Re: WWE 2011 Alternate Universe | EWR
November 7th 2011
Next PPV: Survivor Series November 27th 2011
Brock Lesnar vs R-Truth.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Spin kick by R-Truth to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lesnar takes a NICE hurrancarana from R-Truth. Covers for a quick two count. Lesnar kicks R-Truth in the gut to reverse the momentum. Brock Lesnar connects with rights and lefts and R-Truth is down! BAAACK Body drop by R-Truth gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! R-Truth is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Fallaway slam by Brock Lesnar puts down R-Truth. R-Truth blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Full nelson slam on Lesnar. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by R-Truth! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Flying elbow from R-Truth connects. STIFF high kick on Lesnar by R-Truth. Lesnar ducks a wild right hand. Running knee lift from Brock Lesnar. Powerbomb on R-Truth. R-Truth can barely stand. Here it comes - F5. 1....2...3, it's finished. Wade Barrett comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Brock Lesnar is ready though, and strikes first! Brock Lesnar spins Barrett around. Brock Lesnar hits the F5! Wade Barrett has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired.
Match Rating 3.5*
Hart Dynasty are backstage. They talked trash about Rhodes Brothers, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Maria Kanellis and Kelly Kelly vs Bella Twins.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Forearm to the face from Kelly on Brie. Brie walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Maria Kanellis. Kelly \ Maria whip Brie into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Maria hits a soaring kick on Brie. Brie Bella fights out of a grapple. Badly executed second rope splash by Brie convinces me that I can do better. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Nikki Bella. Nikki tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Maria Kanellis. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Nikki Bella hits a weak elbow on Maria Kanellis. Maria reverses a Nikki Bella hammerlock. Nikki Bella takes a knee lift from Maria. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Tag between Maria Kanellis and Kelly Kelly. Kelly hits a short arm drag on Nikki. Tag to Brie Bella. Brie takes a hard, stinging chop from Kelly. One word: Ow. Brie Bella is in trouble. Here it comes - K2. 1....2...3, it's finished. Maria \ Kelly go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
Match Rating 3*
AJ Lee is in the ring. Melina comes out, and challenges her to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Melina vs AJ Lee.
Match Background: AJ Lee and Melina have been feuding recently. Melina has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. AJ Lee is the reigning WWE Raw Womens champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.
The Match: AJ Lee hits a rolling kick on Melina. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Super kick by AJ Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. AJ Lee goes for a splash but Melina puts the knees up. Melina hits a back kick, doubling AJ Leeover. Melina hits an arm drag on AJ Lee, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Covers for a quick two count. Melina face jams AJ Lee. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Melina, grazing the target slightly. Melina drops an elbow...but AJ Lee moves out of the way. Lightning kick by AJ Lee on Melina. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from AJ Lee. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Melina takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Lee. AJ Lee kicks the leg, knocks Melina down, and goes to work on it. Melina pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. AJ Lee walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Flying knee to the face from Melina. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Melina ducks a AJ Lee clothesline and does a quick roll up. Melina has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Melina remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 3.5*
Brandi Rhodes is in the ring, and takes a microphone. She challenges Hart Dynasty to come out and face her. David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd come out from the back, but fall victim to a sneak attack from Rhodes Brothers, who were hiding in the wings with chairs. Rhodes and Dustin continue the beating as Brandi Rhodes walks down to get some shots in. Hart Dynasty got suckered in.
Segment Rating 3*
The Authority come out onto the stage. Triple H turns and motions for someone else, and out comes Kane, apparently the new member. He shakes hands with his new allies, signaling a heel turn.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Christopher Daniels is in the ring, and makes an open challenge for anyone to come out and face him. Out from the back comes the debuting Tyler Breeze. He hits the ring and attacks. Christopher Daniels can barely stand. Superkick! Daniels got beaten down by the debuting Tyler Breeze.
Segment Rating 3*
Christopher Daniels vs Tyler Breeze.
Match Background: Breeze is making his debut at this show.
The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Breeze goes down. One day, Daniels might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Super kick by Christopher Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Daniels walks into a drop toe hold. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Daniels goes down. Flying elbow from Tyler Breeze connects. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tyler Breeze. Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Daniels. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Christopher Daniels fights out of a grapple. SUPER frankensteiner on Breeze, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Breeze. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Breeze takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels connects with a back heel kick on Breeze and gets back up quickly. Tyler Breeze pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tyler Breeze hits a rolling kick on Daniels. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Springboard dropkick from Tyler Breeze. Nicely done. Kevin Owens comes running down the aisle with a chair! Breeze whips Christopher Daniels into the ropes. Owens jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Owens, Daniels, and the chair! Christopher Daniels staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Kevin Owens isn't finished with his attack yet! Christopher Daniels stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Kevin Owens. Package Piledriver!!! Christopher Daniels has been put down on the canvas! Kevin Owens shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Daniels gets picked up...and hit with another Package Piledriver! Christopher Daniels is spread-eagled on the canvas. Owens again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Package Piledriver, the third one in a row! Kevin Owens eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Daniels, who isn't moving.
Match Rating 3*
Kevin Owens is backstage. He was building up the feud with Christopher Daniels. Well, that's just...neat!
Segment Rating 4*
Wade Barrett vs John Cena.
Match Background: Wade Barrett is the reigning WWE champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.
The Match: Wade Barrett hits some punches. How generic. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Wade Barrett ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by Wade Barrett puts down John Cena. Wade Barrett with a spinning neckbreaker on Cena. Cena ducks a wild right hand. John Cena with a spinning neckbreaker on Barrett. Barrett walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. John Cena misses a clothesline. Spear by Wade Barrett. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! Cena is down! Pin, but Cena is out just before the three count. John Cena is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Barrett takes a headbutt from John Cena. John Cena misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. John Cena charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Brock Lesnar just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Wade Barrett gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Cena takes some shots at Barrett as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Brock Lesnar has grabbed a chair. Barrett walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Cena also takes a hard shot. Lesnar has laid everybody out!
Match Rating 4*
Show Rating 3.5*
November 7th 2011
Next PPV: Survivor Series November 27th 2011
Brock Lesnar vs R-Truth.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Spin kick by R-Truth to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lesnar takes a NICE hurrancarana from R-Truth. Covers for a quick two count. Lesnar kicks R-Truth in the gut to reverse the momentum. Brock Lesnar connects with rights and lefts and R-Truth is down! BAAACK Body drop by R-Truth gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! R-Truth is down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Fallaway slam by Brock Lesnar puts down R-Truth. R-Truth blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Full nelson slam on Lesnar. There's a two count on the pin. Death valley driver by R-Truth! No one executes that move properly anymore. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Flying elbow from R-Truth connects. STIFF high kick on Lesnar by R-Truth. Lesnar ducks a wild right hand. Running knee lift from Brock Lesnar. Powerbomb on R-Truth. R-Truth can barely stand. Here it comes - F5. 1....2...3, it's finished. Wade Barrett comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Brock Lesnar is ready though, and strikes first! Brock Lesnar spins Barrett around. Brock Lesnar hits the F5! Wade Barrett has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired.
Match Rating 3.5*
Hart Dynasty are backstage. They talked trash about Rhodes Brothers, continuing their feud. Now, THIS was a good, solid way of hyping it up.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Maria Kanellis and Kelly Kelly vs Bella Twins.
Match Background: None.
The Match: Forearm to the face from Kelly on Brie. Brie walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Maria Kanellis. Kelly \ Maria whip Brie into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. There's a two count on the pin. Maria hits a soaring kick on Brie. Brie Bella fights out of a grapple. Badly executed second rope splash by Brie convinces me that I can do better. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Nikki Bella. Nikki tries to channel the power of Kawada, but ends up channeling the power of Trish Stratus instead by hitting a high kick on Maria Kanellis. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Nikki Bella hits a weak elbow on Maria Kanellis. Maria reverses a Nikki Bella hammerlock. Nikki Bella takes a knee lift from Maria. *sigh* Running knee lifts always remind me of the late Curt Hennig. Tag between Maria Kanellis and Kelly Kelly. Kelly hits a short arm drag on Nikki. Tag to Brie Bella. Brie takes a hard, stinging chop from Kelly. One word: Ow. Brie Bella is in trouble. Here it comes - K2. 1....2...3, it's finished. Maria \ Kelly go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win.
Match Rating 3*
AJ Lee is in the ring. Melina comes out, and challenges her to a match tonight. The challenge is accepted.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Melina vs AJ Lee.
Match Background: AJ Lee and Melina have been feuding recently. Melina has yet to get an in-ring victory in this feud. AJ Lee is the reigning WWE Raw Womens champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.
The Match: AJ Lee hits a rolling kick on Melina. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Super kick by AJ Lee. Hooks the leg for a two count. AJ Lee goes for a splash but Melina puts the knees up. Melina hits a back kick, doubling AJ Leeover. Melina hits an arm drag on AJ Lee, follows it up with about 3 more and locks in an armbar for good measure. Covers for a quick two count. Melina face jams AJ Lee. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Melina, grazing the target slightly. Melina drops an elbow...but AJ Lee moves out of the way. Lightning kick by AJ Lee on Melina. There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from AJ Lee. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Melina takes a flying neckbreaker from AJ Lee. AJ Lee kicks the leg, knocks Melina down, and goes to work on it. Melina pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. AJ Lee walks into a spinning heel kick which almost causes a decapitation! Flying knee to the face from Melina. For the record it was more of a Rusty Wizard than a Shining one. Melina ducks a AJ Lee clothesline and does a quick roll up. Melina has a handful of tights! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Melina remains in the ring, celebrating the victory.
Match Rating 3.5*
Brandi Rhodes is in the ring, and takes a microphone. She challenges Hart Dynasty to come out and face her. David Hart Smith and Tyson Kidd come out from the back, but fall victim to a sneak attack from Rhodes Brothers, who were hiding in the wings with chairs. Rhodes and Dustin continue the beating as Brandi Rhodes walks down to get some shots in. Hart Dynasty got suckered in.
Segment Rating 3*
The Authority come out onto the stage. Triple H turns and motions for someone else, and out comes Kane, apparently the new member. He shakes hands with his new allies, signaling a heel turn.
Segment Rating 3.5*
Christopher Daniels is in the ring, and makes an open challenge for anyone to come out and face him. Out from the back comes the debuting Tyler Breeze. He hits the ring and attacks. Christopher Daniels can barely stand. Superkick! Daniels got beaten down by the debuting Tyler Breeze.
Segment Rating 3*
Christopher Daniels vs Tyler Breeze.
Match Background: Breeze is making his debut at this show.
The Match: Second rope flying axe handle, Breeze goes down. One day, Daniels might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Super kick by Christopher Daniels. There's a two count on the pin. Daniels walks into a drop toe hold. Dropkick connects to the butt of the jaw and Daniels goes down. Flying elbow from Tyler Breeze connects. Covers for a quick two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tyler Breeze. Pin, but Daniels is out just before the three count. Hard back suplex on Daniels. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Christopher Daniels fights out of a grapple. SUPER frankensteiner on Breeze, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Breeze. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Breeze takes a flying neckbreaker from Christopher Daniels. Christopher Daniels connects with a back heel kick on Breeze and gets back up quickly. Tyler Breeze pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tyler Breeze hits a rolling kick on Daniels. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his ****ty execution of it. Springboard dropkick from Tyler Breeze. Nicely done. Kevin Owens comes running down the aisle with a chair! Breeze whips Christopher Daniels into the ropes. Owens jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Owens, Daniels, and the chair! Christopher Daniels staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Kevin Owens isn't finished with his attack yet! Christopher Daniels stands up...and walks into a boot to the gut from Kevin Owens. Package Piledriver!!! Christopher Daniels has been put down on the canvas! Kevin Owens shakes his head and raises three fingers instead. Daniels gets picked up...and hit with another Package Piledriver! Christopher Daniels is spread-eagled on the canvas. Owens again raises three fingers. Referees hit the ring, but are too scared to get too close. They can't stop this carnage...Package Piledriver, the third one in a row! Kevin Owens eventually leaves the ring, as medics come to attend to Daniels, who isn't moving.
Match Rating 3*
Kevin Owens is backstage. He was building up the feud with Christopher Daniels. Well, that's just...neat!
Segment Rating 4*
Wade Barrett vs John Cena.
Match Background: Wade Barrett is the reigning WWE champion, and has been since 28 August 2011.
The Match: Wade Barrett hits some punches. How generic. Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Wade Barrett ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Fallaway slam by Wade Barrett puts down John Cena. Wade Barrett with a spinning neckbreaker on Cena. Cena ducks a wild right hand. John Cena with a spinning neckbreaker on Barrett. Barrett walks into a side slam. Think about how much talent it takes to side slam someone. Nash can do it. Hooks the leg for a two count. John Cena misses a clothesline. Spear by Wade Barrett. Covers for a quick two count. Spear! Cena is down! Pin, but Cena is out just before the three count. John Cena is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Barrett takes a headbutt from John Cena. John Cena misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. John Cena charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Brock Lesnar just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Wade Barrett gets grabbed, and they start brawling. Cena takes some shots at Barrett as well. The referee, seeing the chaos, calls for a no contest ruling. Brock Lesnar has grabbed a chair. Barrett walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Cena also takes a hard shot. Lesnar has laid everybody out!
Match Rating 4*
Show Rating 3.5*
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