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  • Bighoff
    The Bird is the word
    • Jul 2002
    • 5312

    #46
    Re: Clerks 2

    I saw it today, I loved it, it was great, a hell of a lot better then I expected. I think even if people haven't seen Clerks they will love Clerks 2.
    I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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    • jmood88
      Sean Payton: Retribution
      • Jul 2003
      • 34639

      #47
      Re: Clerks 2

      Originally posted by TJdaSportsGuy
      Oh, there were PLENTY of one liners to use for a while...

      "It's okay, I'm taking it back!"

      Great f'ing movie! And if you're on Kevin Smith's myspace page, you get to be in the closing credits!!
      That shirt was hilarious.

      Porch Monkey 4 Life
      Originally posted by Blzer
      Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

      If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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      • bkrich83
        Has Been
        • Jul 2002
        • 71579

        #48
        Re: Clerks 2

        Movie did not let me down. Kevin Smith does it again.
        Tracking my NCAA Coach Career

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        • Misfit
          All Star
          • Mar 2003
          • 5766

          #49
          Re: Clerks 2

          Just as funny a second time.

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          • USF11
            C*rr*ntly *n L*f* T*lt
            • Jun 2003
            • 4245

            #50
            Re: Clerks 2

            Originally posted by Misfit
            Just as funny a second time.
            I saw it twice too. What an awesome movie.
            "Good music transcends all physical limits, it's more then something you hear, it's something that you feel, when the author, experience, and passion is real" - Murs (And this is for)

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            • Bighoff
              The Bird is the word
              • Jul 2002
              • 5312

              #51
              Re: Clerks 2

              "It's not beastyality it's inter species errotica"
              Not sure of the spelling but that's one of my favorite lines.
              I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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              • elicoleman
                Im The Baby/Gotta Love Me
                • Sep 2002
                • 34655

                #52
                Re: Clerks 2

                LMAO, I saw it tonight (never saw the first one) but it was hilarious.
                Originally posted by CardsFan27
                This is the 3rd time John Calipari has been to his first Final Four!
                What I'm Currently Listening To

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                • tenth
                  MVP
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 1109

                  #53
                  Re: Clerks 2

                  oh man, I laughed my *** off. so many hilarious moments.

                  was a little disappointed in the non-comedy writing though. saw the original for the first (and second) time last weekend, and liked it a lot better.

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                  • Fresh Tendrils
                    Strike Hard and Fade Away
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 36131

                    #54
                    Re: Clerks 2

                    Originally posted by jmood88
                    That shirt was hilarious.

                    Porch Monkey 4 Life
                    I died laughing when I saw that shirt.

                    Inner-species erotica.



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                    • dieselboy
                      --------------
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 18040

                      #55
                      Re: Clerks 2

                      "ooo...cake"

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                      • Fresh Tendrils
                        Strike Hard and Fade Away
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 36131

                        #56
                        Re: Clerks 2

                        Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go a$$ to mouth.



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                        • X*Cell
                          Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 8107

                          #57
                          Re: Clerks 2

                          Just saw this movie... and wow... Just as good or better than Clerks 1... I am most definetely going to see this again.

                          It's funny, because when I was telling someone the synopsis of the movie... somewhat through my synopsis I realized that it didn't sound like a good movie at all... It's one of those movies you just have to see for yourself.

                          Randal: Have you and Myra had sex yet?

                          Elias: Well, not that it's any of your business, Randall, but she can't. You know how every girl's parents put a troll in them? Well, Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so, if I put my... thing... in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off.

                          Randal: And Myra told you this?

                          Elias: Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randall. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.

                          Randal: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?

                          Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.

                          Randal: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it?

                          Elias: [shakes head] Women.
                          SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #58
                            Re: Clerks 2

                            I love the expression Randall gives in that scene. Hilarious.



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                            • X*Cell
                              Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 8107

                              #59
                              Re: Clerks 2

                              Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                              I love the expression Randall gives in that scene. Hilarious.
                              I also loved his in-action-synopsis of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy... how they just walk the whole movie.
                              SAN ANTONIO SPURS

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                              • jmood88
                                Sean Payton: Retribution
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 34639

                                #60
                                Re: Clerks 2

                                Originally posted by xcelldarim31
                                I also loved his in-action-synopsis of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy... how they just walk the whole movie.
                                That was hilarious. It's pretty much what I think of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
                                Originally posted by Blzer
                                Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

                                If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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