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  • stewaat

    #46
    Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

    HAHAHAHA man this is a 5-star thread!

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    • aukevin
      War Eagle, Go Braves!
      • Dec 2002
      • 14700

      #47
      Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

      So my little annoy-a-tron has been in my co-workers office non-stop since April 1st. Before then I would just put in there for a day at a time, but now it has been beeping for over half a month. At first he was just ignoring it, but now it is really starting to aggravate him more. Earlier this month he thought it was his computer because I had put the device in the lights built into our cubes right above his computer. So he figured it was his computer, maybe some program running on there. He would check the computer security event logs every time it beeped to see if anything coorelated, nope

      So when he finally accepted it was his computer and he couldn't do anything about it I moved it to the other side of his cube. That drove him nuts. So all week it has been coming from behind him. today I moved the location again, we'll see what he says when he gets back from lunch, LOL.

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      • ex carrabba fan
        I'll thank him for you
        • Oct 2004
        • 32744

        #48
        Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

        This is so wrong.. but hilarious.

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        • p_rushing
          Hall Of Fame
          • Feb 2004
          • 14514

          #49
          Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

          you are dead if he ever finds it or figures out you did it

          You should have him call your companies help desk if you have one.
          Last edited by p_rushing; 04-18-2008, 01:52 PM.

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          • Brandon13
            All Star
            • Oct 2005
            • 8915

            #50
            Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

            LOL, I love this thread.

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            • aukevin
              War Eagle, Go Braves!
              • Dec 2002
              • 14700

              #51
              Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

              Originally posted by p_rushing
              you are dead if he ever finds it or figures out you did it

              You should have him call your companies help desk if you have one.
              I'm not going to let it get that far just because it is a big company and I don't want the help desk to get involved. They have to create paperwork and junk for everything. He won't take it that far though.

              We've been pretty busy since lunch, so he hasn't said anything about it beeping in a new place. He will though.

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              • aukevin
                War Eagle, Go Braves!
                • Dec 2002
                • 14700

                #52
                Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                Me and the only other person in on the gag have been cracking up all morning because my co-worker is starting to go crazy with the beeping now. He's logging the times when it beeps now and every time it does, he shuts down some background process on his computer

                I'm ready for him to find it, so I put it right behind his monitor, magneted to a screw. It is so loud now.

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                • djordan
                  MVP
                  • Nov 2005
                  • 3052

                  #53
                  Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                  LMAO!!!...........
                  AKA DEEJAY8595

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                  • Brandon13
                    All Star
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 8915

                    #54
                    Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                    You know the beeping is owning their lives when they're keeping a log of the beeps.

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                    • Stumbleweed
                      Livin' the dream
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 6279

                      #55
                      Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                      Haha, I have no idea how I missed this thread, but this is hilarious. Reminds me of The Office when Jim hides Andy's cellphone in the ceiling.

                      "Maybe it's in the ceiling..."

                      "Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling!"
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                      • Beantown
                        #DoYourJob
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 31523

                        #56
                        Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                        LMAO

                        Someone definitely put one of these in my room to annoy my roommate. I had actually thought about doing it to him, because honestly the beeping doesn't really bother me.

                        The fact that bothers me is a) someone beat me to the punch, and b) they picked a hiding spot that I hadn't thought of, because I checked the five places I had been planning to put it and it wasn't in any of those. I want to find it, just so I know where it is, and leave it there to see how annoyed my roommate actually gets.

                        It's ****ing hysterical, though I can see how someone who gets annoyed by little things like this would absolutely hate it.

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                        • aukevin
                          War Eagle, Go Braves!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 14700

                          #57
                          Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                          Well, my annoy-a-tron story is finally over. The final day was hilarious. My co-worker was so aggravated. He turned his computer off because he was thinking of moving it to the other side of his cube, but when it beeped again he got so irritated because his cpu was off. So, trying to help him out, I told him it might be his monitor, so he turned that off. Still beeping. At that point he was about to throw the monitor and said he was about to go postal. This beeping has been going on for a month pretty much non-stop, so I can understand.

                          Finally he broke down and pleaded that if someone was playing a trick on him to have mercy on him and end it. After that, I kept messing with him for about another hour or so but then finally sent him an email telling him I saw a gremlin crawl under his monitor, so he finally found the device.

                          We all kind of miss that beeping now...

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                          • Acid
                            Mr. Brightside
                            • May 2003
                            • 16954

                            #58
                            Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                            Originally posted by Longhorn
                            LMAO

                            Someone definitely put one of these in my room to annoy my roommate. I had actually thought about doing it to him, because honestly the beeping doesn't really bother me.

                            The fact that bothers me is a) someone beat me to the punch, and b) they picked a hiding spot that I hadn't thought of, because I checked the five places I had been planning to put it and it wasn't in any of those. I want to find it, just so I know where it is, and leave it there to see how annoyed my roommate actually gets.

                            It's ****ing hysterical, though I can see how someone who gets annoyed by little things like this would absolutely hate it.
                            Your beeping device would end up killing your roommate in some bizarre way. So it's not the same thing.
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                            • fishepa
                              I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 18989

                              #59
                              Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                              Originally posted by aukevin
                              Well, my annoy-a-tron story is finally over. The final day was hilarious. My co-worker was so aggravated. He turned his computer off because he was thinking of moving it to the other side of his cube, but when it beeped again he got so irritated because his cpu was off. So, trying to help him out, I told him it might be his monitor, so he turned that off. Still beeping. At that point he was about to throw the monitor and said he was about to go postal. This beeping has been going on for a month pretty much non-stop, so I can understand.

                              Finally he broke down and pleaded that if someone was playing a trick on him to have mercy on him and end it. After that, I kept messing with him for about another hour or so but then finally sent him an email telling him I saw a gremlin crawl under his monitor, so he finally found the device.

                              We all kind of miss that beeping now...
                              too funny!!

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                              • callmetaternuts
                                All Star
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 7045

                                #60
                                Re: Quite possibly the greatest device ever invented!

                                Originally posted by aukevin
                                Well, my annoy-a-tron story is finally over. The final day was hilarious. My co-worker was so aggravated. He turned his computer off because he was thinking of moving it to the other side of his cube, but when it beeped again he got so irritated because his cpu was off. So, trying to help him out, I told him it might be his monitor, so he turned that off. Still beeping. At that point he was about to throw the monitor and said he was about to go postal. This beeping has been going on for a month pretty much non-stop, so I can understand.

                                Finally he broke down and pleaded that if someone was playing a trick on him to have mercy on him and end it. After that, I kept messing with him for about another hour or so but then finally sent him an email telling him I saw a gremlin crawl under his monitor, so he finally found the device.

                                We all kind of miss that beeping now...
                                Haha, epic. Just be glad you only see the work side of him. Id hate to see what his poor family went through. What would you do if your significant otehr came home and talked about a random beeping with no explanation?

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