Man has video proof of alien

[daflyboys]

Re: Man has video proof of alien

That's basically the next step of my #3. For all we know, we could be like that one movie (I think The Forgotten) where the aliens are just doing experiments on humans like we do on animals. Some times I use that as a mental excuse when things aren't going my way. Like I"m just the unlucky lab rat the aliens are ****ing with.

Explains where I work perfectly.

[Cebby]

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Lol, going with that concept, I read a scientific article a few months back that discussed how there is a good chance we are all essentially part of an online computer program being played by real people in the distant future.

Then my dude sucks at this game, because instead of beating on a little shorty, I'm sitting at home on a Friday night hating on him on the internet.

If this is the case, I want him to get the telekinesis upgrade, give me some robot arms, and a lightsaber. I also want some giant angel wings, more for look than actual effectiveness.

[Adam Dayton]

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Then my dude sucks at this game, because instead of beating on a little shorty, I'm sitting at home on a Friday night hating on him on the internet.

If this is the case, I want him to get the telekinesis upgrade, give me some robot arms, and a lightsaber. I also want some giant angel wings, more for look than actual effectiveness.

hahahahahahahahaha yes.

[superjames1992]

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Lol, going with that concept, I read a scientific article a few months back that discussed how there is a good chance we are all essentially part of an online computer program being played by real people in the distant future. This is sort of like the matrix and I'm not explaining it particularly well, but it was an interesting read. Yeah, we are all lab rats in the sense that there is something going on that is so beyond what is happening here in this world it is incomprehensible. The partical accelerator experiment might find cool results touching on this effect when it begin testing this fall, but I doubt it will find anything.

They made a movie about that back in 1999 called The Thirteenth Floor. It's actually pretty good IMO.

Oh, and the alien picture is fake...

[dossier]

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The video was taken in 2003 and now we are hearing about this?

Come on its a fake

[daflyboys]

Re: Man has video proof of alien

Not to mention that any alien filmed or reported is always a bipedal human with a distorted face.

IMO, the most likely alien species we would encounter would be (in order of likelihood):

1. A very, very primitive species that we find on our terms

*huge gap*

2. Either a sentient machine or another race's satellite

3. Some hyper advanced species we would barely be able to comprehend. The difference in technology between a species that can create and stay alive through the light speed travel it would take to reach Earth and us would be so huge, it would be like a monkey trying to understand our life.

The idea that aliens would simply be a slightly more evolved version of us is very narcissistic.

And for what it's worth, the fear of being killed by aliens has officially taken over my fear of spiders in the last month. Not Independence Day war with aliens style, but simply some redneck alien ****ing around with some laser gun and blowing up Earth. That scares the **** out of me.

Wow......talk about your full range of alien form possibilities!! It scares me too, to think that some advanced hostile life form is going to go running around the planet with a weapon he borrowed from Mr. Spock, picking us off one by one, yelling "Get 'Er Done, Get 'Er Done!"


Reminds me of the great Jack Handy (the "Deep Thoughts" guy from SNL) article first published in the New Yorker:

WHAT I’D SAY TO THE MARTIANS

by Jack Handey

Issue of 2005-08-08 and 15
Posted 2005-08-01


People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian *******.You say we are violent and barbaric, but has any one of you come up to my cage and extended his hand? Because, if he did, I would jerk it off and eat it right in front of him. “Mmm, that’s good Martian,” I would say.

You say your civilization is more advanced than ours. But who is really the more “civilized” one? You, standing there watching this cage? Or me, with my pants down, trying to urinate on you? You criticize our Earth religions, saying they have no relevance to the way we actually live. But think about this: if I could get my hands on that god of yours, I would grab his skinny neck and choke him until his big green head exploded.

We are a warlike species, you claim, and you show me films of Earth battles to prove it. But I have seen all the films about twenty times. Get some new films, or, so help me, if I ever get out of here I will empty my laser pistol into everyone I see, even pets.

Speaking of films, I could show you some films, films that portray a different, gentler side of Earth. And while you’re watching the films I’d sort of slip away, because guess what: the projector is actually a thing that shoots out spinning blades! And you fell for it! Well, maybe not now you wouldn’t.

You point to your long tradition of living peacefully with Earth. But you know what I point to? Your stupid heads.

You say there is much your civilization could teach ours. But perhaps there is something that I could teach you—namely, how to scream like a parrot when I put your big Martian head in a vise.

You claim there are other intelligent beings in the galaxy besides earthlings and Martians. Good, then we can attack them together. And after we’re through attacking them we’ll attack you.

I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves. But you have treated me like an intruder. Maybe it is not me who is the intruder but you.

No, not me. You, stupid.

You keep my body imprisoned in this cage. But I am able to transport my mind to a place far away, a happier place, where I use Martian heads for batting practice.

I admit that sometimes I think we are not so different after all. When you see one of your old ones trip and fall down, do you not point and laugh, just as we on Earth do? And I think we can agree that nothing is more admired by the people of Earth and Mars alike than a fine, high-quality cigarette. For fun, we humans like to ski down mountains covered with snow; you like to“milk” bacteria off of scum hills and pack them into your gill slits. Are we so different? Of course we are, and you will be even more different if I ever finish my homemade flamethrower.

You may kill me, either on purpose or by not making sure that all the surfaces in my cage are safe to lick. But you can’t kill an idea. And that idea is: me chasing you with a big wooden mallet.

You say you will release me only if I sign a statement saying that I will not attack you. And I have agreed, the only condition being that I can sign with a long sharp pen. And still you keep me locked up.

True, you have allowed me reading material—not the “human reproduction” magazines I requested but the works of your greatest philosopher, Zandor or Zanax or whatever his name is. I would like to discuss his ideas with him—just me, him, and one of his big, heavy books.

If you will not free me, at least deliver a message to Earth. Send my love to my wife, and also to my girlfriend. And to my children, if I have any anyplace. Ask my wife to please send me a bazooka, which is a flower we have on Earth. If my so-called friend Don asks you where the money I owe him is, please anally probe him. Do that anyway.

If you keep me imprisoned long enough, eventually I will die. Because one thing you Martians do not understand is that we humans cannot live without our freedom. So, if you see me lying lifeless in my cage, come on in, because I’m dead. Really.

Maybe one day we will not be the enemies you make us out to be. Perhaps one day a little Earth child will sit down to play with a little Martian child, or larva, or whatever they are. But, after a while, guess what happens: the little Martian tries to eat the Earth child. But guess what the Earth child has? A gun. You weren’t expecting that, were you? And now the Martian child is running away, as fast as he can. Run, little Martian baby, run!

I would like to thank everyone for coming to my cage tonight to hear my speech. Donations will be gratefully accepted. (No Mars money, please.)

[RAZRr1275]

Re: Man has video proof of alien

Maybe I'm just too damn logical, but screw puppeteering and special effects, that ****s just a dude in a mask.

Seems like it after you see this http://www.mathsisfun.com/coordinate_alien.html Looks pretty much the same to me.

[joshuar9476]

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it looks like "the punisher" skull logo in the picture ....

remember the scene from signs with the mexican birthday party .... still makes me almost drop a loaf in my pants

[Crimsontide27]

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Nothing to see here at all. Of course the video isnt altered, its nothing more than a cheap alien mask that you can get at any local party store or even walmart around halloween.

After I get off work tonight I could probably make the exact same video if I could find my sons costume from last year.

[jim416]

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We need to rethink what an alien from outer space looks like. I cringed when I watched the new Indiana Jones movie as they had the same stock Hollywood looking alien.

How come they can't look like this?



You know, goofy, "hey, it's me" kinda alien. Not a mean lookin' ticked off hollow-eyed, big brained alien.

[eXperiment63]

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[The C]

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[SlimKibbles]

Re: Man has video proof of alien

There are some pretty hilarious photoshops of that pic in this FARK thread

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3639155

[Rainey]

Re: Man has video proof of alien

Lol, going with that concept, I read a scientific article a few months back that discussed how there is a good chance we are all essentially part of an online computer program being played by real people in the distant future. This is sort of like the matrix and I'm not explaining it particularly well, but it was an interesting read. Yeah, we are all lab rats in the sense that there is something going on that is so beyond what is happening here in this world it is incomprehensible. The partical accelerator experiment might find cool results touching on this effect when it begin testing this fall, but I doubt it will find anything.

That article is called Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. It was released a few years back... haha

[The C]

Re: Man has video proof of alien

That article is called Star Ocean: Till the End of Time. It was released a few years back... haha

Or the CGI kid's television show Reboot!