz. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. The Miz takes a butterfly suplex from Bryan. The Miz ducks a wild right hand. BIG clothesline on Bryan. Spear by The Miz. Hooks the leg for a two count. Bryan blocks a punch. Doctor Bomb and The Miz is hurt. There's a two count on the pin. TIGER DRIVER '91~! Almost KILLS The Miz. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Daniel Bryan misses a clothesline. Bryan is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Bryan blocks a kick from The Miz. The Miz takes a flying neckbreaker from Daniel Bryan. Rey Mysterio comes running down the aisle and into the ring! The Miz turns around. Rey Mysterio slams The Miz down. Rey Mysterio climbs to the top rope and hits the Torpedo Splash! Mysterio leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Daniel Bryan pins The Miz. Rey Mysterio pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault The Miz! Right hands rain down on The Miz, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, Rey Mysterio turns and leaves the ring, the damage done.

Match Rating 3*

Stacy Keibler is backstage with Drew McIntyre. Stacy Keibler continued the feud between McIntyre and Shelton Benjamin by talking trash. The buyrates are going to go through the roof!

Segment Rating 4*

Chris Sabin vs Christian.

Match Background: Motor City Machine Guns and Christian \ Regal have been feuding recently.

The Match: Spin kick by Chris Sabin to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Sabin charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Sabin gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Christian! Stun Gun from Christian! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. There's a two count on the pin. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Sabin! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Christian slams Chris Sabin down and motions to the crowd. Christian drops an elbow...but Chris Sabin moves out of the way. Sabin crushes Christian with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Springboard dropkick from Chris Sabin. Nicely done. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Christian takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Sabin. Sabin hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Christian blocks a kick from Chris Sabin. Running knee lift from Christian. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Sabin! Chris Sabin can barely stand. Here it comes - Killswitch. 1....2...3, it's finished. Christian goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Motor City Machine Guns are backstage. They talked trash about Regal \ Christian, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.

Segment Rating 4*

Drew McIntyre vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. McIntyre and Shelton have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WWE United States title. Shelton Benjamin has been WWE United States champion since 26 August 2011.

The Match: Drew McIntyre hits some punches. How generic. Shelton gets a face-full of ladder. Shelton Benjamin charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. BAAACK Body drop by Shelton gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Shelton counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Ladder assisted standing moonsault, McIntyre gets CRUSHED! Shelton crushes McIntyre with a huge legdrop. Drew McIntyre pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Vicious back suplex! Shelton Benjamin got nailed big time! Drew McIntyre scores with a big spinebuster. Drew McIntyre misses a clothesline. Shelton hits a right hand. Drew McIntyre avoids a Shelton Benjamin avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Flying shoulder tackle by McIntyre sends Shelton CRASHING to the mat. They both begin to climb the ladder. Once they reach the top, an exchange of punches starts! McIntyre grabs Shelton...and sends him crashing to the canvas! Drew McIntyre grabs the prize for the victory. Drew McIntyre remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

[WeirdViper]

Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR

October 17th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Tonight, on Raw the feud between AJ Lee and Nikki Bella comes to an end, as these 2 face off in a tables match for the Raw Women's Championship. And to insure there is no funny business, Stephanie McMahon has banned Brie Bella from being in her sisters corner.

Triple H is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Wade Barrett, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview, but it is ended abruptly when John Cena comes out of nowhere and attacks Wade Barrett. The brawl is swift and violent, and ends with Barrett down and out on the floor of the set. John Cena walks off, having made his point.

Segment Rating 4*

Christopher Daniels vs Kevin Owens.

Match Background: Daniels and Owens are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Christopher Daniels is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Daniels gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Daniels flips out of a Kevin Owens bodyslam attempt. Standing leg lariat by Christopher Daniels on Owens. The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Tiger suplex on Owens. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Owens powers out of a headlock. Fallaway slam by Kevin Owens puts down Christopher Daniels. Big piledriver on Daniels. Covers for a quick two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on Daniels! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Daniels ducks a wild right hand. Daniels crushes Owens with a running senton. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Owens counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Kevin Nash comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Daniels turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Nash! Kevin Nash has left Daniels in big trouble. Christopher Daniels is in trouble. Package Piledriver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kevin Owens smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Kevin Nash, thanking him for interfering and helping win this match.

Match Rating 4*

We see AJ Lee warming up backstage.

Segment Rating 3*

Cody Rhodes vs David Hart Smith.

Match Background: Rhodes Brothers and Hart Dynasty are currently feuding. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started.

The Match: DH Smith gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Cody Rhodes ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. BIG clothesline on DH Smith. Rhodes slams David Hart Smith down and motions to the crowd. DH Smith backdrops Cody Rhodes out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of David Hart Smith. Vertical suplex by David Hart Smith. Tiger bomb by David Hart Smith, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rhodes reverses a David Hart Smith hammerlock. Cody Rhodes hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! DH Smith is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Cody Rhodes gets taken down out of nowhere! Cody Rhodes just WALKS into a stiff lariat clothesline from DH Smith. Cody Rhodes avoids a David Hart Smith avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Bodyslam by Rhodes. Dustin Rhodes comes running down the aisle and into the ring! David Hart Smith turns around. Dustin Rhodes spins DH Smith around. Dustin Rhodes hits the Final Cut! Dustin leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for Cody Rhodes, DH Smith got pinned. Rhodes Brothers are beating down on David Hart Smith! The music of Tyson Kidd hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Rhodes and Dustin bail out of the ring, leaving David Hart Smith down in the ring. Tyson Kidd may have saved David Hart Smith from a brutal beating.

Match Rating 3.5*

Kofi Kingston is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Zack Ryder. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Segment Rating 4*

Tyson Kidd vs Dustin Rhodes.

Match Background: Rhodes Brothers and Hart Dynasty have been feuding recently. Hart Dynasty have yet to beat their rivals in the ring since the feud began.

The Match: Spinning back kick from Tyson Kidd. Dustin Rhodes fights out of a grapple. Dustin Rhodes connects with rights and lefts and Tyson Kidd is down! Dustin whips Tyson Kidd into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Powerbomb on Tyson Kidd. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Dustin charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Dustin takes a flying neckbreaker from Tyson Kidd. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tyson Kidd. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Dustin counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Tyson Kidd walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Tyson Kidd avoids a Dustin Rhodes avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Cody Rhodes comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dustin and Tyson Kidd continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Cody Rhodes slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Tyson Kidd moves! Rhodes accidentally blasts Dustin with a chair to the head! Tyson Kidd throws Rhodes out of the ring! Dustin Rhodes can barely stand. Fisherman Neckbreaker! 1....2....3. Rhodes Brothers are beating down on Tyson Kidd! The music of David Hart Smith hits, and he comes running down the aisle into the ring. Dustin and Rhodes bail out of the ring, leaving Tyson Kidd down in the ring. David Hart Smith may have saved Tyson Kidd from a brutal beating.

Match Rating 3.5*

Christopher Daniels is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Kevin Owens. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Kofi Kingston vs Zack Ryder.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kingston just WAFFLES Ryder with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Ryder walks into a high dropkick from Kofi Kingston, almost losing several teeth in the process. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Implant DDT by Kofi Kingston! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Kofi Kingston misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Ryder slams Kofi Kingston down and motions to the crowd. Kingston walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Covers for a quick two count. Kingston blocks a punch. Kingston crushes Ryder with a huge legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Kofi Kingston. Nicely done. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Zack Ryder reverses a hip toss. Ryder hits a right hand. Kingston powers out of a headlock. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Kofi Kingston moves in for the kill. Here it comes - SOS. 1....2...3, it's finished. Kofi Kingston goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Bella Twins are backstage. They continued the feud by ripping into AJ Lee. Hooray for properly booked feuds!

Segment Rating 3*

Nikki Bella vs AJ Lee.

Match Background: This will be a tables bout. AJ Lee and Nikki have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WWE Raw Womens title. AJ Lee has been WWE Raw Womens champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Nikki Bella goes to slam AJ Lee through a table, but she manages to escape. Back heel kick from Nikki on AJ Lee, but it missed by miles. Nikki Bella gets taken down out of nowhere! Nikki walks into a high dropkick from AJ Lee, almost losing several teeth in the process. AJ Lee hits a dropkick on Nikki Bella and gets right back up. AJ Lee goes to suplex Nikki through a table, but she slips out the backdoor. Nikki takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Lee. Nikki powers out of a headlock. Back heel kick from Nikki on AJ Lee, but it missed by miles. Slingshot clothesline by Nikki, who almost messed it up by slipping on the ropes. Kick to the gut from Nikki, who sadly, was even able to botch THAT. Nikki Bella pulls AJ Lee onto the table for a piledriver, but she uses a backdrop to survive. AJ Lee avoids a Nikki Bella avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Nikki takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Lee. Tiger suplex on Nikki. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. AJ Lee throws Nikki Bella onto the table, climbs to the top rope...and uses a flying elbow drop to collapse the table and pick up a victory. AJ Lee climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Wade Barrett is in the ring, and he calls out John Cena. Down the aisle comes Cena, ready to right. He enters the ring and begins to brawl, but quickly Owens \ Nash come out of the crowd and make it three-on-one. They beat down John Cena and drag him to the corner. Barrett gives the order, and they ram him groin first into the steel ring post. They walk off, leaving him down in agony.

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

[WeirdViper]

Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR

October 21st 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Evan Bourne vs Drew McIntyre.

Match Background: McIntyre and Bourne are currently feuding. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. Drew McIntyre is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 14 October 2011.

The Match: Evan Bourne strikes McIntyre. Bourne hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, McIntyre goes down. One day, Bourne might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Spin kick by Evan Bourne to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. McIntyre blocks a punch. Drew McIntyre with a spinning neckbreaker on Bourne. Massive backbreaker on Bourne and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Evan Bourne reverses a hip toss. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Evan Bourne. Pin, but McIntyre is out just before the three count. McIntyre counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Drew McIntyre connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. McIntyre drops an elbow...but Evan Bourne moves out of the way. Implant DDT by Evan Bourne! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Drew McIntyre gets knocked to the ground by Bourne, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Air Bourne, forget about it. 1....2...3! Evan Bourne is still in the ring celebrating. Drew McIntyre pushes the referee away. Drew McIntyre spins Bourne around. Drew McIntyre hits the Future Shock!

Match Rating 4*

The Miz is backstage. He always delivers the promo goodness. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Rey Mysterio, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 4*

Bobby Lashley and Mark Henry vs Christian and William Regal.

Match Background: Christian \ Regal are the reigning WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions, and have been since 25 September 2011.

The Match: Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Christian by Lashley. Remember when that was a legit finish? Spear by Bobby Lashley. Covers for a quick two count. Lashley tags out to Mark Henry. Mark Henry scoops up Christian. Lashley bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Mark Henry with a spinning neckbreaker on Christian. There's a two count on the pin. Henry slams Christian. Christian counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Henry! Christian tags out to William Regal. Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Henry. Henry walks into a jaw breaker. Regal drops an elbow...but Mark Henry moves out of the way. Tag to Bobby Lashley. Spear by Bobby Lashley. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Bobby Lashley connects and William Regal is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! STIFF~! chop lights up Regal who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! William Regal comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Nice piledriver on Lashley. Bobby Lashley grabs William Regal from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but Regal rolls through with the move! He is using the tights for leverage! 1....2...3! The referee didn't see it! Motor City Machine Guns come running down the aisle and into the ring! Christian turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Regal walks into a vicious boot to the face. Motor City Machine Guns set him up, and nail the Skull And Bones! Christian is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Skull And Bones as well! Motor City Machine Guns have done a number on them!

Match Rating 3.5*

Stacy Keibler is backstage with Drew McIntyre. Stacy Keibler talked trash about Evan Bourne, continuing the feud with Drew McIntyre. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will always help build up a rivalry. Well, I guess sticks and stones would as well, but you know what I mean.

Segment Rating 4*

Roderick Strong vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: R. Strong is making his debut at this show.

The Match: Big forearm by Roderick Strong makes me want to go to the mirror and check MY teeth. Roderick Strong connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Vertical suplex by Roderick Strong. Shelton gets caught with a short powerbomb from R. Strong. Shelton blocks a kick from Roderick Strong. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Shelton Benjamin hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. R. Strong pushes out of a Shelton Benjamin hold. Doctor Bomb connects and Shelton landed hard. There's a two count on the pin. Roderick Strong brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly murder Shelton in the ring! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Shelton Benjamin elbows Roderick Strong in the face to break a hammerlock. Shelton Benjamin connects with a back heel kick on R. Strong and gets back up quickly. R. Strong blocks a kick from Shelton Benjamin. R. Strong drives a thrust kick into the chest of Shelton. Roderick Strong grapples with Shelton Benjamin, and positions himself so that the referee can't see...and hits a low blow! He rolls up the stunned Shelton Benjamin: 1....2....3!! What a cheap shot! Roderick Strong goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Gail Kim is walking backstage when she is spotted by Michelle McCool, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until Michelle McCool gets a clear upper hand and sends Gail Kim into retreat.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Big Show vs Randy Orton.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Randy Orton connects with rights and lefts and Big Show is down! Big Show is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. BAAACK Body drop by Big Show gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. BAAACK Body drop by Big Show gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Big Show is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. BIG clothesline on Orton. Big Show hits a piledriver on Randy Orton. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Orton reverses a waistlock. Orton hits a piledriver on Big Show. That used to end matches, you know. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Big Show. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Big Show powers out of a Randy Orton headlock. Big Show hits a right hand. Big Show drops an elbow...but Randy Orton moves out of the way. Orton slams Big Show down and motions to the crowd. Randy Orton has Big Show down on the canvas. Punt! 1....2....3. Randy Orton climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Evan Bourne is backstage. He was building up the feud with Drew McIntyre. Well, that's just...neat!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Beth Phoenix vs Michelle McCool.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Michelle suplexes Beth to the canvas and floats over. Michelle McCool hits a shaky delayed suplex on Beth. Davey Boy Smith is looking down from heaven...and shaking his head in disapproval. There's a two count on the pin. Beth reverses a waistlock. Beth Phoenix connects with rights and lefts and Michelle McCool is down! Michelle McCool charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Powerbomb on Michelle. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Michelle McCool by Beth. Remember when that was a legit finish? Beth Phoenix misses a clothesline. Weak bodyslam by Michelle. Covers for a quick two count. Michelle McCool uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Beth Phoenix walks into a chop to the pecs. Ouchy. Michelle McCool gets back up now and snap suplexes Beth. Beth ducks a wild right hand. Beth Phoenix with a spinning neckbreaker on Michelle. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Gail Kim comes running down the aisle with a chair! Beth and Michelle McCool continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Gail Kim slides in and blasts Michelle McCool with a chair to the head! Gail Kim climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Beth Phoenix moves in for the kill. Glam Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Gail Kim obviously hasn't finished her attack yet! Michelle McCool stands up. Gail Kim spins Michelle around. Gail Kim hits the Eat Defeat! Gail Kim eventually leaves, having caused enough damage.

Match Rating 4*

Rey Mysterio is in the ring. John Morrison comes out, and challenges him to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.

Segment Rating 4*

John Morrison vs Rey Mysterio.

Match Background: Rey Mysterio is the reigning World Heavyweight champion, and has been since 25 September 2011.

The Match: Mysterio is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Morrison hits a right hand. Spin kick by John Morrison to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Morrison uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Rey Mysterio reverses a hip toss. Flying elbow from Rey Mysterio connects. Morrison takes a NICE hurrancarana from Rey Mysterio. Hooks the leg for a two count. John Morrison reverses a hip toss. Lightning kick by Morrison on Mysterio. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from John Morrison and Mysterio is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Mysterio kicks John Morrison in the gut to reverse the momentum. STIFF high kick on Morrison by Rey Mysterio. Mysterio charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Morrison slams Rey Mysterio down and motions to the crowd. The Miz comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Rey Mysterio turns around. The Miz spins Mysterio around. The Miz hits the Skull-Crushing Finale! The Miz leaves the ring, the damage done! Cover gets three for John Morrison, Mysterio got pinned. Morrison and The Miz beat away on Rey Mysterio, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas.

Match Rating 4.5*

Show Rating 4*

[WeirdViper]

Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR

October 24th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Brie Bella vs AJ Lee.

Match Background: AJ Lee is the reigning WWE Raw Womens champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Brie walks into a high dropkick from AJ Lee, almost losing several teeth in the process. AJ Lee just WAFFLES Brie with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flying elbow from AJ Lee connects. Spin kick by AJ Lee to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Brie blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Flying dropkick from Brie on AJ Lee gets a two count. BIG clothesline from Brie. 'BIG' because it missed by a mile! Hooks the leg for a two count. AJ Lee once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Lightning kick by AJ Lee on Brie. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from AJ Lee. Nicely done. Pin, but Brie is out just before the three count. Brie counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! AJ Lee gets hip tossed by Brie and follows it up with two more. AJ Lee blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Hard back suplex on Brie. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. AJ Lee has Brie Bella down on the canvas. Octopus!!! Brie Bella taps out! Melina comes running down the aisle with a chair and into the ring! AJ Lee turns...and is dropped by a vicious chair shot! Melina has left AJ Lee down and bloodied.

Match Rating 3*

Wade Barrett and John Cena are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. Wade Barrett signs it. Cena also signs it, but is immediately attacked by Barrett, who drives the table into his ribs. Wade Barrett moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Wasteland. Wade Barrett walks off, having won this battle.

Segment Rating 4*

Jack Swagger vs R-Truth.

Match Background: None.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Swagger by R-Truth. Swagger flips out of a R-Truth bodyslam attempt. R-Truth takes a back suplex. R-Truth charges, Swagger moves, and the referee is knocked silly! Belly to belly off the top rope! Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! R-Truth reverses a Jack Swagger hammerlock. R-Truth with a spinning neckbreaker on Swagger. Super kick by R-Truth. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by R-Truth. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pin, but Swagger is out just before the three count. R-Truth walks into a drop toe hold. Massive back suplex! R-Truth got snapped in half, but not literally because that would just end the match now wouldn't it. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. R-Truth pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Jack Swagger can barely stand. Lie Detector! 1....2....3. R-Truth goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Kevin Owens is backstage. He continued their rivalry by getting on THE STICK~! and ripping into Christopher Daniels. I'm happy that they're giving the feud enough time to develop.

Segment Rating 3*

Kelly Kelly vs Nikki Bella.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Dropkick from Nikki results in the front row looking for Kelly's teeth!Badly executed second rope splash by Nikki convinces me that I can do better. There's a two count on the pin. Kelly Kelly powers out of a Nikki Bella headlock. Nikki takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Kelly Kelly arm drags Nikki over and locks on an armbar. There's a two count on the pin. Flying knee to the face from Kelly Kelly. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Kelly hits a dropkick on Nikki Bella. Actually, it barely touched! Kelly Kelly misses a clothesline. Nikki tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Kelly Kelly. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sloppy discus punch from Nikki Bella barely connects on Kelly. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Nikki hits an arm drag on Kelly, followed by about 3 BILLION more. Nikki uses some pathetic kicks in the corner now. Nikki charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Kelly Kelly arm drags Nikki over and locks on an armbar. Kelly Kelly blasts Nikki with a superkick. Kelly Kelly moves in for the kill. K2! 1....2....3. Kelly Kelly climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 3*

Melina is walking backstage when she is spotted by AJ Lee, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until AJ Lee gets a clear upper hand and sends Melina into retreat.

Segment Rating 3*

Richie Steamboat vs Michael McGillicutty.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Steamboat drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Mike McG. Standing leg lariat by Richie Steamboat on Mike McG. Stun Gun from Richie Steamboat! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Richie Steamboat snap suplexes Mike McG HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Steamboat is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Michael McGillicutty elbows Richie Steamboat in the face to break a hammerlock. Flying shoulder tackle by Mike McG sends Steamboat CRASHING to the mat. BRAINBUSTAH~! by Michael McGillicutty! Hooks the leg for a two count. Michael McGillicutty misses a clothesline. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Mike McG! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Mike McG flips out of a Richie Steamboat bodyslam attempt. Mike McG scoops and slams Richie Steamboat. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Richie Steamboat pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Hard impact Russian Leg Sweep by Steamboat. According to some other reviewers around here, 'legsweep' is one word. Richie Steamboat climbs to the top turnbuckle as Michael McGillicutty is stunned. Flying Body Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Richie Steamboat remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Hart Dynasty are backstage. They was building up the feud with Rhodes Brothers. I respect you, Booker Man.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Cryme Tyme vs Hart Dynasty.

Match Background: Hart Dynasty are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion.

The Match: Tyson Kidd strikes JTG. Second rope flying axe handle, JTG goes down. One day, Tyson Kidd might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. There's a two count on the pin. Tyson Kidd tags out to David Hart Smith. Hart Dynasty hook up JTG, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. David Hart Smith snap suplexes JTG HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, DH Smith is a HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! DH Smith walks into a drop toe hold. Spinning bulldog in the corner and DH Smith is down! Hooks the leg for a two count. JTG tags out to Shad Gaspard. Spear by Shad Gaspard. Pin, but DH Smith is out just before the three count. Shad slams David Hart Smith down and motions to the crowd. David Hart Smith once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. DH Smith drives a thrust kick into the chest of Shad. DH Smith tags out to Tyson Kidd. Shad walks into a high dropkick from Tyson Kidd, almost losing several teeth in the process. Tag to JTG. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. JTG is all alone...Hart Attack!! 1....2....3! Rhodes Brothers come running down the aisle and into the ring! DH Smith turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Tyson Kidd walks into a vicious boot to the face. Rhodes Brothers set him up, and nail the Elevated Cross Rhodes! DH Smith is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Elevated Cross Rhodes as well! Rhodes Brothers have done a number on them!

Match Rating 4*

Christopher Daniels is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Kevin Owens, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 4*

John Cena and Christopher Daniels vs Wade Barrett and Kevin Owens.

Match Background: Cena and Barrett have been feuding for quite some time now. So far, Cena hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Barrett since the feud started. Daniels and Owens have been feuding recently. So far, Daniels hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Owens since the feud started. Wade Barrett is the reigning WWE champion, and has been since 28 August 2011. Christopher Daniels is the reigning WWE Intercontinental champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Running knee lift from Wade Barrett. Full nelson slam on Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Kevin Owens. Owens \ Barrett whip Daniels into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Christopher Daniels by Owens. Remember when that was a legit finish? There's a two count on the pin. Kevin Owens connects with rights and lefts and Christopher Daniels is down! Christopher Daniels reverses a hip toss. Tiger suplex on Owens. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Daniels tags out to John Cena. BIG clothesline on Owens. John Cena hits a bulldog off the ropes. Owens reverses a waistlock. Owens tags out to Wade Barrett. Cena walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Wade Barrett scores with a big spinebuster. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Barrett slams John Cena. Cena reverses a waistlock. Big piledriver on Barrett. Wade Barrett is in trouble. Attitude Adjustment!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! I don't think the fight has finished. Cena \ Daniels and Barrett \ Owens have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view.

Match Rating 4*

Show Rating 3.5*

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October 28th 2011
Next PPV Vengeance October 30th 2011

Rey Mysterio is in the ring. The Miz comes out, and challenges him to a match at Vengeance. The challenge is accepted.

Segment Rating 4*

Shane McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Bourne \ Gail Kim and Michelle \ McIntyre fight in a tag team match.

Segment Rating 4*

Motor City Machine Guns vs Bryan and Strong.

Match Background: Motor City Machine Guns are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Bryan and Strong used to be a regular team, but have been inactive for a while. Whether this match will lead to a reformation as an active unit remains to be seen.

The Match: Standing leg lariat by Chris Sabin on R. Strong. Hard back suplex on R. Strong. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley. Motor City Machine Guns whip R. Strong into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. There's a two count on the pin. Alex Shelley hits a rolling kick on R. Strong. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Roderick Strong fights out of a grapple. Roderick Strong hits a stalling suplex on Shelley. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Roderick Strong and Daniel Bryan. T-Bone suplex by Bryan, Shelley got folded in half to the point that he was almost able to fellate himself. Mighty impressive, don't you think? Pin, but Shelley is out just before the three count. Shelley gets caught with a short powerbomb from Bryan. Shelley kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut to reverse the momentum. Shelley hits a dropkick on Daniel Bryan and gets right back up. Tag between Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin. Chris Sabin connects with a back heel kick on Bryan and gets back up quickly. Tag to Roderick Strong. Sabin hits a dropkick on Roderick Strong and gets right back up. Roderick Strong is all alone...Skull And Bones!! 1....2....3! Regal \ Christian come running down the aisle with chairs! They slide in behind Motor City Machine Guns...and drop them with stereo chair shots! Regal \ Christian leave the ring, the damage done.

Match Rating 4*

Motor City Machine Guns are backstage. They talked trash about Christian \ Regal, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.

Segment Rating 4*

Dolph Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin vs John Morrison.

Match Background: This will be a triangle bout.

The Match: Ziggler hits a right hand. Ziggler drives a HARD forearm into the chest of Shelton. Morrison kicks Dolph Ziggler in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying elbow from John Morrison connects. Massive backbreaker on Morrison and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Shelton Benjamin takes a butterfly suplex from Ziggler. Shelton counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Morrison \ Shelton whip Ziggler into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Springboard dropkick from John Morrison. Nicely done. Shelton slams John Morrison. Shelton Benjamin misses a clothesline. Implant DDT by John Morrison! I will always and forever mark out for that move. John Morrison floors Dolph Ziggler...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Starship Pain! 1....2....3.


Match Rating 4*

McIntyre \ Michelle are backstage. They was building up the feud with Gail Kim \ Bourne. I respect you, Booker Man.

Segment Rating 4*

Natalya Neidhart vs Layla El.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Layla gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Natalya! Layla gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Natalya! Natalya drives a thrust kick into the chest of Layla. Vertical suplex by Natalya Neidhart. Layla El fights out of a grapple. Natalya gets splashed in the corner. Layla El hits a sloppy double axe handle off the top. Covers for a quick two count. Natalya Neidhart fights out of a grapple. Tiger bomb by Natalya Neidhart, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. There's a two count on the pin. Wicked suplex out of the corner from Natalya Neidhart, is executed so well, it hurt MY back. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Layla backdrops Natalya Neidhart out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Layla El. Natalya Neidhart takes a right hand to the temple from Layla. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Natalya Neidhart pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Stun Gun from Natalya Neidhart! I still can't believe that was Austin's finisher at one point. Natalya Neidhart floors Layla El. Here it comes...Sharpshooter! Layla El taps! Natalya Neidhart goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Randy Orton vs Mark Henry.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Orton hits a right hand. Mark Henry comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Henry hits a right hand. Mark Henry misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Death valley driver by Mark Henry! No one executes that move properly anymore. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out! Orton blocks a kick from Mark Henry. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Mark Henry by Orton. Remember when that was a legit finish? Nice piledriver on Henry. Hooks the leg for a two count. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Randy Orton just KILLS Mark Henry! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Mark Henry comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Orton walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Mark Henry misses a clothesline. Mark Henry gets knocked to the ground by Orton. Punt! 1....2....3. Randy Orton remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3*

Bourne \ Gail Kim are backstage. They continued the feud by ripping into McIntyre \ Michelle. Hooray for properly booked feuds!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Drew McIntyre and Michelle McCool vs Evan Bourne and Gail Kim.

Match Background: This is a continuation of the Gail Kim vs Michelle feud. Michelle has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. McIntyre and Bourne have been feuding recently. So far, McIntyre hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Bourne since the feud started. Drew McIntyre is the reigning WWE United States champion, and has been since 14 October 2011. Gail Kim is the reigning WWE SmackDown Womens champion, and has been since 12 August 2011.

The Match: McIntyre hits a right hand. Evan Bourne charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Michelle McCool. McIntyre \ Michelle whip Bourne into the corner. Drew McIntyre whips Michelle McCool in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Covers for a quick two count. Bourne just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Michelle. Evan Bourne comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Bourne crushes Michelle with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Bourne tags out to Gail Kim. Gail Kim crushes Michelle with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Gail Kim drops an elbow...but Michelle McCool moves out of the way. Gail Kim just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Michelle. Michelle tags out to Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre connects with rights and lefts and Gail Kim is down! Gail Kim tags out to Evan Bourne. Drew McIntyre with a spinning neckbreaker on Bourne. Stacy Keibler is at ringside! Bourne wastes valuable time by yelling at Stacy! Drew McIntyre takes advantage of the distraction and nails Bourne from behind! Drew McIntyre moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Future Shock. 1....2...3, it's finished. Bourne \ Gail Kim are left down and out in the ring thanks to the attack of McIntyre, Michelle and Stacy.

Match Rating 3.5*

The Miz and Rey Mysterio are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. The Miz signs it. Mysterio also signs it, but is immediately attacked by The Miz, who drives the table into his ribs. Rey Mysterio can barely stand. Here it comes - Skull-Crushing Finale. The Miz walks off, having won this battle.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Show Rating 4*

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PPV Preview
(Matches with * are end of feud matches)

WWE Championship*
Hell in a Cell Match
John Cena VS Wade Barrett(C)

World Heavyweight Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
The Miz VS Rey Mysterio(C)

Smackdown Womens Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
Michelle McCool VS Gail Kim(C)

Raw Womens Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
Melina VS AJ Lee(C)

Intercontinental Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
Kevin Owens VS Christopher Daniels(C)

United States Championship
Hell in a Cell Match
Evan Bourne VS Drew McIntyre(C)

Raw Tag Team Championship
Hart Dynasty VS Rhodes Brothers(C)

Smackdown Tag Team Championship*
Motor City Machine Guns VS Christian & Regal(C)

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October 30th 2011

PRE SHOW

Jack Swagger vs Richie Steamboat.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Flying cross body off the top rope! Belly to belly off the top rope! Richie Steamboat plants Swagger with an EXPLODAH~! suplex. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Swagger tastes a high angle back suplex. If Spike Lee can sue TNN over the Spike TV nonsense, then Kurt Angle should be able to sue SOMEONE for that. Covers for a quick two count. Swagger blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Bodyslam by Swagger. Steamboat walks into a jaw breaker. Steamboat blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Spear by Richie Steamboat. Richie Steamboat climbs to the top turnbuckle as Jack Swagger is stunned. Flying Body Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Richie Steamboat remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Main Card

Evan Bourne vs Drew McIntyre.

Match Background: This will be a hell in a cell bout. McIntyre and Bourne have been feuding recently. This match is for the WWE United States title. Drew McIntyre has been WWE United States champion since 14 October 2011.

The Match: Bourne takes a headbutt from Drew McIntyre. Drew McIntyre with a spinning neckbreaker on Bourne. BIG clothesline on Bourne. Evan Bourne elbows Drew McIntyre in the face to break a hammerlock. McIntyre takes a NICE hurrancarana from Evan Bourne. McIntyre kicks Evan Bourne in the gut to reverse the momentum. Big piledriver on Bourne. Spear! Bourne is down! Bourne counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! Standing leg lariat by Evan Bourne on McIntyre. Drew McIntyre avoids a Evan Bourne avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Bodyslam by McIntyre. Stacy Keibler has climbed up onto the apron! Bourne turns...and falls for the distraction! Drew McIntyre attacks Bourne from behind! Evan Bourne can barely stand. Future Shock!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Drew McIntyre goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Melina vs AJ Lee.

Match Background: This will be a hell in a cell bout. AJ Lee and Melina have been feuding recently. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE Raw Womens title. AJ Lee has been WWE Raw Womens champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: STIFF high kick on Melina by AJ Lee. Hard back suplex on Melina. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Implant DDT by AJ Lee! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Melina flips out of a AJ Lee bodyslam attempt. Badly executed second rope splash by Melina. AJ Lee reverses a waistlock. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Melina is down! Melina walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Melina counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. AJ Lee takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. AJ Lee powers out of a headlock. Flying elbow from AJ Lee connects. AJ Lee moves in for the kill. Wheelbarrow Bulldog!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! AJ Lee goes into the crowd, where she celebrates her victory

Match Rating 3.5*

Hart Dynasty vs Rhodes Brothers.

Match Background: Hart Dynasty are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This is a continuation of the Rhodes Brothers vs Hart Dynasty feud. This match is for the WWE Raw Tag Team titles. Rhodes Brothers have been WWE Raw Tag Team champions since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Dustin Rhodes takes a butterfly suplex from DH Smith. Doctor Bomb connects and Dustin landed hard. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Tyson Kidd. Hart Dynasty whip Dustin into the corner. Tyson Kidd whips David Hart Smith in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Second rope flying axe handle, Dustin goes down. One day, Tyson Kidd might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Dustin walks into a high dropkick from Tyson Kidd, almost losing several teeth in the process. Dustin Rhodes avoids a Tyson Kidd avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Death valley driver by Dustin Rhodes! No one executes that move properly anymore. Tag to Cody Rhodes. BIG clothesline on Tyson Kidd. Full nelson slam on Tyson Kidd. Tyson Kidd counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tyson Kidd tags out to David Hart Smith. Tiger bomb by David Hart Smith, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Belly to belly off the top rope! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Rhodes takes a back suplex. Cody Rhodes elbows David Hart Smith in the face to break a hammerlock. Full nelson slam on DH Smith. Brandi Rhodes has climbed up onto the apron! DH Smith turns...and falls for the distraction! Cody Rhodes attacks DH Smith from behind! David Hart Smith is in trouble. Beautiful Disaster! 1....2....3. Rhodes Brothers climb opposite turnbuckles, working the crowd as they celebrate their victory.

Match Rating 4*

Kevin Owens vs Christopher Daniels.

Match Background: Daniels and Owens have been feuding recently. So far, Daniels hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Owens since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title. Christopher Daniels has been WWE Intercontinental champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Flying elbow from Christopher Daniels connects. Flying reverse elbow by Christopher Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Owens blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Kevin Owens ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by Kevin Owens puts down Christopher Daniels. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! Daniels is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! BIG clothesline on Daniels. Daniels backdrops Kevin Owens out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Christopher Daniels. Daniels crushes Owens with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Owens. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Christopher Daniels hits a rolling kick on Owens. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Daniels just WAFFLES Owens with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Kevin Owens avoids a Christopher Daniels avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Running knee lift from Kevin Owens. Death valley driver by Kevin Owens! No one executes that move properly anymore. Kevin Nash comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Christopher Daniels turns around. Kevin Nash spins Daniels around. Kevin Nash hits the Jackknife Powerbomb! Nash leaves the ring, the damage done! The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Kevin Owens pins Daniels. Owens and Nash tie Christopher Daniels up in the ropes, then start punching away at him until referees run down and break it up.

Match Rating 4*

Michelle McCool vs Gail Kim.

Match Background: This will be a hell in a cell bout. This is a continuation of the Gail Kim vs Michelle feud. Michelle has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Womens title. Gail Kim has been WWE SmackDown Womens champion since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Gail Kim connects with a back heel kick on Michelle and gets back up quickly. Second rope flying axe handle, Michelle goes down. One day, Gail Kim might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Second rope flying axe handle, Michelle goes down. One day, Gail Kim might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Michelle backdrops Gail Kim out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Michelle McCool. Michelle McCool hits a shaky delayed suplex on Gail Kim. Davey Boy Smith is looking down from heaven...and shaking his head in disapproval. Michelle goes for a splash but Gail Kim puts the knees up. Flying reverse elbow by Gail Kim. Diamond Dust from Gail Kim and Michelle is out! Michelle McCool is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Michelle McCool slams Gail Kim down and decides on what to do next. Michelle walks into a drop toe hold. Flying elbow from Gail Kim connects. Michelle McCool can barely stand. Eat Defeat! 1....2....3. Gail Kim remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 4.5*

Motor City Machine Guns vs Christian and William Regal.

Match Background: This will be a ladder bout. Motor City Machine Guns are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. This is a continuation of the Motor City Machine Guns vs Christian \ Regal feud. This match is for the WWE SmackDown Tag Team titles. Christian \ Regal have been WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions since 25 September 2011.

The Match: Bodyslam by Christian. Sabin gets hit with SPLASH MOUNTAIN~! out of the corner! William Regal scoops up Shelley. Christian bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Sabin gets a face-full of ladder. William Regal misses a clothesline. Sabin hits a dropkick on Christian and gets right back up. Sabin hits a face jam on Christian onto the ladder! Tiger suplex on Regal. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. William Regal gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Christian is climbing the ladder! Motor City Machine Guns see it...and run forward, knocking the ladder over! Christian gets sent from the ladder, over the top rope to the outside! Motor City Machine Guns set the ladder up, and climb up to claim the prize and get the victory! Motor City Machine Guns remain in the ring, celebrating their victory.

Match Rating 4.5*

The Miz vs Rey Mysterio.

Match Background: This will be a hell in a cell bout. This is a continuation of the Mysterio vs The Miz feud. Neither has managed to get an in-ring victory in this feud. This match is for the World Heavyweight title. Rey Mysterio has been World Heavyweight champion since 25 September 2011.

The Match: Big piledriver on Mysterio. Mysterio flips out of a The Miz bodyslam attempt. Rey Mysterio strikes The Miz. Flying elbow from Rey Mysterio connects. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. The Miz is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Big piledriver on Mysterio. Death valley driver by The Miz! No one executes that move properly anymore. Flying shoulder tackle by The Miz sends Mysterio CRASHING to the mat. The Miz walks into a drop toe hold. Mysterio uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Back heel kick off the second rope, The Miz goes down. Rey Mysterio floors The Miz...and climbs the turnbuckles. Through the air, Torpedo Splash! 1....2....3. Rey Mysterio climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4.5*

John Cena vs Wade Barrett.

Match Background: This will be a hell in a cell bout. Cena and Barrett have been feuding for quite some time now. This match is for the WWE title. Wade Barrett has been WWE champion since 28 August 2011.

The Match: Massive backbreaker on Barrett and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Wade Barrett once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Cena is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. BIG clothesline on Cena. Running knee lift from Wade Barrett. Wade Barrett misses a clothesline. Cena hits a piledriver on Wade Barrett. That used to end matches, you know. Spear! Barrett is down! Fallaway slam by John Cena puts down Wade Barrett. Barrett counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! John Cena charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Wade Barrett scores with a big spinebuster. Both competitors climb out and start brawling around the cell structure. Finally, both of them climb up to the top!!! Wade Barrett grabs Cena...and hits a choke slam! The roof buckles, and Cena falls all the way to the canvas, which breaks, forming a hole in the ring! Wade Barrett drops down, then drags Cena out of the hole, onto the canvas. Cover gets three for Wade Barrett, Cena got pinned. Wade Barrett climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4.5*

Show Rating 4.5*

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October 31st 2011
Next PPV: Survivor Series November 27th 2011

With Hell in a Cell behind us, WWE looks forward towards Survivor Series, where on that night it will be all about brand supremacy. Every champion will take on their counterpart on the other brand, there will be a 4v4 mens elimination match, a 4v4 womens elimination match. As well as a few other brand vs brand matches yet to be determined. So both Raw and Smackdown will be looking to have all their superstars in the right position for brand supremacy this month.

A black stretch limo pulls up outside the arena, and out steps Paul Heyman, making his first appearance in the promotion. He looks around, then heads toward the locker room.

Segment Rating 4*

Sarah Stock vs AJ Lee.

Match Background: AJ Lee is the reigning WWE Raw Womens champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: AJ Lee uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Stock, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg for a two count. Stock blocks a kick from AJ Lee. Stock just WAFFLES AJ Lee with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! AJ Lee takes a flying neckbreaker from Sarah Stock. Covers for a quick two count. AJ Lee walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Sarah Stock hits a rolling kick on AJ Lee. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. AJ Lee backdrops Sarah Stock out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of AJ Lee. AJ Lee crushes Stock with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Stock. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Spin kick by AJ Lee to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. STIFF high kick on Stock by AJ Lee. Stock backdrops AJ Lee out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Sarah Stock. Stock hits a dropkick on AJ Lee and gets right back up. Power drive elbow by Sarah Stock. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Melina comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! AJ Lee turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Melina! Melina has left AJ Lee in big trouble. Sarah Stock moves in for the kill. Tiger Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Stock and Melina beat away on AJ Lee, leaving her spread-eagled on the canvas.

Match Rating 3.5*

Kevin Owens is in the ring. Christopher Daniels comes out, and challenges him to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Christopher Daniels vs Kevin Owens.

Match Background: Daniels and Owens have been feuding recently. So far, Daniels hasn't managed to get a pin or submission over Owens since the feud started. This match is for the WWE Intercontinental title. Kevin Owens has been WWE Intercontinental champion since 30 October 2011.

The Match: Hard back suplex on Owens. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Daniels walks into a drop toe hold. Owens hits a right hand. Flying shoulder tackle by Owens sends Daniels CRASHING to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. High Angle DDT by Kevin Owens just SPIKES Christopher Daniels down! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying shoulder tackle by Owens sends Daniels CRASHING to the mat. Christopher Daniels comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Owens is down! There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christopher Daniels. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Daniels hits a dropkick on Kevin Owens and gets right back up. Daniels just WAFFLES Owens with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Owens counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from Kevin Owens. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of Daniels! Triple H comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Christopher Daniels turns around. Triple H spins Daniels around. Triple H hits the Pedigree! HHH leaves the ring, the damage done! ONE...TWO...THREE. Owens defeats Daniels. Kevin Owens shakes hands with Triple H, showing that their plan worked perfectly.

Match Rating 4*

Brandi Rhodes is backstage with Rhodes Brothers. If it were up to me, i'd let Rhodes Brothers do their own interviews, they are just as capable as Brandi Rhodes. And they wouldn't have to pay Brandi Rhodes as much. Brandi Rhodes was continued the feud between Rhodes Brothers and Hart Dynasty by talking trash.

Segment Rating 2.5*

R-Truth vs Zack Ryder.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Ryder scoops and slams R-Truth. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Zack Ryder ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Ryder slams R-Truth down and motions to the crowd. Running knee lift from Zack Ryder. R-Truth is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. R-Truth uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! SUPER frankensteiner on Ryder, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. There's a two count on the pin. Zack Ryder once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Big piledriver on R-Truth. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brutal sit out powerbomb on R-Truth! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! R-Truth counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Ryder gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. R-Truth misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. R-Truth charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. R-Truth is in trouble. Rough Ryder!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Zack Ryder remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.

Match Rating 3.5*

Melina is walking backstage when she is spotted by AJ Lee, who attacks. They brawl around the arena for a while, until AJ Lee gets a clear upper hand and sends Melina into retreat.

Segment Rating 4*

Rhodes Brothers vs Cryme Tyme.

Match Background: Rhodes Brothers are the reigning WWE Raw Tag Team champions, and have been since 28 August 2011.

The Match: JTG gets slammed down hard and winces in pain. Fallaway slam by Cody Rhodes puts down JTG. Covers for a quick two count. Tag to Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes Brothers whip JTG into the corner. Cody Rhodes whips Dustin Rhodes in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Running knee lift from Dustin Rhodes. JTG counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! JTG crushes Dustin with a huge legdrop. Hooks the leg for a two count. JTG tags out to Shad Gaspard. Shad Gaspard hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Dustin Rhodes charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Dustin powers out of a headlock. Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Shad Gaspard by Dustin. Remember when that was a legit finish? Tag to Cody Rhodes. Cody Rhodes connects with rights and lefts and Shad Gaspard is down! Shad tags out to JTG. Flying shoulder tackle by Rhodes sends JTG CRASHING to the mat. Rhodes Brothers have JTG to themselves. Elevated Cross Rhodes! 1....2....3! It's over. Hart Dynasty come running down the aisle and into the ring! Rhodes turns...and gets floored by a clothesline. Dustin walks into a vicious boot to the face. Hart Dynasty set him up, and nail the Hart Attack! Rhodes is grabbed...and he gets hit with the Hart Attack as well! Hart Dynasty have done a number on them!


Match Rating 3.5*

Wade Barrett is in the ring, about to give an interview. Out from the crowd comes the debuting Brock Lesnar, who attacks. Wade Barrett is in trouble. F5! Barrett has been laid out by Brock Lesnar.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Chris Jericho vs Kane.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Kane is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Kane counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Kane ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Jericho reverses an irish whip...and Kane runs into the referee! Brutal sit out powerbomb on Jericho! Cover, but there's no one to count for Kane! Chris Jericho comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big dropkick by Chris Jericho, who got a ton of air on the move. Big piledriver on Kane. Covers for a quick two count. Death valley driver by Chris Jericho! No one executes that move properly anymore. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Kane backdrops Chris Jericho out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Kane. Kane hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Kane charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Kane scores with a forearm, sending Jericho down into the corner. The referee pulls Kane away to get the break. Wait! Jericho has pulled something out of his tights. Chris Jericho throws a pair of brass knuckles to Kane, then points it out to the referee! The referee sees the knux and calls for the DQ. Chris Jericho takes a cheap victory. Kane looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Kane has lost it!

Match Rating 4*

Paul Heyman is backstage with Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman continued the feud between Lesnar and Wade Barrett by talking trash. The buyrates are going to go through the roof!

Segment Rating 4*

Show Rating 4*

[WeirdViper]

Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR

November 4th 2011
Next PPV: Survivor Series November 27th 2011

The Miz is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Rey Mysterio, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from The Miz soon annoy Mysterio, and he turns to leave...only to get attacked from behind with a metal bar that was part of the set! The Miz leaves his guest down and hurt on the floor.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Gail Kim vs Layla El.

Match Background: Gail Kim is the reigning WWE SmackDown Womens champion, and has been since 12 August 2011.

The Match: Layla hits a quick kick on Gail Kim, only for Gail Kim to pop back up and eat another one. Gail Kim takes a right hand to the temple from Layla. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Big kick from Layla staggers Gail Kim but that's about it. Layla El strikes Gail Kim with a hard blow. Layla drops an elbow...but Gail Kim moves out of the way. Gail Kim hits a rolling kick on Layla. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! Covers for a quick two count. Layla backdrops Gail Kim out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Layla El. Layla El hits an ugly looking bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Layla on Gail Kim. Pin, but Gail Kim is out just before the three count. Gail Kim blocks a kick from Layla El. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Layla goes down. Layla counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Big kick from Layla staggers Gail Kim but that's about it. Michelle McCool comes running down the aisle with a chair! Layla goes to irish whip Gail Kim into the ropes. Michelle hits Gail Kim with a chair to the back! Layla El drives Gail Kim into the corner. Facelift, forget about it. 1....2...3! Layla and Michelle beat away on Gail Kim, leaving her spread-eagled on the canvas.

Match Rating 3.5*

Motor City Machine Guns are in the ring. Out from the crowd come Bray Wyatt and Bo Rotundo, who run in and start a beat down. Wyatt Family use the element of surprise, and leave Motor City Machine Guns down in the ring.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Motor City Machine Guns vs Wyatt Family.

Match Background: Bo is making his debut at this show. Wyatt is making his debut at this show. Motor City Machine Guns are one of the most experienced teams in the promotion. Bo and Wyatt are teaming up as Wyatt Family for the first time tonight. Motor City Machine Guns and Wyatt Family have been feuding recently. Neither team holds an in-ring victory since the feud started. Motor City Machine Guns are the reigning WWE SmackDown Tag Team champions, and have been since 30 October 2011.

The Match: Wyatt hits a right hand. Chris Sabin charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Bray Wyatt and Bo Rotundo. Bray Wyatt scoops up Sabin. Bo bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Bo hits a dropkick on Chris Sabin and gets right back up. Bo charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Flying reverse elbow by Chris Sabin. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Alex Shelley. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Bo is down! Pin, but Bo is out just before the three count. Bo takes a flying neckbreaker from Alex Shelley. Bo blocks a punch. Flying elbow from Bo Rotundo connects. Tag between Bo Rotundo and Bray Wyatt. Wyatt scoops and slams Alex Shelley. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Tag to Chris Sabin. Flying shoulder tackle by Wyatt sends Sabin CRASHING to the mat. Wyatt Family have Chris Sabin to themselves. Double Uranage! 1....2....3! It's over. Wyatt Family signal to each other...and they attack Motor City Machine Guns! After an swift brawl, Sabin and Shelley are left down in the ring.

Match Rating 3.5*

Evan Bourne is backstage. He got on THE STICK~! and talked trash about Drew McIntyre, continuing their feud. To the death, I say!

Segment Rating 3.5*

Christian vs Shelton Benjamin.

Match Background: None.

The Match: Shelton scoops and slams Christian. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Christian blocks a punch. Christian snap suplexes Shelton. Christian misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Brutal sit out powerbomb on Shelton! Cover, but there's no one to count for Christian! Christian walks into a drop toe hold. Big dropkick by Shelton Benjamin, who got a ton of air on the move. Christian takes a quick lariat. Hooks the leg for a two count. Northern Lights Bomb very nearly crushes the spine of Christian! Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Christian blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Doctor Bomb connects and Shelton landed hard. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Shelton Benjamin powers out of a Christian headlock. Christian can barely stand. Pay Dirt!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Shelton Benjamin climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

John Morrison is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Big Show. Good way to get the fans interested in what is coming up.

Segment Rating 4*

Beth Phoenix vs Michelle McCool.

Match Background: None.

The Match: BAAACK Body drop by Michelle gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Beth Phoenix hits a bulldog off the ropes. Covers for a quick two count. Michelle kicks Beth Phoenix in the gut to reverse the momentum. Michelle suplexes Beth to the canvas and picks the opponent back up again. Michelle McCool uses an armbreaker to take Beth down and applies an armbar. There's no quit in Beth yet though. There's a two count on the pin. Michelle McCool uses something that LOOKS like a reverse suplex. The judges say yes, but barely. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Double leg takedown from Michelle McCool sets up a ground and pound in the middle of the ring. What the hell is this, UFC? Beth Phoenix once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Big piledriver on Michelle. Covers for a quick two count. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Flying shoulder tackle by Beth sends Michelle CRASHING to the mat. Michelle takes a headbutt from Beth Phoenix. Michelle powers out of a headlock. Beth takes a vertical suplex from Michelle McCool. Michelle McCool nearly ends the career of Beth with a screwed up german suplex. GET AWAY FROM THE WRESTLING BUSINESS! Michelle McCool misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee accidentally! Beth Phoenix floors Michelle, then signals for the Glam Slam. Meanwhile, Michelle McCool has something in her hands. Beth comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Gail Kim comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Gail Kim spins Michelle around. Gail Kim hits the Eat Defeat! Michelle McCool has been left down on the canvas.

Match Rating 4*

Stacy Keibler is in the ring, and takes a microphone. She challenges Evan Bourne to come out and face her. Evan Bourne comes running out, but falls prey to a vicious chair shot from Drew McIntyre, who had been hiding in the wings. McIntyre continues the beating as Stacy Keibler walks down to get some shots in. Evan Bourne got suckered in.

Segment Rating 3.5*

Big Show vs John Morrison.

Match Background: None.

The Match: BIG clothesline on Morrison. Spear by Big Show. Covers for a quick two count. Big Show misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. John Morrison kicks the leg, knocks Big Show down, and goes to work on it. Big Show takes a flying neckbreaker from John Morrison. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from John Morrison. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Morrison hits a dropkick on Big Show and gets right back up. Big Show flips out of a John Morrison bodyslam attempt. Spinebuster by Big Show. There's a two count on the pin. Big Show scores with a standing spinebuster. Pin, but Morrison is out just before the three count. BAAACK Body drop by Morrison gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Big Show hits some punches. How generic. Big Show gets taken down out of nowhere! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Big Show by Morrison. Remember when that was a legit finish? Back heel kick off the second rope, Big Show goes down. Big Show hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Morrison scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Big Show got screwed out of the victory! John Morrison goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory

Match Rating 4*

Rey Mysterio is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes The Miz, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Mysterio turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Rey Mysterio can barely stand. Skull-Crushing Finale!!! That shook the ring. The Miz raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Mysterio, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Rey Mysterio, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his wind pipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Rey Mysterio as The Miz exits via the crowd.

Segment Rating 4.5*

Show Rating 4*